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Lion vs 42 Midgets. FIGHT!

Posted: 2005-05-09 05:48pm
by MKSheppard
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Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

Posted: 2005-05-09 05:50pm
by Mlenk
WTF? I know this sounds wrong but I was laughing when I read the article.

Posted: 2005-05-09 05:53pm
by Crown
If this isn't a case for a Darwin award, I don't know what is.

Posted: 2005-05-09 05:56pm
by Superman
I knew the lion would win.

Posted: 2005-05-09 06:03pm
by Admiral Valdemar
I hope to the great skypixie that we get this over here as reality TV.

Posted: 2005-05-09 06:13pm
by muse
Perhaps you should click the link labeled "More on this story." at the bottom of the BBC article..? :wink:

Posted: 2005-05-09 06:16pm
by Crown
You know, the fact that it was posted in Off Topic didn't even occur to me to brush over the link to look at it's address ... :oops:

Well, it hooked me.

Posted: 2005-05-09 06:20pm
by Ghost Rider
Dammit...why can't we have this instead of "Simple Life part 71" :(

Posted: 2005-05-09 07:28pm
by 2000AD
Here's me thinking the next step in midget sports would be X-Treme midget tossing!!!

EDIT: oh goddamn i can't believe i fell for that.

Posted: 2005-05-09 08:08pm
by weemadando
You know, if this wasn't a fake I'd have but one thing to say:

FUCK YES.

Posted: 2005-05-09 09:09pm
by Enforcer Talen
goddamn, this would have been hilarious.

Posted: 2005-05-09 10:57pm
by Surlethe
I would pay to watch that.