Woman gives birth to 16.7 lb baby
Posted: 2005-01-20 12:02pm
Holy Shit!!
*sends to everyone in the Birth Certificate Dept.*
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Woman gives birth to 16.7 lb baby
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Posted: 2005-01-20 12:10pm
Posted: 2005-01-20 12:13pm
I expected the baby to be born in Springfield 
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A cookie to the first who get the connection
Posted: 2005-01-20 12:13pm
Good Lord! How on Earth did that happen?
Posted: 2005-01-20 12:20pm
well, first the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina.....JeanLucPicard wrote:Good Lord! How on Earth did that happen?
Posted: 2005-01-20 12:25pm
Marge: "unless its one of those superbabies from Brazil"Montcalm wrote:I expected the baby to be born in Springfield
A cookie to the first who get the connection
(and yeah, I was thinking the same thing)
Posted: 2005-01-20 12:54pm
Damn!! 
Posted: 2005-01-20 01:35pm
I guess if the mother had four other children who had been pretty heavy themselves, she wouldn't have thought anything was too odd about being really weighed down. But still, that is one huge kid.
Posted: 2005-01-20 03:02pm
Jesus, that's a big kid. Any chance of it being the new world record?
Posted: 2005-01-20 03:46pm
I don't think so, since if is was, the article would probably make some mention of it being a world record. In fact, I'm surprised they didn't show the world record for birth weight as a point of comparison.Sharpshooter wrote:Jesus, that's a big kid. Any chance of it being the new world record?
Posted: 2005-01-20 03:55pm
Wow, she birthed a bowling ball.
Posted: 2005-01-20 03:57pm
A quick google puts the record at somwhere around 22lbs, but this was in '82, and there may have been some otehr stonkers since then.Sharpshooter wrote:Jesus, that's a big kid. Any chance of it being the new world record?
Posted: 2005-01-20 04:59pm
Haha, well played, Sir!Col. Crackpot wrote:well, first the man inserts his penis into the woman's vagina.....JeanLucPicard wrote:Good Lord! How on Earth did that happen?
Posted: 2005-01-20 05:21pm
Thank god for C-section, as it says. Damn.
Posted: 2005-01-20 10:17pm
Dalton wrote:Wow, she birthed a bowling ball.
I don't even bowl with balls that heavy!Ugh. Now I'm scared to have kids...
Posted: 2005-01-21 08:02am
I somehow doubt the baby could be birthed any other wayPick wrote:Thank god for C-section, as it says. Damn.
Posted: 2005-01-21 08:25am
Wow, just wow !
Posted: 2005-01-21 01:19pm
Ouch Ouch Ouch!!!
Crap, the kid is bigger than some 1 year olds I know! Ugh.
Crap, the kid is bigger than some 1 year olds I know! Ugh.
Posted: 2005-01-21 04:31pm
What the fuck? Thats crazy... Posted: 2005-01-21 06:20pm
Let's hear it for unresticted growth hormones in food.....
Posted: 2005-01-21 06:22pm
oh, and it just keeps getting bigger, thanks bro for doing the research study on multi-generational effects of BGH for the army using rats...
the last said generation were allegedly large enough to fuck over cats...
the last said generation were allegedly large enough to fuck over cats...
Posted: 2005-01-21 11:10pm
it was those damn cyclons, they puttin growth hormones in there food.