Am I this big of wuss??

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2004-12-28 02:21am

To sum what happened up, I basically got in a fight with a 3 month old puppy and lost.

I was playing with the new family dog, a cute 3 month old white lab. She basically rammed her mouth into my face. Any ways I knew her teeth hit my nose. I went into the bathroom to clean it up. Her tooth caught the inside of my nostral, pierced it and sliced it all the way open. (It was literally sliced open.) It hurt, it was bloody, but I have had worse injures. I clean it up, the bleeding stops for the most part, I walk into the kitchen for some tape. Then I get dizzy and pass out.

I want to know why? I have had far more serious injuries, that have hurt alot worse. I did not loose that much blood, no more than a normal bloody nose. I have seen worse injuries on myself. I have seen my own blood before in a greater quanity. It is so freaking embarassing. It only happened after I cleaned everything up. I feel like such a wimp, I mean wtf???? I have been bored sky diving, I have bungie jumped, had a fully loaded M-16 pointed at me, and now I pass out from a bloody nose!!!!

Faram · Post by **Faram** » 2004-12-28 02:33am

The problem is that you did't want to hurt the puppy.

If you had been willing to accept it's death you could have stomped it easely.

Howedar · Post by **Howedar** » 2004-12-28 02:39am

Indeed, and you could even have done so after the face-ramming incident. However I would be concerned about the fainting incident, you should probably go see a masculinity consultanting firm about that. They may be able to prescribe something that makes you less of a pussy

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-12-28 02:43am

I almost passed out when I got my ear pierced through the cartilege. It didn't hurt much, really.
But I had a sweaty, verge of passing out episode for about ten minutes afterwards. But it honestly didn't hurt much, just a quick pinch and it was over. Getting tattooed for 3 1/2 hours was much, much more painful, but I had no bizarre reaction to it.

Our bodies act wierd sometimes...

Sam Or I · Post by **Sam Or I** » 2004-12-28 02:50am

Frank Hipper wrote:I almost passed out when I got my ear pierced through the cartilege. It didn't hurt much, really.
But I had a sweaty, verge of passing out episode for about ten minutes afterwards. But it honestly didn't hurt much, just a quick pinch and it was over. Getting tattooed for 3 1/2 hours was much, much more painful, but I had no bizarre reaction to it.

Our bodies act wierd sometimes...

Maybe it was the piercing of the cartilege that did it. (For me I mean, the tooth literally sliced open the front of my noise.)

I need to go down some steriods now. (j/k)

HemlockGrey · Post by **HemlockGrey** » 2004-12-28 04:07am

You're not a real pussy until you get falling-down drunk from a bottle of cheap Japanese beer and two bottles of Smirnoff Ice, like someone I know.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-12-28 04:09am

You're not a real pussy until you get falling-down drunk from a bottle of cheap Japanese beer and two bottles of Smirnoff Ice, like someone I know.

Hey that was supposed to be our secret!

Queeb Salaron · Post by **Queeb Salaron** » 2004-12-28 11:00pm

Superman wrote:Hey that was supposed to be our secret!

Really, after telling us that you were emasculated by a featherweight girl, you think we didn't know you couldn't hold anything stronger than a glass of warm milk?

Come now. We know that your monicker is nothing more than a heretical attempt at humor, an obvious compensation for your lack of masculinity. Ex pro wrestler. Hah! Tell the truth: You were Goldust, weren't you?

As for Sam Or I... well... even getting owned by a girl is a little more manly than being in your current situation. If I were you, I would turn in my testicles and demand a refund. You're obviously working with broken equiptment, cupcake. Should you choose to keep your dangling bundles of joy, I suggest tucking them firmly between your legs, dressing as a woman, and forever referring to yourself as "Candi," so that you no longer fail to represent all things masculine. Leave the manly tasks to us meat-eating, ass-scratching, puppy-drowning men, and never again endeavor to associate yourself with us.

Sorry, buttercup, but sometimes life's a bitch. But then, I suppose that would make it a kindred spirit, wouldn't it?

Tasoth · Post by **Tasoth** » 2004-12-28 11:19pm

You just didn't expect for such a cute bundle of furry love to do such damage. Of course, I didn't expect to get clipped by the side mirror of a moving car, but I didn't faint.