I am back.
Posted: 2004-12-25 03:37pm
Four months ago, the homework load became too much, and I didn't have any time left for SDN. I was gone for weeks. Then, it let up. I COULD have returned. But the urge had left me. I didn't have any commitments here, the only thread that could have pulled me back had run its course. Real life had just become too fascinating - more so than even the Internet, to my unbelieving amazement.
But now, the threat of boredom looms again, and I have returned to the place that has been my haven for... well... a really fucking long time. Sorry about this Chardok, but you must have known my absence wouldn't last...
So, a tally of the amazing(ish) things Tony has done in the past 4 months:
- Purchased a Balisong (butterfly knife) and became extremely proficient with it. Despite all common sense, he perservered and learned how to do throws with it. A few dozen cuts later...
- Pimped out his keychain. It now has a personal incineration device/poison gas dispenser, a switchblade, light, pen, carabiner, several fistloads, a set of lockpicks, a tiny mace spray can - hell its even got keys!
- Fell in love with the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. Sadly, several things stood in his way, and continue to do so. While he seeks to terminate the obstacles one by one, he is glad to be her friend.
- Dislocated his left kneecap, and had to go up the 2342435 flights of stairs in his school with a goddamned full leg brace keeping him from bending it...
- Determined that he was in possession of over 75 soundtracks.
- Drank 4 cups of coffee at 4:00 PM, and though he got a headache, had no problems falling asleep. That one was really wierd.
- Made a custom whoopee cushion with a tiny bit of nitrogen triiodide in it. It was a special gift for that really annoying English teacher everyone hated.
- Wen... wait a second... why the fuck am I talking in third person?!?!
Uh... I guess that's about it. *looks at watch* Oh yeah, Merry Christmas.
So yeah, feel free to post your "Welcome back!"'s or "Go fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw, cockbite!"'s. I'm not sure if this should go in Testing, I've been away so long.
So yeah, great to be back. Well, it is so far, anyway.
Only... 7872 unarchived and unread posts.
But now, the threat of boredom looms again, and I have returned to the place that has been my haven for... well... a really fucking long time. Sorry about this Chardok, but you must have known my absence wouldn't last...
So, a tally of the amazing(ish) things Tony has done in the past 4 months:
- Purchased a Balisong (butterfly knife) and became extremely proficient with it. Despite all common sense, he perservered and learned how to do throws with it. A few dozen cuts later...
- Pimped out his keychain. It now has a personal incineration device/poison gas dispenser, a switchblade, light, pen, carabiner, several fistloads, a set of lockpicks, a tiny mace spray can - hell its even got keys!
- Fell in love with the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. Sadly, several things stood in his way, and continue to do so. While he seeks to terminate the obstacles one by one, he is glad to be her friend.
- Dislocated his left kneecap, and had to go up the 2342435 flights of stairs in his school with a goddamned full leg brace keeping him from bending it...
- Determined that he was in possession of over 75 soundtracks.
- Drank 4 cups of coffee at 4:00 PM, and though he got a headache, had no problems falling asleep. That one was really wierd.
- Made a custom whoopee cushion with a tiny bit of nitrogen triiodide in it. It was a special gift for that really annoying English teacher everyone hated.
- Wen... wait a second... why the fuck am I talking in third person?!?!
Uh... I guess that's about it. *looks at watch* Oh yeah, Merry Christmas.
So yeah, feel free to post your "Welcome back!"'s or "Go fuck yourself sideways with a chainsaw, cockbite!"'s. I'm not sure if this should go in Testing, I've been away so long.
So yeah, great to be back. Well, it is so far, anyway.
Only... 7872 unarchived and unread posts.
