"You, sir, are an idiot!"
Posted: 2004-12-19 01:35pm
Something I've noticed for sometime on this board and message boards in general. People throw around terms like "idiot", "moron", et cetera like they are candy at people in versus debates and other such conversations. But I'm thinking, that's not really true, is it? I mean, for the most part, in all honest, most of the people who post on this message board aren't, in fact, stupid. On average, most of us are quite bright. In fact, often times people are called idiots (particularly in versus debates) not because they are actually stupid, but because they were unaware of some minuta of the subject they were discussing or hadn't read a particular book or novel or weren't watching the television show/movie in question for analysis and didn't pick up on the thing that they are being bellowed at.
For instance, believe it or not, most people don't watch StarWars looking for minor details and haven't read the hundreds of books in the EU or any of the technical manuals. So how much sense does it make to say to someone who's just passing through who've seen the movies and not much else "Well, according to the book 'StarWars: Incredible Cross Sections Episode 2', the heavy turbolasers on the Acclimator Space Transport have a firepower of 200 gigatons per shot, you fucking idiot! I can't believe how stupid you are that you didn't know that! Did you go to school on the short bus, or something, you fucking asshat?" Not very much sense, I'm afraid. No wonder the Simpson's created the Comic Book Guy for us or the three nerds where Homer went to college that were bitching with someone online about who was better Picard or Kirk.
Further, I've heard people called idiots (myself included) for pointing out that not everything falls under Suspension of Disbelief and that things in movies/television half the time happen in such a way for an out of universe reason. This is not a stupid or foolish thing. In fact, it's absolutely true. Things in movies and television do often have no in-universe reason for being how they are and cannot be rationalized by way of the show. Moviephiles tend to understand this and take great pleasure in finding out things like that the jet exhausts in the motion model of Corban Dallas' taxi cab in "The Fifth Element" were, in fact, made of spray painted wheel pasta. Pointing out these facts does not make a person stupid at all. All it does is violate a taboo of the board, which isn't a sign of foolishness or low intelligence.
So I'd like to append a new definition to the term "idiot" to the Webster entry, just for us.
For instance, believe it or not, most people don't watch StarWars looking for minor details and haven't read the hundreds of books in the EU or any of the technical manuals. So how much sense does it make to say to someone who's just passing through who've seen the movies and not much else "Well, according to the book 'StarWars: Incredible Cross Sections Episode 2', the heavy turbolasers on the Acclimator Space Transport have a firepower of 200 gigatons per shot, you fucking idiot! I can't believe how stupid you are that you didn't know that! Did you go to school on the short bus, or something, you fucking asshat?" Not very much sense, I'm afraid. No wonder the Simpson's created the Comic Book Guy for us or the three nerds where Homer went to college that were bitching with someone online about who was better Picard or Kirk.
Further, I've heard people called idiots (myself included) for pointing out that not everything falls under Suspension of Disbelief and that things in movies/television half the time happen in such a way for an out of universe reason. This is not a stupid or foolish thing. In fact, it's absolutely true. Things in movies and television do often have no in-universe reason for being how they are and cannot be rationalized by way of the show. Moviephiles tend to understand this and take great pleasure in finding out things like that the jet exhausts in the motion model of Corban Dallas' taxi cab in "The Fifth Element" were, in fact, made of spray painted wheel pasta. Pointing out these facts does not make a person stupid at all. All it does is violate a taboo of the board, which isn't a sign of foolishness or low intelligence.
So I'd like to append a new definition to the term "idiot" to the Webster entry, just for us.
Main Entry: id·i·ot
Pronunciation: 'i-dE-&t
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French ydiote, from Latin idiota ignorant person, from Greek idiOtEs one in a private station, layman, ignorant person, from idios one's own, private; akin to Latin suus one's own -- more at SUICIDE
1 usually offensive : a person affected with idiocy
2 : a foolish or stupid person
3 : a person unaware of the minutae of a science fiction or fantasy series, the internal "understood" rules of the message board, military history or hardware, geopolitical history, arcane economics theory, mathematics, or science, thus worthy of scorn.
See: moron, fucking moron, asshat, cocklicker, retard, DarkStar, clownshoes, donkey fucker, douchebag