Don't read through it. Click the link and sing along, first. Trust me.
sung to MMM MMM MMM MMM (accompiniment [sp?])
Once, there was this troll who
Started up a thread to show his threadbare strawman skills, and
when
he got the smack down
he
whined
and got himself custom titled
he couldn't quite explain how
al-der-aan was
a-soooooooooooo
smaaaaaaaaaaaallll
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
Once there was this kid who
thought that mikes perspective on the docking bay was wrong
and when
he got the smack down
He
stopped
his trolling ways altogether
he couldn't quite explain how
hans blaster was
a-sooooooooooooo
stroooooonnnnnnnng
mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm
mmm mmm mmm mmm
But both troll
and kid
were glad,
one guy
had it worse than that
'cause
once
there was this guy whose
parents bought him an athlon
and locked him in the basement
and when
he finally came
out
he shook
and lurched all over their den floor
They couldn't quite explain what
their poor son was
muuuummmmmmmm bliiinnnnnnnnnng
war-sies, war-sies
Rabid war-sies
War-sies, war-sies
Ra-bid war-sies
ahhhhhhhhhhhh darrrrrrk-star...
pooooooooooor darrrrrrk-star..
lyrics by me.
Song by Crash test dummies,
midi from some site.
Song: Lament of the trolls
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Oh, this is the song that Weird Al did "Headline News" to...
"...his Mr. Happy was missing, he couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just beeeee in thereeeee..."
"...his Mr. Happy was missing, he couldn't quite explain it, it'd always just beeeee in thereeeee..."
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I love it. 
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