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1up.com wrote:Later this year, gamers and Star Wars fans will be able to get their hands on what might very well be the coolest limited edition system -- Xbox 360 or otherwise -- ever produced. Launching alongside Kinect Star Wars this holiday is the Xbox 360 Limited Kinect Star Wars Bundle, a package that includes an Xbox 360 system made to look like R2-D2.
Beyond the (supremely awesome) look of the console, there's more to it: R2-D2 sounds are played when powering it on or ejecting the disc tray (hear those here and here, courtesy of Major Nelson). According to Gizmodo, the disc tray hides a secret message -- the first time anything has been put there by Microsoft -- which reads, "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope."

The included Kinect ditches the existing black color scheme in favor of white to match the system, and the accompanying wireless controller is a shiny gold with what looks like exposed wires meant to resemble C-3PO.

Besides the obligatory copy of Kinect Adventures that comes with every Kinect, Kinect Star Wars comes included, too, as does exclusive downloadable content of some sort.

This all comes at a hefty price tag: it'll be $449.99 when released later this year. That's a lot of money, but barring any price cuts between now and then, it's no more expensive than buying a 250GB Kinect bundle and a copy of Kinect Star Wars.

This is described as a limited edition bundle, so Star Wars diehards will want to get their pre-orders in immediately to avoid missing out. For those of us with an Xbox 360 who can't justify $450 plus tax on another system, we can still stare longingly at pictures, more of which lie on the next two pages.
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I didn't really know if this belonged here or in the GEC section of this site, but this thing looks amazing. If I had the money to spare I'd totally buy one.
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Re: Special Edition R2-D2 Xbox

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Want.

I just saw it on XBOX Live yesterday. They need to do a bad guy version though. Vader and a Stormtrooper would work I think as they both have distinct enough looks that they would be just as recognizable as R2 and 3PO. Plus a lightsaber igniting and Vader breathing would be totally awesome when I turned on my Xbox and loaded a game.

I am wondering how the gold controller is going to hold up against hours of Madden. I'm going to have gold fingers. :lol:
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I wish I had 400 bucks to spend on this. I really do.

Mind you i'm not actually that interested in Kinect Star Wars, but that console is fucking boss.
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Yeah, I forgot about that... I do not want the kinetic thing at all. Just another trick to try to get me to exercise.
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I might be mildly interested if it didn't look so goddamn stupid.

I think this about sums up why I'm not interested in Kinect Star Wars.
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I don't get it. Like, I won't pretend that I understand the whole merchandise driven stupidity that makes people buy overpriced trinkets just becouse they have SW on them. But this one is completely insane. It does not even look like R2. Its just a normal Xbox painted white and blue. So like WTH?
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We're not about to go empty our savings accounts to buy it.


It's more like were thinking "if I had 400 dollars and nothing else to spend it on, I'd totally get that."

Plus I've been wanting to get a new 360 for a while now. Mine's an older model, and one of the controller ports is busted.
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Purple wrote:I don't get it. Like, I won't pretend that I understand the whole merchandise driven stupidity that makes people buy overpriced trinkets just becouse they have SW on them. But this one is completely insane. It does not even look like R2. Its just a normal Xbox painted white and blue. So like WTH?
No. It's not. Try not being an idiot for a minute and actually find out about something before you try to talk intellegently about it. Fucking moron.
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Purple wrote:I don't get it. Like, I won't pretend that I understand the whole merchandise driven stupidity that makes people buy overpriced trinkets just becouse they have SW on them. But this one is completely insane. It does not even look like R2. Its just a normal Xbox painted white and blue. So like WTH?
No. It's not. Try not being an idiot for a minute and actually find out about something before you try to talk intellegently about it. Fucking moron.
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You were saying? That image has been taken from the article linked to. And no mater how much I try I find it extremely difficult to find any visual commonality between that box and an R2 unit.
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OK, for one, that isn't paint. Two, when you hit the power button, and open the disk tray, it makes R2 sound effects. It comes with a 320GB hard drive which no other Xbox has. The controller is also gold which again is unlike any other controller out there.

Because you are an idiot and find it extremely difficult to see the resemblance is a personal problem. Oh and nice goalpost move there as your first complaint was about the price and how it is a "normal Xbox" just painted, which I pointed out, it is not and you ignored, now it's because you can't see the resemblance.

Sorry Microsoft couldn't make an life sized RD-D2 shaped Xbox, that would probably cost far more than $400, so you can feel less stupid about your recognition skills.
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I newer made any complaints about the price. That was you not reading what I said but projecting what you wanted into my text instead. I think there is a name for that. Ah yes, a bloody strawman. The comment on price was part of my introduction, in particular the sentence where I explained how I newer understood why people paid extra for themed merchandise.

Just read the post again and you will realize that it fallows a very simple patten. Tell you what, I will just comment it up for you for your conveniance.
I don't get it.
Self explanatory. Or at least I would pray to god that it is.

Like, I won't pretend that I understand the whole merchandise driven stupidity that makes people buy overpriced trinkets just becouse they have SW on them.
Here, I introduce my post by voicing how I do not understand and agree with the hype about merchandise related to SW.

But this one is completely insane.
Here I voice my particular disapproval for this particular product signifying how I disprove of it more than other themed products.

It does not even look like R2. Its just a normal Xbox painted white and blue.
And finally here I explain why this is the case.

So like WTH?
Here I finish my post and invite conversation on the issue.
As you can see, there is no requirement here for any price changes. Nor are there any price related complaints. Furthermore, there is no arguement about the specifications of the unit. Indeed, the same unit with the same hardware inside but in a normal Xbox casing would not have met my disproval at all. And finally, there is no talk about a life sized R2-D2 box as you so charmingly mislead.

In fact, the only thing that is there is me calling it stupid to take something, add a few trimings and a paint job and now somehow that something is Star Wars. I mean seriously, the paint job, the noises and the SW label. Do these things sound to you like the selling points for an electronic device? If anything, if the product is so good as you described (better parts than normal Xbox units) than that should be the focus of the advertisment and not the silly trimings.

My whole argument, that you so cheerfully missed is that I simply find it stupid that people are more likely to but an R2 Xbox than if the same unit was painted black and advertised as Xbox with extra big hard drive what it in essence is. Somehow, by adding a few extra bits that are only for show and of no use to the products primary purpose the thing becomes an instant hit much more than it would from the simple hardware update. And my comment was to say that I really don't understand why.

To avoid further confusion allow me to give you a fictional example. Say I want to sell a car. But I want to sell it for more than its worth. Is the only thing I have to do to acheave this to paint a Death Star on it and call it a Star Wars car? Or do I alternatively also need to do some tuning and actually buy a better engine (analogy for the Xbox hard drive) to justify the rise in the price. If the former is the case, my answer is WTH why? If the later is the case, than my answer is a question. And the question is why I needed the Death Star anyway when I could have just advertised it as Car+new engine.

In conclusion. Somehow, something about merchandise linking to well known franchises makes a difference in the mind of the potential consumer. Something about SW fans makes it more likely that they will buy SW themed stuff (same goes for any franchise). And I am honestly stumped as to why.
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Sorry dude, but these limited editions aren't any more expensive than otherwise; the Gears 3 one (which is way better looking and doubtless easier to keep clean) is about the same price as a usual 360 slim once you account for the copy of Gears 3, only it looks cool and has a bigger hard drive than normal. There's little reason NOT to buy them, if they're available.

Making any serious changes to the case, on the other hand, would suffer major economies and be much less attractive for that reason. I'm actually surprised how far they went to R2 up the console - the other limited edition consoles have generally just been a paintjob or different colour, whereas this seems to have basic changes.

Since it's aimed at kids, and kids will fucking love it, it's a success.
Plus I've been wanting to get a new 360 for a while now. Mine's an older model, and one of the controller ports is busted.
My girlfriend has an older RE5 limited edition 'red xbox', but it's the older hardware and it makes dubious noises so I'm getting her a Gears3 Xbox to replace it. After trade it doesn't even really cost that much.

I'm buying a Gears3 Xbox for myself just because. :lol:
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I'm torn between the Gears 3 box and R2 box. If it weren't for that stupid kinetic thing, but then maybe I can sell it on Ebay.

I can pretend my gold controller is for controlling my gold lancer! :D
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Purple wrote:I newer made any complaints about the price.
Oh fucking man...

Like, I won't pretend that I understand the whole merchandise driven stupidity that makes people buy overpriced trinkets just becouse they have SW on them.

But this one is completely insane.
OK, first of all it's never, not newer. If you are going to try to insult a poster's intelligence in a response, at least use fucking spell check.

Second. In the first sentence you infer that the price is stupid, overpriced and that people only buy them because they are branded. Then, in the second, you state that it is all insane.
Don't look now sweetheart, but these are complaints about the pricing and why it is priced so high. They are passive-aggressive pussy complaints, but complaints non the less.

The rest of your post is just you trying to weasel out of the fact that you thought it was just a paint job that Microsoft decided to charge $400.00 for, and were completely wrong.
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I posted a short and concise post. And when you failed to understand it I posted a very long one describing in detail everything. You however again fail to understand it again. Or rather, you seem to not want to understand it. You have made up your mind on what I am saying and no amount of detail I provide to elaborate my stance will change that. You cherry picks the parts that agree with your idea and simply label anything that disagrees with your dogma about what you say is happening inside my mind as "weaseling out". Well congratulations, with a stance like that there is nothing more I can say since I might as well be talking to a brick wall.
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Havok wrote:Vader and a Stormtrooper would work I think as they both have distinct enough looks that they would be just as recognizable as R2 and 3PO.
They already have them, they're called the XBOX 360 and XBOX 360 Elite. :V
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Purple wrote:I posted a short and concise post. And when you failed to understand it I posted a very long one describing in detail everything. You however again fail to understand it again. Or rather, you seem to not want to understand it. You have made up your mind on what I am saying and no amount of detail I provide to elaborate my stance will change that. You cherry picks the parts that agree with your idea and simply label anything that disagrees with your dogma about what you say is happening inside my mind as "weaseling out". Well congratulations, with a stance like that there is nothing more I can say since I might as well be talking to a brick wall.
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Havok wrote:I'm torn between the Gears 3 box and R2 box. If it weren't for that stupid kinetic thing, but then maybe I can sell it on Ebay.

I can pretend my gold controller is for controlling my gold lancer! :D
Here's the thing, Hav. You say it is a trick to get you to exercise, but it actually allows you to be even lazier. Command your xbox to play shit without even using the effort required to push a button on the controller!
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Hold on there, Stark. They're expanding to several unspecified countries in an indefinite timeline. I'm sure you guys are right at the top of the list.
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