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"I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 11:29am
by Elfdart
After Dancing With The Stars and Celebrity Poker, I guess this was inevitable:
Porn Stars Play D&D!
Satine Phoenix: "I Hit It With My Axe" is a web TV reality show that will air once a week for a year. The main cast consists of Zak S as the Dungeon Master, Mandy Morbid [pictured in middle], Kimberly Kane [pictured at bottom], Frankie, Connie and myself [pictured at top]. We have a few other people that come in and out of the game like Sasha Grey [pictured at bottom] and Justine Joli. We aren't all porn stars though. We're a medley of porn stars, strippers, models, a hair dresser and I am an ex-porn star/fetish model and currently an illustrator.
Once you get over the surprise of seeing chicks at a D&D table who
aren't there with severely pussywhipped boyfriends who are made to whine and plead with the DM so their girlfriend's character doesn't get killed, it's pretty much like any other group of new players, though for some strange reason, the language and humor aren't as dirty.
The series can be viewed here.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 12:02pm
by General Zod
When you have the likes of Vin Diesel playing D&D, I don't find the idea of any celebrity playing it to be shocking.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 12:19pm
by Shroom Man 777
Man, Kimberly Kane is just so cool.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 03:02pm
by Zixinus
Frankly, its just a bunch of girls playing D&D.
What I am amazed of is: and they are
getting paid for this?
though for some strange reason, the language and humor aren't as dirty.
When you do dirty stuff for a living, I guess there is little point or would be weird saying the same in everyday life.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 06:06pm
by Stofsk
Zixinus wrote:Frankly, its just a bunch of girls playing D&D.
Yeah, we know. That's why it's so cool.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 08:00pm
by Simon_Jester
Zixinus wrote:Frankly, its just a bunch of girls playing D&D.
What I am amazed of is: and they are getting paid for this?
Well, they're getting paid for entertaining people. Who? The sort of guys who actually enjoy watching a bunch of girls play D&D. Unusually attractive girls. Some of whom are porn stars.
So... yeah. Kind of creepy, but not hard to understand why there's enough of an audience for this show for it to be able to afford to pay the actresses.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-23 08:13pm
by loomer
On the one hand, I am conflicted. It's just people playing DnD. I couldn't give a shit.
On the other hand, it is my favourite porn stars. I guess Satine Phoenix really likes the dungeons part.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-24 12:23am
by CaptainChewbacca
I think its retarded. They're combining the allure of fully-clothed pornstars with the excitement of watching people imagine things.
How is that fun OR sexy?
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-24 01:13am
by loomer
There are a lot of nerds out there who'd pay top dollar for that, Chewie. Sad, lonely, greasy nerds who want to believe that somewhere there is an attractive woman who really does want to hear about their tenth level barbarian.
Hell, there are sites where you can watch women eat fried chicken for money. Every kink has someone out there for it.
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-24 04:33am
by Ariphaos
Zixinus wrote:Frankly, its just a bunch of girls playing D&D.
What I am amazed of is: and they are getting paid for this?
They get paid ~$2k-~$8k per shoot for having sex, what is your point?
Re: "I hit it with my axe!"
Posted: 2010-03-24 04:18pm
by Joviwan
You know, if they'd just mount their piece of shit camera on a tri-pod somewhere, the show would be at least ten times as interesting. Instead, we get one shakey camera that never holds still, never points at anybody, and has no idea where to focus. It's drab and awful and kills what is otherwise an idea who's time as come.