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But that's the whole point of Christianity isn't it really, the get-out-of-jailism other people call repentance?
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Why do you think some Christians are able to do so much crap. Because of the Get Out of Jail Free Card that they get through religion.
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If anything religion shouldn't be a get out of jail free card. People who are part of a religious order should be made to pay for their crimes in life for eternity or until they have paid the price. Us atheists just die.
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So far, Chick has attacked Islam, Bhuddism, Judaism, Caholicism, Homosexuality, Rock Music, Swearing, Evolution, Dungeons and Dragons, Premarital Sex, and the whole time, depicting non-Christians as immoral, arrogant, and foolish. Who knows what he's going to come up with next.
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He's probably going to attack Christians that aren't Christian enough. :roll:
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Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:So far, Chick has attacked Islam, Bhuddism, Judaism, Caholicism, Homosexuality, Rock Music, Swearing, Evolution, Dungeons and Dragons, Premarital Sex, and the whole time, depicting non-Christians as immoral, arrogant, and foolish. Who knows what he's going to come up with next.
he's attacked the catholics, too.
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He's probably going to attack Christians that aren't Christian enough.
Already has.
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Give him 2 more weeks, I swear to god there'll be a tract out about Harry Potter.
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He hasn't attacked atheis,m on a whole yet. His most logical target.
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Do you think he'll ever attack people for driving SUVs?
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We need to make a list of people he HASN'T attacked. It will shrink rapidly, but at least let it exist for reference.
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That was typical of the garbage those people put out. Stupidest thing
I've seen in awhile.
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So far I think he's skipped pedophiles and necrophiles. He probably just doesn't want to draw it. How about Communists and Zoroastrians?
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the pedophiles are in the Chick tract "Doom Town," about Sodom, along with transvestites. One thing you'll notice if you can look at it without your eyeballs bleeding: he makes mention of the fact that when the mob comes to Lot's door with the intention of raping the two angels visiting his house, he offers them his 2 virgin daughters instead. Now, this leads me to wonder...

WHAT KIND OF SICK FATHER OFFERS HIS DAUGHTERS TO A RAPE GANG?!

*takes a deep breath*

Okay, I've got that out of my system. Think Jack Chick will ever explain *that* one for us?
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I HATE this shit.

Turn or Burn, that's what they say. Always. In your ear 24 hpurs a day seven days a week.

I knwo this guy whose first three wpords to me are "Turn or burn!"
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Coyote wrote:So far I think he's skipped pedophiles and necrophiles. He probably just doesn't want to draw it. How about Communists and Zoroastrians?
He's done Communists, too. I think Zoroaster is a bit too small to gain his attention.
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beyond hope wrote:WHAT KIND OF SICK FATHER OFFERS HIS DAUGHTERS TO A RAPE GANG?!
A "good and righteous" father. :roll:
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Don't forget it was a homosexual rape gang.
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Actually, the Biblical characterization is that the Sodomites would jump on anything that would hold still long enough (or that they could pin down.) His daughters are just lucky the crowd didn't take him up on it.
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Additionally: What kind of father would allows his family to live in aplce like that? And what kind of father would want to protect the degenerates in there?
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the same sort that leaves his sons alone with a priest...

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Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:Don't forget it was a homosexual rape gang.
See? Smart Dad. The daughters would have been safe.

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Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
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If heaven is full of people that fit Chick's point of view, I'd RATHER go to hell!

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