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Star Fleet Academy 90210
Posted: 2004-08-19 10:23am
by VT-16
From AICN:
In an interview with Trekweb, new showrunner Manny Coto reveals that the fourth (and, one senses, final) season of “Enterprise” is being engineered differently from the first three, with Brannon Braga and Rick Berman reportedly busy developing a “Starfleet Academy” franchise
Get ready for melodrama in space!
Posted: 2004-08-19 10:25am
by Gandalf
I remember hearing about this a few years ago.
I'm still hoping it doesn't happen.
Posted: 2004-08-19 11:07am
by Master of Ossus
Good to know how seriously they're taking ENT.
Posted: 2004-08-19 11:10am
by VT-16
Can we expect a "Klingon´s Place" in few years time, when they´ve run
this one into the ground?
Posted: 2004-08-19 11:39am
by Stormbringer
This has bounced around as a rumor for so long. I'll believe it when it happens.
Re: Star Fleet Academy 90210
Posted: 2004-08-19 11:58am
by wautd
VT-16 wrote:From AICN:
In an interview with Trekweb, new showrunner Manny Coto reveals that the fourth (and, one senses, final) season of “Enterprise” is being engineered differently from the first three, with Brannon Braga and Rick Berman reportedly busy developing a “Starfleet Academy” franchise
Get ready for melodrama in space!
Sounds... boring
_Very_ boring
Posted: 2004-08-19 01:18pm
by Chardok
Voiceover: COMING THIS FALL TO NBC...
*Cut to still shot of a Klingon with a lip piercing, snarling. The camera pans up to reveal *Class of 3467 Starfleet academy* at the top of a page (It's a yearbook)
Voiceover: He's a ruthless snarling warrior from another planet, just trying to Bat'leth it out in modern starfleet academia.
*Cut to a still shot of a slightly balding young man, with glasses smiling like a goober*
Voiceover: HE'S a complete nerd, destined to become one of the greatest captains starfleets has ever known....IT's their first time away from home..
*a yellow liquid splashes onto the yearbook, Recordscratch sound as the camera quickly pans out to reveal a spilled beer can and an overhead view of the back of a klingon, coughing and sputtering, finishing a vomitfest*
Worf: JEAN-LUC! I DRANK TOO MUCH *urp*
Voiceover: And they're the oddest roomates starfleet has ever seen!
*cut to scene of worf and jean-luc standing in a hall beside some lockers*
Jean-Luc: Worf, I've been working on Beverly for months, and she still won't give me her phone number!
Worf: That is...regrettable, I agree.
Jean-Luc: Yeah...I've tried everything....what should I do?
*a young, red-haired woman walks by*
Beverly Crusher: (In passing) Hey, Jean.
Jean-Luc: (Red faced) Hiya, Bev..
*Beverly keeps walking without missing a beat*
Worf: Shall I KILL HER? *Raises batt'leth*
*Cut to Scene with worf sitting dejectedly on his bed, head hung low.*
Worf: I do not know what happened. One minute I was winning more money than I've ever seen, the next, I was completely broke!
Jean-Luc: DUDE! I can't beliEVE you bet all the BEER money on ONE HAND!
*cut to worfs face, looking pitifully at jean luc, as he says the word hand, he winces*
Jean-Luc: OF POKER
*Winces again*
Jean-Luc: WITH A FERRENGI!
*Worf puts his head in his hands as jean luc storms out*
*Worf stands defiantly following Jean-Luc*
Worf: JEAN-LUC!
*Jean-Luc wheels around, fuming*
*Worf smiles, revealing pointy, sharp teeth*
Jean-Luc: WHAT?!
Worf: I know how we can get the beer money back.
*Jean-luc raises an eyebrow*
Worf: Let's go!
*Both run down the hall whooping*
Voiceover: Coming thursdays this fall, the most anticipated sitcom of the season, Worlds Apart.
*Show graphic of title logo*
*Beer can hits the TV screen*
Voiceover: Starfleet may never be the same again.
Posted: 2004-08-19 01:49pm
by RedImperator
I like Chardok's idea. Everything else sounds shitty.
But AICN isn't exactly reliable, and this Starfleet Academy idea has been floating around for years without ever coming to anything. I won't believe it without a better source.
Posted: 2004-08-19 01:56pm
by neoolong
If Picard's in it, are they going to use the same guy that played Skippy the clone in Nemesis?
Posted: 2004-08-19 04:15pm
by Mange
Yet more evidence (if this is true of course) that the Star Trek franchise is rapidly coming to an end.
Posted: 2004-08-19 11:29pm
by Dennis Toy
Voiceover: COMING THIS FALL TO NBC...
*Cut to still shot of a Klingon with a lip piercing, snarling. The camera pans up to reveal *Class of 3467 Starfleet academy* at the top of a page (It's a yearbook)
Voiceover: He's a ruthless snarling warrior from another planet, just trying to Bat'leth it out in modern starfleet academia.
*Cut to a still shot of a slightly balding young man, with glasses smiling like a goober*
Voiceover: HE'S a complete nerd, destined to become one of the greatest captains starfleets has ever known....IT's their first time away from home..
*a yellow liquid splashes onto the yearbook, Recordscratch sound as the camera quickly pans out to reveal a spilled beer can and an overhead view of the back of a klingon, coughing and sputtering, finishing a vomitfest*
Worf: JEAN-LUC! I DRANK TOO MUCH *urp*
Voiceover: And they're the oddest roomates starfleet has ever seen!
*cut to scene of worf and jean-luc standing in a hall beside some lockers*
Jean-Luc: Worf, I've been working on Beverly for months, and she still won't give me her phone number!
Worf: That is...regrettable, I agree.
Jean-Luc: Yeah...I've tried everything....what should I do?
*a young, red-haired woman walks by*
Beverly Crusher: (In passing) Hey, Jean.
Jean-Luc: (Red faced) Hiya, Bev..
*Beverly keeps walking without missing a beat*
Worf: Shall I KILL HER? *Raises batt'leth*
*Cut to Scene with worf sitting dejectedly on his bed, head hung low.*
Worf: I do not know what happened. One minute I was winning more money than I've ever seen, the next, I was completely broke!
Jean-Luc: DUDE! I can't beliEVE you bet all the BEER money on ONE HAND!
*cut to worfs face, looking pitifully at jean luc, as he says the word hand, he winces*
Jean-Luc: OF POKER
*Winces again*
Jean-Luc: WITH A FERRENGI!
*Worf puts his head in his hands as jean luc storms out*
*Worf stands defiantly following Jean-Luc*
Worf: JEAN-LUC!
*Jean-Luc wheels around, fuming*
*Worf smiles, revealing pointy, sharp teeth*
Jean-Luc: WHAT?!
Worf: I know how we can get the beer money back.
*Jean-luc raises an eyebrow*
Worf: Let's go!
*Both run down the hall whooping*
Voiceover: Coming thursdays this fall, the most anticipated sitcom of the season, Worlds Apart.
*Show graphic of title logo*
*Beer can hits the TV screen*
Voiceover: Starfleet may never be the same again.
....proceeded by an anti-matter cluster bombing of NBC headquarters
all the NBC employees are sent tot he processor to be turned into Soylent Green.
Posted: 2004-08-20 11:21am
by Mayabird
You know, it could always be worse...
They could make it "The Life and Times of Wesley Crusher at Starfleet Academy"!
*tries to dodge rotting fruit and broken applicances thrown at her*
I'm just saying it could be worse! I'm just saying!
Posted: 2004-08-20 02:27pm
by Lord Pounder
Chardok wrote: *Snip*
Sounds like a fanfic i'd read. The theme tune can be the one of Dawsons creek performed by an orchestra.
Posted: 2004-08-20 09:24pm
by Chardok
Lord Pounder wrote:Chardok wrote: *Snip*
Sounds like a fanfic i'd read. The theme tune can be the one of Dawsons creek performed by an orchestra.
Honestly, had I the time or desire, I would write a script not unlike that. As I was pounding the little piece out, My head was swirling with Ideas about the direction. Sort of like "Parker Lewis Can't Lose" meets DS9, ya feel meh? at any rate, the theme I had picked out was actually
This, Orchestrated.
Posted: 2004-08-20 10:39pm
by Dennis Toy
You know, it could always be worse...
They could make it "The Life and Times of Wesley Crusher at Starfleet Academy"!
*tries to dodge rotting fruit and broken applicances thrown at her*
I'm just saying it could be worse! I'm just saying!
*throws oberheim synths at her*
Posted: 2004-08-21 12:45am
by Mayabird
Dennis Toy wrote:You know, it could always be worse...
They could make it "The Life and Times of Wesley Crusher at Starfleet Academy"!
*tries to dodge rotting fruit and broken applicances thrown at her*
I'm just saying it could be worse! I'm just saying!
*throws oberheim synths at her*
Oh that's just plain mean!
*dodges some more*
Alright, I'm sorry! I'm sorry for ever mentioning that! Don't kill me!
Posted: 2004-08-21 02:03am
by Crayz9000
You know, unlike what B&B have been coming out with lately, I think Chardok's idea is remotely watchable...
Posted: 2004-08-30 06:54am
by Imperial Overlord
Yah, well he's combining two shows that you could watch without shame. What B&B will come up with will be nowhere near that good.
Posted: 2004-08-30 08:52am
by Patrick Degan
AICN wrote:In an interview with Trekweb, new showrunner Manny Coto reveals that the fourth (and, one senses, final) season of “Enterprise” is being engineered differently from the first three, with Brannon Braga and Rick Berman reportedly busy developing a “Starfleet Academy” franchise
"Mr. Braga, Mr. Berman, there's a gentleman in the outer office to see you."
Posted: 2004-09-06 10:07am
by Spyder
neoolong wrote:If Picard's in it, are they going to use the same guy that played Skippy the clone in Nemesis?
Didn't he hang himself after the premiere? Not that I heard anything about him doing so, I just assumed he would have.