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Cmdr. Riker. His favorite vacation spot was Risa.

paladin wrote:Cmdr. Riker. His favorite vacation spot was Risa.

Which is like bragging you got a date with a prostitute.

I'm sure Picard spent quite a lot of time on the pull, actually, we saw Riker doing some of it in the early series, but as I recall, the later series had him hunting Troi.

Lets see, for Picard we have:

Vash
Holodeck adaptive woman
Ideal mate girl
His wife in the probe thing, although that was really someone elses life, but he did get the girl
That woman in We'll always have Paris,
Picard's wife in Nexus
Lily in First Contact
Beverly at several points, esp. in All Good Things
Woman in Insurrection, I forget her name
The Borg Queen? Who knows what happens in subspace...
Adm. Janeway in the outtakes of Nemesis...bwahahaha

Any others?

Stormbringer wrote:

paladin wrote:Cmdr. Riker. His favorite vacation spot was Risa.

Which is like bragging you got a date with a prostitute.

Seeing how it is in the 24th century,i think the majority of the chicks are slutty.

Montcalm wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

paladin wrote:Cmdr. Riker. His favorite vacation spot was Risa.

Which is like bragging you got a date with a prostitute.

Seeing how it is in the 24th century,i think the majority of the chicks are slutty.

How does that follow?

The_Lumberjack wrote:I'm sure Picard spent quite a lot of time on the pull, actually, we saw Riker doing some of it in the early series, but as I recall, the later series had him hunting Troi.

Lets see, for Picard we have:

Vash
Holodeck adaptive woman
Ideal mate girl
His wife in the probe thing, although that was really someone elses life, but he did get the girl
That woman in We'll always have Paris,
Picard's wife in Nexus
Lily in First Contact
Beverly at several points, esp. in All Good Things
Woman in Insurrection, I forget her name
The Borg Queen? Who knows what happens in subspace...
Adm. Janeway in the outtakes of Nemesis...bwahahaha

Any others?

What's this about Janeway?

The_Lumberjack wrote:I'm sure Picard spent quite a lot of time on the pull, actually, we saw Riker doing some of it in the early series, but as I recall, the later series had him hunting Troi.

Lets see, for Picard we have:

Vash

No reason to believe he ever did the deed with her.

Holodeck adaptive woman
Ideal mate girl
His wife in the probe thing, although that was really someone elses life, but he did get the girl
That woman in We'll always have Paris,
Picard's wife in Nexus
Lily in First Contact
Beverly at several points, esp. in All Good Things
Woman in Insurrection, I forget her name
The Borg Queen? Who knows what happens in subspace...
Adm. Janeway in the outtakes of Nemesis...bwahahaha

Any others?

See above.

When Picard went to Risa, a slutty woman in a bikini approached him and asked if he wanted some company. He blew her off and said he just wanted to be left alone so he could read his book. In my book, that means he's either gay or he had his nuts twisted off in a horrible winepress accident as a youth.

Therefore, I'd have to say Riker almost certainly got the most chicks. The fact that they were whores doesn't change the fact that he banged them.

Rogue 9 wrote:

Montcalm wrote:

Stormbringer wrote: Which is like bragging you got a date with a prostitute.

Seeing how it is in the 24th century,i think the majority of the chicks are slutty.

How does that follow?

Well on the first encounter Okona nailed one of the ensign on the Enterprise D,so thats one of the many events in TNG that make me get to this conclusion.
And maybe they have shitloads of cures for STDs in the 24 century.

Straha wrote: What's this about Janeway?

Nothing at all, just testing reaction times...

I was thinking more along the lines of simply getting the girl in the relationship forming sense rather than the physical sense, generally thinking about who spent more time on the pull, as it were, then the other.

Self restraint hardly makes him gay, Mike.

Rogue 9 wrote:Self restraint hardly makes him gay, Mike.

The man is single, and has been for his entire life. As far as we know, he hasn't gotten laid in years. He is not religious, and has no known ethical reason not to have sex with a hot nubile Risan chick.

Ergo, homosexuality seems a perfectly reasonable explanation. He didn't even appear tempted, and brushed her off with a look of profound irritation. As I said, if he isn't gay, he had his nuts ground off.

Darth Wong wrote:

Rogue 9 wrote:Self restraint hardly makes him gay, Mike.

The man is single, and has been for his entire life. As far as we know, he hasn't gotten laid in years. He is not religious, and has no known ethical reason not to have sex with a hot nubile Risan chick.

Ergo, homosexuality seems a perfectly reasonable explanation. He didn't even appear tempted, and brushed her off with a look of profound irritation. As I said, if he isn't gay, he had his nuts ground off.

Maybe his little captain can`t stand up.

Darth Wong wrote:

Rogue 9 wrote:Self restraint hardly makes him gay, Mike.

The man is single, and has been for his entire life. As far as we know, he hasn't gotten laid in years. He is not religious, and has no known ethical reason not to have sex with a hot nubile Risan chick.

Ergo, homosexuality seems a perfectly reasonable explanation. He didn't even appear tempted, and brushed her off with a look of profound irritation. As I said, if he isn't gay, he had his nuts ground off.

And what about that alien changeling telepath chick. The one that could be any man's desire. And he doesn't bang her.

That's got to mean something.

I'd say Troi got the most chicks. She knows whether someone is horny, and/or receptive. Add to that she prefers to wear skin-tight outfits, and chances are Troi worked her way through most of the personnel of the Enterprise, while Riker just had eyes for her.

Riker, with that nice beard and square steel jaw.

Riker,easily no castrate straha optpion?

Coalition wrote:I'd say Troi got the most chicks. She knows whether someone is horny, and/or receptive. Add to that she prefers to wear skin-tight outfits, and chances are Troi worked her way through most of the personnel of the Enterprise, while Riker just had eyes for her.

Troi is not a lesbian.

evilcat4000 wrote:

Coalition wrote:I'd say Troi got the most chicks. She knows whether someone is horny, and/or receptive. Add to that she prefers to wear skin-tight outfits, and chances are Troi worked her way through most of the personnel of the Enterprise, while Riker just had eyes for her.

Troi is not a lesbian.

But in my mind she is

we can always fantasize about it.

You could have encluded Worf.

In TNG he hooked up with *whatshername* the half Klingon mother of Alexander and it looked like he was banging Troi near the end of the last season.

That puts him over Data's count of 1 (Tasha Yar) and Geordi's, which I think is zero.

Tsyroc wrote:You could have encluded Worf.

In TNG he hooked up with *whatshername* the half Klingon mother of Alexander and it looked like he was banging Troi near the end of the last season.

That puts him over Data's count of 1 (Tasha Yar) and Geordi's, which I think is zero.

Poor Geordi has had alot of close calls. There was that lady from the Genetic Purity folks on that one colony, the lady who designed the Galaxies Warp-Deathtrap AND her ideal holographic version... problem is that the boy is such a nerd when it comes to the ladies. He needs to take the James T. Kirk How to Score with Alien Woman course at the Academy.

Worf we know has scored multiple times, though not just in TNG. We know he scored with K'helyr, Troi (possibly), and both versions of Dax.

Data has scored with Tasha Yar and the Borg Queen, which is not something to brag about (Hey, guys, you know that weird old lady with the neck bolts, greasy mottled skin, and the wires coming out the back of her head? I did her proper!)

The thing is that none of the characters in TNG were players. None can live up to the legend of James Tiberius Kirk, who very much inherited Gene Roddenbery's love of tapping tail. It's a good thing that Kirk has a doctor who can cure a rainy day, plus a small bout case of the Orion Clap ("Jesus Christ, Jim, what is it with you?" -- StarTrek 6). Plus, Kirk had cojones. He doesn't wait for the lady, he'll make the first move when he wants it. In TNG, even when the guys score, it always seems that the woman has to grab them by the penis and lead them to bed.

Tsyroc wrote:You could have encluded Worf.

In TNG he hooked up with *whatshername* the half Klingon mother of Alexander and it looked like he was banging Troi near the end of the last season.

That puts him over Data's count of 1 (Tasha Yar) and Geordi's, which I think is zero.

No, remember Geordi got involved with the slightly telepathic woman from the Relay station.

We should really just start counting episodes in which the various constestants got laid. "Implication" incidents are worth a half point.

Riker - 5.5
"Angel One"
"Up the Long Ladder"
"The Game"
"Conundrum"
"The Outcast"
"Second Chances" (sort of... it's his transporter duplicate who gets Troi)

Data - 2
"The Naked Now"
"In Theory"

Picard - 5
"We'll Always Have Paris" (rumor that Picard got laid once)
"Captain's Holiday" (I got the impression he did do Vash in that one)
"Best of Both Worlds" (Guinan made some suspicious comments on her relationship with him)
"The Inner Light"
"Tapestry"
"Lessons"
"Bloodlines" (implication of past nookie -- credible story that he has a son)

Worf - 2
"The Emissary"
"Eye of the Beholder"

Geordi - 0.5
"Aquiel" (good effort, at least)

In the "Which TNG chick is easiest?" category...

Troi - 4
"The Price"
"Man of the People"
"Second Chances"
"Eye of the Beholder"

Beverly Crusher - 2.5
"Transfigurations" (not certain, but her relationship with "John Doe" seemed a little unprofessional)
"The Host"
"Sub Rosa"