Archer is a wanker (caution: wear goggles)

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-18 03:15pm

The number one reason why...

Two years later and it's still disturbing.

Jeremy · Post by **Jeremy** » 2004-01-18 03:45pm

What the hell is he doing?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2004-01-18 03:47pm

Mein eyes!

Ze goggles! Zey do nothing!

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-18 03:49pm

It's the most unintentionally funny thing EVAR!

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-01-18 04:08pm

WHY???? WHY!!!!???

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-01-18 04:15pm

I just see a red X

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-01-18 04:15pm

Crazedwraith wrote:I just see a red X

Be thankful. I had bad images in my head after that.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-18 04:21pm

that's. . . .just. . . . .ewww.

Crazedwraith · Post by **Crazedwraith** » 2004-01-18 04:22pm

Ah i see it. It not that disturbing but not in the least funny / acceptable

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2004-01-18 04:26pm

I take it he's visualizing T'Pol?

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-01-18 04:27pm

Startrek.com actually has it up on the site's guide to one of the episodes.

It's called "Archer can finally breath again." He sure can.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-18 04:48pm

Is it more wrong than this?

Jason von Evil · Post by **Jason von Evil** » 2004-01-18 06:23pm

Gil Hamilton wrote:Is it more wrong than this?

Kirk was going to fuck the enemy up...the ass.

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2004-01-18 10:12pm

Looks like Archer got hit in the nuts. Kick him again!

David · Post by **David** » 2004-01-18 10:13pm

We've found Stravo's new avatar.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-18 10:30pm

In avatar size.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-18 10:36pm

David wrote:We've found Stravo's new avatar.

not exactly perfect, but look! avatar!

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-18 10:57pm

Darth_Zod wrote:
David wrote:We've found Stravo's new avatar.
not exactly perfect, but look! avatar!

Try this.

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2004-01-18 11:04pm

w00t. rock. *runs to switch avvies*

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2004-01-19 03:40am

What exactly was he doing in that screenshot ?

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-19 06:13am

Well, he could be taking a piss after holding it a very long time.

He could be getting blown but the general consensus implied by the title of the thread is that Archer is wacking off.

I think in the show he was just supposed to be catching his breath.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-01-19 06:32am

Archer was recovering after the shuttlebay was depressurized with him in it. I'm not sure what Kirk was doing.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2004-01-19 07:46am

Isn't it obvious? Kirk is holding a huge penis that he is about to ram up Spock's ass.

Drooling Iguana · Post by **Drooling Iguana** » 2004-01-19 07:52am

Fascinating.

Gil Hamilton · Post by **Gil Hamilton** » 2004-01-19 10:53am

Drooling Iguana wrote:Archer was recovering after the shuttlebay was depressurized with him in it. I'm not sure what Kirk was doing.

IIRC, he's going to hit that guy in the background with the "stone slab" he picked up. I think the prop department was having a bit of fun there there.