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Klingons for Christ!!
Posted: 2003-12-07 07:02pm
by Nephilim_X
http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/preservedbygod/myhomepage/
At once funny and somewhat unnerving. Also, wasn't entirely sure which forum this might fit in so if this is inappropriate my apologies.
Posted: 2003-12-07 09:40pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
I give them the Official Award for "Worst Combination of Background and Text Colour."
Posted: 2003-12-07 09:45pm
by Superman
I give them the official award for "Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Fucking Seen."
Posted: 2003-12-08 08:00am
by FTeik
I have to quote Worf on that: "Our gods are dead. Killed by klingon warriors a long time ago. They were useless anyway."
Posted: 2003-12-08 08:28am
by Stofsk
FTeik wrote:I have to quote Worf on that: "Our gods are dead. Killed by klingon warriors a long time ago. They were useless anyway."
Which episode was that from?
Posted: 2003-12-08 08:56am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
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Posted: 2003-12-08 12:06pm
by Robert Walper
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
That's the funniest crap I've seen in awhile!
Obviously it's simply another way for Christian beliefs to try assimilate another specific group of people into their religion. In this case, they are targetting Star Trek fans who happen to like the Klingons.
Personally, I think a Borg site would also be hilarious. Imagine:
"WE ARE THE CHRISTIANS. LOWER YOUR DISBELIEFS AND SURRENDER YOUR SOULS. WE WILL ADD YOUR PHYSICOLOGICAL AND PHYCOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR BELIEFS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."
They then could go on about how the Borg treat everyone equally, there is no internal conflict, everyone is the same, nobody goes hungry, Borg shielding is a metaphor for God's power protecting you from all non believers...fuck, I should make that site! ROFLMO!
Posted: 2003-12-08 12:38pm
by General Zod
ROFLMAO! if it wasn't for the fact that the person designing that site was likely serious, it's the funniest thing i've seen in some time.
Posted: 2003-12-08 12:40pm
by Ted C
AAAGH! I'm blind!
Someone send this guy to an web design school.
Posted: 2003-12-08 01:26pm
by Isolder74
My eyes they ARE BURNING!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Horrible Site!
Posted: 2003-12-08 04:18pm
by Dooey Jo
that site wrote:Why design a site like this?
Yes, why the hell would one design a site like that? It's impossible to read, and what's up with those drums in the background?! Sounds like shit IMO. And he doesn't even answer the question...
Posted: 2003-12-08 05:05pm
by darthdavid
It was too fucking annoying so i just left after staring at it for about 10-20 seconds. Worst Webpage Evar!!! To the extreme maaan!
Posted: 2003-12-08 06:04pm
by Stormbringer
A fundie and a trekkie, may the non-existant God protect us from idiots.
Posted: 2003-12-08 08:33pm
by Superman
Hey Robert, that Borg/Christian thing you said is not really too far off from the truth. They just aren't that direct.
Posted: 2003-12-09 12:55am
by Robert Walper
Superman wrote:Hey Robert, that Borg/Christian thing you said is not really too far off from the truth. They just aren't that direct.
That seems to be the goal of all religions, assimilation. Those who do not capitulate are either threated(ie: you're going to hell, whether said nicely or not), ignored, or even killed by fanatics.
Organized religion, more often then not, seems intent on changing the way you think and controlling your beliefs.
Posted: 2003-12-09 10:44am
by Peregrin Toker
At least it's not "The Species 8472 Church Of Jesus Christ".
Posted: 2003-12-09 07:51pm
by Robert Walper
Simon H.Johansen wrote:At least it's not "The Species 8472 Church Of Jesus Christ".
Actually, that might not be a bad thing. Kill a few of them, and they flee the galaxy. Would be great for Johov Witnesses.
Posted: 2003-12-09 10:29pm
by JME2
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Words escape me.
Posted: 2003-12-10 02:52am
by Sarevok
Worst website ever !