Klingons for Christ!!

Nephilim_X · Post by **Nephilim_X** » 2003-12-07 07:02pm

http://members.aol.com/_ht_a/preservedbygod/myhomepage/

At once funny and somewhat unnerving. Also, wasn't entirely sure which forum this might fit in so if this is inappropriate my apologies.

Grand Admiral Thrawn · Post by **Grand Admiral Thrawn** » 2003-12-07 09:40pm

I give them the Official Award for "Worst Combination of Background and Text Colour."

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-12-07 09:45pm

I give them the official award for "Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Fucking Seen."

FTeik · Post by **FTeik** » 2003-12-08 08:00am

I have to quote Worf on that: "Our gods are dead. Killed by klingon warriors a long time ago. They were useless anyway."

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2003-12-08 08:28am

FTeik wrote:I have to quote Worf on that: "Our gods are dead. Killed by klingon warriors a long time ago. They were useless anyway."

Which episode was that from?

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-12-08 08:56am

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Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-12-08 12:06pm

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

That's the funniest crap I've seen in awhile!

Obviously it's simply another way for Christian beliefs to try assimilate another specific group of people into their religion. In this case, they are targetting Star Trek fans who happen to like the Klingons.

Personally, I think a Borg site would also be hilarious. Imagine:

"WE ARE THE CHRISTIANS. LOWER YOUR DISBELIEFS AND SURRENDER YOUR SOULS. WE WILL ADD YOUR PHYSICOLOGICAL AND PHYCOLOGICAL DISTINCTIVENESS TO OUR OWN. YOUR BELIEFS WILL ADAPT TO SERVICE OURS. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."

They then could go on about how the Borg treat everyone equally, there is no internal conflict, everyone is the same, nobody goes hungry, Borg shielding is a metaphor for God's power protecting you from all non believers...fuck, I should make that site! ROFLMO!

General Zod · Post by **General Zod** » 2003-12-08 12:38pm

ROFLMAO! if it wasn't for the fact that the person designing that site was likely serious, it's the funniest thing i've seen in some time.

Ted C · Post by **Ted C** » 2003-12-08 12:40pm

AAAGH! I'm blind!

Someone send this guy to an web design school.

Isolder74 · Post by **Isolder74** » 2003-12-08 01:26pm

My eyes they ARE BURNING!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Horrible Site!

Dooey Jo · Post by **Dooey Jo** » 2003-12-08 04:18pm

that site wrote:Why design a site like this?

Yes, why the hell would one design a site like that? It's impossible to read, and what's up with those drums in the background?! Sounds like shit IMO. And he doesn't even answer the question...

darthdavid · Post by **darthdavid** » 2003-12-08 05:05pm

It was too fucking annoying so i just left after staring at it for about 10-20 seconds. Worst Webpage Evar!!! To the extreme maaan!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-12-08 06:04pm

A fundie and a trekkie, may the non-existant God protect us from idiots.

Superman · Post by **Superman** » 2003-12-08 08:33pm

Hey Robert, that Borg/Christian thing you said is not really too far off from the truth. They just aren't that direct.

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-12-09 12:55am

Superman wrote:Hey Robert, that Borg/Christian thing you said is not really too far off from the truth. They just aren't that direct.

That seems to be the goal of all religions, assimilation. Those who do not capitulate are either threated(ie: you're going to hell, whether said nicely or not), ignored, or even killed by fanatics.

Organized religion, more often then not, seems intent on changing the way you think and controlling your beliefs.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2003-12-09 10:44am

At least it's not "The Species 8472 Church Of Jesus Christ".

Robert Walper · Post by **Robert Walper** » 2003-12-09 07:51pm

Simon H.Johansen wrote:At least it's not "The Species 8472 Church Of Jesus Christ".

Actually, that might not be a bad thing. Kill a few of them, and they flee the galaxy. Would be great for Johov Witnesses.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-12-09 10:29pm

...

Words escape me.

Sarevok · Post by **Sarevok** » 2003-12-10 02:52am

Worst website ever !