Funny George Takei Interview

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-08 07:46pm

George Takei (Sulu) appeared on the Howard Stern radio show right before Star Trek 6 was filmed. Here is part one, where Stern is mostly fascinated by Takei's voice, and contuinues to ask him how big his genitals are:

http://h4h.com/louis/holo/takei1.mp3

Mp3 3MB file.

Comments?

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-08 11:09pm

bwahaha george is great. and i've always said his name tah-kay. cause im smarty pants like that.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2003-11-08 11:14pm

Truly fucked up...the balls of a Chinese God.

Loved at the end of the talk of Shatner's toupee.

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-08 11:19pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Truly fucked up...the balls of a Chinese God.

Actually he said chinese gong. Those big ass 2 metre sized gongs.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-08 11:40pm

God, this is beautiful. Thanks Poe!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-09 12:09am

Uraniun235 wrote:God, this is beautiful. Thanks Poe!

No problem. I'll stick part 2 up later!

Post by **Vympel** » 2003-11-09 12:40am

George Takei's best role ever was as the host of that Japanese gameshow in the Simpsons.

"You honor us." - Marge, to host

"Don't patronize me."- Takei

Joe Momma · Post by **Joe Momma** » 2003-11-09 01:40am

Did anybody see George Takei's segment of Celebrity Ssssecrets on the Conan O'Brien show a couple years back? My favorite was: "During one scene while filming 'The Green Berets', my eyes locked with John Wayne's and I thought for a moment he was going to kiss me. I've never felt so alive."

-- Joe Momma

kojikun · Post by **kojikun** » 2003-11-09 01:56am

Ahahahahaha. John Wayne x George Takei! BEST SLASH FIC NEVER.

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-11-12 10:23am

Quite good. Get part 2 up ASAP!

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-12 10:49am

JME2 wrote:Quite good. Get part 2 up ASAP!

I'm going to try to post it tonight! Stay tuned, because it has a startling revelation about Uhura!

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-11-12 07:45pm

I eagerly await it.

Post by **Gandalf** » 2003-11-12 08:33pm

That was great, I await part 2.

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-12 11:36pm

Ok ladies and germs, here's part 2:

http://h4h.com/louis/holo/takei2.mp3

9:52 minutes, 4MB Wait 'till you hear about Sulu and Uhura, and what Uhura's earpiece is REALLY used for!

and, as a bonus,

http://h4h.com/louis/holo/takei3.mp3

1:49 minutes, 747KB. An angry woman calls in to the Stern show as Takei is promoting his biography. And Billy West (Ren & Stimpy, Futurama) does an impression of "George Takei Jr."

Lord Poe · Post by **Lord Poe** » 2003-11-12 11:49pm

Oh, and check this out from another website.

Its a phony phone call to George Takei where the caller pretends he's Ricardo Montalban!

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-11-13 01:38am

Thanks!

JME2 · Post by **JME2** » 2003-11-17 08:23pm

Ghost Rider wrote:Truly fucked up...the balls of a Chinese God.

Loved at the end of the talk of Shatner's toupee.

Is it Chinese God or chinese gong - I can't tell.

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2003-11-17 09:16pm

Thank you again. This is great stuff.

EDIT: LOL

"Alright, thank you for the call."
"...stupid bitch."