StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Well, not really a review. It's ... well, check it out for yourself.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial.html

*whining* Awww ... I wanted a Revelations page. I'll make do with this though (starts reading)

BAHAHAHAH!

You know, it's actually kind of sad that that is so true.

LOL!

So true ... I saw the movie with my dad when it came out in theatres. Ugh, what a waste of cash.

"Wallowing like a beached whale on valium."

That line is classic

Darth Wong wrote:Well, not really a review. It's ... well, check it out for yourself.

http://www.stardestroyer.net/Nemesis/Pictorial.html

Thanks for saving me the money and giving me a much better story than Nemisis ever could.

"Why do I look liek an effette Parisian model?" That line made me burst out loud laughing. For the record I enjoyed Nemesis as a mindless popcorn movie. But reading that review was a revelation in just how awful some of the plot points were.

You know, I hadn't realized the full depth of this craptitude. You could make a film out of every crappy Anakin scene laced together, and it would still be better than that.

It really needs to open with a header on the lines of "It stinks it stinks it stinks"

This is so fucking funny

Um, wow.

I enjoyed it, but I went to the theater having already decided to switch my brain off and just watch the special effects. A good decision, in retrospect.

Why do I enjoy reading Mike's version better then watching the movie? Oh wait, I know, cause the movie SUCKED!

My god, was it really that fucking bad?

I've read fan fics that where better! Hell, the vs Fanfic on Graham Kennedy's website was better!

Someone needs to 'cure the cancer' that is the current executive writing staff for Star Trek to give the franchise a chance

If you'd actually read "Portal", you'd never have said such a thing, even in jest.

Mike Wong, the slowest reviewer in the west.

Meh, I never saw the movie, but from what I've read, it sucks and badly.

My hats off to you sir! That kicked ass and was (sadly) totaly true.

Darth Wong wrote:Some of you may have wondered why I never threw up a review when the film first came out.

Perhaps because you were trying not to throw up because of the movie?

that was too funny here some scenes you should have added


" How bout a group picture on this Ugly ass Soverein class piece of shit with a bridge that looks like the As Quoted by Ebert "A high tech communication center of a skyscraper"

Thanks a lot! I don't feel so motivated to ever pop in my Nemesis DVD anymore.

So damn true on every count. I found Nemesis to be enjoyable if you pretend you've never seen Star Trek before, forget all your common sense in exchange for video-game-with-cheat-codes-on physics, and..yeah.

After mentioning X-men, it would have been funny to show Brian Singer as an ensign.

Beautiful synopsis.

It's funny that Mike puts this up today because yesterday I was at the mall and stopped by the Hallmark store to look at the ornaments. I had to supress a not very nice smile when I saw that one of the Trek ornaments was of the Scorpian. That little piece of crap "fighter" that Picard and Data stole. I think the ornament comes with Picard and Data inside.

Wow, that was fucking awesome......makes the $5.50(matinee show, knew it wouldn't be worth full price ) I wasted on that steaming pile we all once knew as Trek almost worth it.....almost

Bravo Mike , *lighterintheair*

The review is very funny.