superman vs goku vs hulk vs ranma saotome vs lime vs vash

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who would win?

Son Goku
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63%
The Incredible Hulk aka bruce banner
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Ranma saotome
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4%
Lime
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No votes
Superman aka Clark Kent
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21%
Vash the stampede
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superman vs goku vs hulk vs ranma saotome vs lime vs vash

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each is placed in an all you can eat resturant.
the person who can last longest or eats all the food first wins.
who do you think woudl win?
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

Goku is infamous for eating everything, however, since vash is used to Starving, the all you can eat restaurant would be just a godsend for the poor plant. Besides there's that cat and Nicholas D. Wolfwood stealing scraps to help him out.
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:banghead: Arghhh! I voted Supes thinking this was just a straight fight!!
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It'll either be Ranma or Goku...with Hulk eating donuts. :P

I say Goku...for the hell of it.
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Ranma gets cold water dumbed on him, turning him into a girl. This distracts the guys as they look and probably grope. (meh, happened in the manga all the time) Ranma then screams rape and laughs as Vash, Lime, Supes and Hulk are hauled off to jail.
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Who in their right mind would try to haul a heavily armed blond man with so many scars it's like Hellraiser to look at, a 3.5 meter tall green man who is quite angry, and a 2 meter tall guy who feels comfortable wearing his underwear on the outside.
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Who in their right mind would try to haul a heavily armed blond man with so many scars it's like Hellraiser to look at, a 3.5 meter tall green man who is quite angry, and a 2 meter tall guy who feels comfortable wearing his underwear on the outside.
The Galaxy Space Patrol of course!
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SyntaxVorlon wrote:Who in their right mind would try to haul a heavily armed blond man with so many scars it's like Hellraiser to look at, a 3.5 meter tall green man who is quite angry, and a 2 meter tall guy who feels comfortable wearing his underwear on the outside.
Someone a lot stronger than all of them perhaps.
What's her bust size!?

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Aya wrote:Ranma gets cold water dumbed on him, turning him into a girl. This distracts the guys as they look and probably grope. (meh, happened in the manga all the time) Ranma then screams rape and laughs as Vash, Lime, Supes and Hulk are hauled off to jail.
lime is a chick. lol
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What? Women can't rape?
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Post by Hamel »

grr~ Monkey D. Luffy would beat them all by a mile thanks to his elastic rubber stomache.

But since he isn't included in this poll, I'd say Goku. I don't recall Ranma, either gender, eating close to the amount that Goku did. Vash doesn't come close, I have no idea about Hulk since the few comics I have of him doesn't show him bankrupting restaurants. Never watched Saber Marionette J.

And Goku would not touch girl-type Ranma. He tried to use Bulma's pussy as a pillow and didn't get horny; I don't think he would even stare at Ranma's boobs.
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ali-sama wrote: lime is a chick. lol
Which lime are we talking about? The Lime in Ranma 1/2 is a guy.
What's her bust size!?

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I think they mean Lime from Saber Marionette J.
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Crazedwraith wrote::banghead: Arghhh! I voted Supes thinking this was just a straight fight!!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
Stupid!
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That i'll teach me to read the op before posting :banghead:
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Post by The Yosemite Bear »

I told Ali in the original IM that, the Flash would win.

After all mr west can acclerate his metabolism and thus burn calories superfast, and can eat super fast. Not to mention he's eaten all the food on a planet once.
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:Not to mention he's eaten all the food on a planet once.
Why oh why am I not surprised...
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Post by Singular Quartet »

Captain_Cyran wrote:
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Not to mention he's eaten all the food on a planet once.
Why oh why am I not surprised...
Actually, it's one of the few reasonable bits about the flash. High-speed=high-metabolism.
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Well, Ranma is no slouch in the eating department. In fact, he entered a Martial Arts Speed Eating Contest once, to win his freedom from an marital engagement he entered into out of own vendictive stupidity. Depending on the rules, he could probably win with the Parlay du Fois Gras.
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Superman has never shown an appetite exceeding that of a normal person. Any extra energy he needs is absorbed via the solar rays.

So, he's out of the contest.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Superman has never shown an appetite exceeding that of a normal person. Any extra energy he needs is absorbed via the solar rays.

So, he's out of the contest.
Plus, many of the above contestants operate under the Laws of Anime, meaning that their mouths expand to a size proportionate to the volume of food they are ingesting. While Superman may have Jaws of Steel, they don't expand like, say, Ranma or Goku.
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I told Ali Flash would be a better choice. The least hungry character in DC comic's history, would be the Ice Queen of the Teen Titans, Raven. Why, I eat souls?
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:I told Ali Flash would be a better choice. The least hungry character in DC comic's history, would be the Ice Queen of the Teen Titans, Raven. Why, I eat souls?
actually in lewis and clark he ate very fast and in larg quantities. and his mom commented on how fast hsi metabolsm is.
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Where's Lina Inverse?
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How about Royoki vs. the All you can eat Salad Bar, since none of the others like veggies....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:How about Royoki vs. the All you can eat Salad Bar, since none of the others like veggies....
hwo abotu yogi bear vs yosimity bear!
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