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B'leanna Torres and Jadzia Dex fight with batleths. Who wins ?

I think this is a good match. B'leanna is a klingon but does not have the experience and skills of veteran warriors. Jadzia is good but is not a Klingon. In the end I think Jadzia will win because she seems to be better.

I don't know how the fight would go.. but somehow it will end with lesbian sex.

Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

Dax (former) would stomp all over Torres. Dax has hung around with Klingons for lifetimes and has had alot of Bat'leth practise. <Klingon>Torres is nothing but a mongrel child, barely Klingon at all, who doesn't give a toss about her heritage.</Klingon>

Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

Just popping into PST for no apparent reason.. but if it has to do with two females fighting, it ends with lesbian sex.

~ver

verilon wrote:

Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

Just popping into PST for no apparent reason.. but if it has to do with two females fighting, it ends with lesbian sex.

~ver

Its one of the basic rules of Stardestroyer.net
Any vs's between two females must always end in a "all-score-draw" of lesbian sex.

Accept it.

The circle arround each other menacingly. All of a sudden Q, being the top bloke he is, teleports in a swimming pool full of jelly and changes the bat'leths into double ended dildos. Dax realises how hot B'leanna is and rips her top off..........you can see where this is going. This is why i don't write fan fics.

Yeah, you actually have Q doing something useful How unrealistic is that?

Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

evilcat4000 was SO asking for it!

B'lenna gets wasted so fast it ain't even funny. She may be half Klingon but she does not have an athletic bone in her body. The phrase "she throws like a girl" comes to mind, have you seen her run? She had her arms out and flapping around, took dainty wussy steps and I thought she was going to fall flat on her face from how awkward & off balance she looked while running. Jadzia on the other hand is quite athletic and it shows in the way she moves. She's also bigger, stronger, faster, fitter, (& sexier too but that's beside the point) as well as having a lot more skill and experience in fighting. Jadzia can hold her own against most male Klingons and in many cases kick their asses, a bastard half-breed like B'lenna would get sliced & diced in seconds. It'll be all over in 3 moves or less.

I don't seem to recall seeing B'elanna Torres using a bat'leth, ever.

verilon wrote:

Darksider wrote:Again with the lesbian sex?

How many threads is it now?

Just popping into PST for no apparent reason.. but if it has to do with two females fighting, it ends with lesbian sex.

To keep SD.Net's other proud tradition alive, Terry Farrell admitted that she'd tried anal sex on the Howard Stern Show (um, that was where the admission took place, not the anal itself). No info on Dawson, though (who was a hottie in Darkman 3, IMNSHO).

Dragging it back on-topic, I don't recall B'elanna (I'm sure I fucked the spelling up on that one) demonstrating anything close to the athletic or close combat proficiency Jadzia did, but I missed the last four years of Voyager. Well, I didn't really miss them, if you know what I mean and I think you do.

-- Joe Momma

Dax. Torres is a crybaby

Curzon Dax had a lot of experience with Klingons. Would that knowledge help ?

Jadzia Dax would easily gut Torres in a real fight. But I too would prefer it to end in the lesbian sex....

I saw Torres use a Bat'leth once. The episode where she "dies" and sees her mother sent to hell. She wasn't very good. Dawson isn't that kind of actor. Although she is pretty fit.

Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

FTeik wrote:Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

[stabs you witha bat'leth] You die now.

~ver

FTeik wrote:Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

Mass blindness among male viewers, and Darkstar creams his pants after Janeway's uniform gets wrecked.

Alright, how would a bat´leth-match between Torres and Janeway go?

Janeway does know how to use a batleth. She dies quickly.

evilcat4000 wrote:B'leanna is a klingon but does not have the experience and skills of veteran warriors. Jadzia is good but is not a Klingon.

What kind of nonsense is this? Are you claiming that bat'leth skill is genetic? Are you subscribing to the Trekkie school of genetic determination?

One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating.

Do you want to be hit with a brick? Those depths are best left unplumbed, matey... aharr...

FTeik wrote:One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating.

Do you really want me to post the relevant chapter from "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway"?

aerius wrote:

FTeik wrote:One day has passed and nobody brought up sexuell intercourse between Janeway and Torres.

Fascinating.

Do you really want me to post the relevant chapter from "The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway"?

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