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Janeway porn (totally serious!)

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Someone I know online wants to see an example but I don't know where to find a big collection of it. Please help (before this thread is locked!).
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are you on drugs?
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http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg

Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
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Hopefully there is no such thing. :shock:
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Embracer Of Darkness wrote:Hopefully there is no such thing. :shock:
Look above... :D

More! MORE! (thanks Crayz)
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I don't have any more. If you want more, you can always as Es Arkejae (or whatever his name is) at Spacebattles.
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'Someone'? Yeah, right.

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Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg

Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
Wow, THAT looks real.


Thankfully I don't think real Janeway porn exists.
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Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg

Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.

wow. yay. you posted janeway porn. you know, you can't poke out the mind's eye.
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HemlockGrey wrote:'Someone'? Yeah, right.

KILL STARSHIP! PURGE THE DISEASE!
Noooooooo!!!! *crushed by hordes of purgers*
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Crayz9000 wrote:I don't have any more. If you want more, you can always as Es Arkejae (or whatever his name is) at Spacebattles.
I tried with Google and I don't want to sift through Spacebattles.
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Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg

Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
:shock: Holy fucking shit....i had to click it :oops:
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There's plenty of the stuff out there. I'll PM you some, if you really are that masochistic.
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Grand Admiral Thrawn wrote:Wow, THAT looks real.
Yes, I know, it's a rather crappy Photoshop job.
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Re: Janeway porn (totally serious!)

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StarshipTitanic wrote:Someone I know online wants to see an example but I don't know where to find a big collection of it. Please help (before this thread is locked!).
I hate myself for even knowing this exists, but if he's looking for Janeway porn stories, check The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway out. :cry:

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Re: Janeway porn (totally serious!)

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StarshipTitanic wrote:Someone I know online wants to see an example but I don't know where to find a big collection of it. Please help (before this thread is locked!).
Is this one of those "a friend of a friend of mine, who isn't me, wants...." stories? :P

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Am I the only one here who thinks that Janeway isn't all that ugly?
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good thing that pictuer of janeway with a whipe etc. isnt really janeway, just her head on someone elses body.
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Crayz9000 wrote:Goggles recommended.
They did nothing.
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NecronLord wrote:There's plenty of the stuff out there. I'll PM you some, if you really are that masochistic.
It's not me I SWEAR!

And yes I could use that.
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That pic is nothing compared to the one at SB.
What's her bust size!?

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What is worse: watching a nude fully anatomically correct and functioning Data sit and masterbate while reading poetry or eating and licking mushed up cherry pie off of a naked Janeway's tender body?
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Shinova wrote:That pic is nothing compared to the one at SB.
I could make a better one if you like :twisted:
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Demiurge wrote:Am I the only one here who thinks that Janeway isn't all that ugly?
I don't know if this counts, but I think Kate Mulgrew's a hottie, though I'm thinking of her in uniform in Remo Williams :shock: rather than Voyager :? when I say that. She looked rather attractive playing Katherine Hepburn on stage too, at least in the photos I've seen.

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