Janeway porn (totally serious!)
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Janeway porn (totally serious!)
Someone I know online wants to see an example but I don't know where to find a big collection of it. Please help (before this thread is locked!).
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Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
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Look above...Embracer Of Darkness wrote:Hopefully there is no such thing.
More! MORE! (thanks Crayz)
"Man's unfailing capacity to believe what he prefers to be true rather than what the evidence shows to be likely and possible has always astounded me...God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist." -- Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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I don't have any more. If you want more, you can always as Es Arkejae (or whatever his name is) at Spacebattles.
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Wow, THAT looks real.Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg
Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
Thankfully I don't think real Janeway porn exists.
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Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg
Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
wow. yay. you posted janeway porn. you know, you can't poke out the mind's eye.
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Noooooooo!!!! *crushed by hordes of purgers*HemlockGrey wrote:'Someone'? Yeah, right.
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"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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I tried with Google and I don't want to sift through Spacebattles.Crayz9000 wrote:I don't have any more. If you want more, you can always as Es Arkejae (or whatever his name is) at Spacebattles.
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"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
"Hal grabs life by the balls and doesn't let you do that [to] hal."
"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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Crayz9000 wrote:http://foobar.homelinux.net/images/boardpix/trek11.jpg
Something I whipped up when I was bored and had nothing better to do. Goggles recommended.
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There's plenty of the stuff out there. I'll PM you some, if you really are that masochistic.
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Re: Janeway porn (totally serious!)
I hate myself for even knowing this exists, but if he's looking for Janeway porn stories, check The Secret Logs of Mistress Janeway out.StarshipTitanic wrote:Someone I know online wants to see an example but I don't know where to find a big collection of it. Please help (before this thread is locked!).
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Re: Janeway porn (totally serious!)
Is this one of those "a friend of a friend of mine, who isn't me, wants...." stories?StarshipTitanic wrote:Someone I know online wants to see an example but I don't know where to find a big collection of it. Please help (before this thread is locked!).
If I were you, I'd tell him to go find it himself.
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It's not me I SWEAR!NecronLord wrote:There's plenty of the stuff out there. I'll PM you some, if you really are that masochistic.
And yes I could use that.
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"I hereby declare myself master of the known world."
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I could make a better one if you likeShinova wrote:That pic is nothing compared to the one at SB.
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I don't know if this counts, but I think Kate Mulgrew's a hottie, though I'm thinking of her in uniform in Remo WilliamsDemiurge wrote:Am I the only one here who thinks that Janeway isn't all that ugly?
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