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Will Make Signature Banners for Food.

Post by Gil Hamilton »

Over the next week or so, I don't have any specific project or large amounts of work. So I'm going to make a fabulous once in a life time offer. If anyone wants a personal signature banner, but doesn't have the programs or skill to make one, and want one that will look half-way decent, I am willing to create one for you.

All I require is what exactly you want in your banner and specific details about what you want it to say. I won't require any deliverables, for instance, if you want an Apache in your sig banner, I can probably get one for you, but it would be nice if you had a picture or something that you like.

So, any takers?
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Post by Gandalf »

I'd like the present the below evidence of Gil's skills.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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Post by Gil Hamilton »

Thank you for pimping me, Gandalf. :)
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Post by Gandalf »

I don't think it's pimping, it's shilling I think.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"

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I'll take one please, just PM me and I'll give you all the details.
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Post by Faram »

If you please could fix this request.

This picture:

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Adda a plunger in this:
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Put them thogeter and add the text:

"WarWolves Sapper Section

More destruction for less cash"

in a cool font :)
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Post by Col. Crackpot »

a HAB marching band sig would be super! :wink:

maybe with a little John Phillip Souza:

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and a band shot:

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and a caption something to the effect of this:

HAB Marching Band Leader
Decalring Victory One Souza March At A Time!
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Post by Zaia »

Hmmm, interesting. I don't know--maybe. What could you come up with for me? :D
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Zaia wrote:Hmmm, interesting. I don't know--maybe. What could you come up with for me? :D
Are you asking him or the rest of us? Because it's fairly obvious what I, at the very least, would put in there...


















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Well, what were you expecting? :D

At any rate, if it weren't for the Gnome banner I presently have, I would be amenable to it. Though I could use a banner for something else... Hm... Ah ha! I think I got it! *runs over to PM*

EDIT: I made up my mind on what I wanted. :)
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Post by Gil Hamilton »

No problem folks.

And Zaia, I'll think of something. :twisted:
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Post by Frank Hipper »

Well, if you're offering. :D

A few images, I'll let you decide on which one you'd like to use.

#1
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#2
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Or #3?
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As for a message, how about "Heavy Armour Brigade Museum Commandant, bringing you killing machines, old-school, since 1967" In a suitably gothic font, perhaps? :D

Perty please?
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Post by Zaia »

Gil Hamilton wrote:No problem folks.

And Zaia, I'll think of something. :twisted:
Sweet. :mrgreen:
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Post by El Moose Monstero »

Both 1) and 2) in the tank pictures for some reason remind me of the Mystery Machine... World War meets Scooby Doo. Turns out, it was old Mr Mcreevy with his machine for projecting Fuhrers...
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They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
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RogueIce wrote:
They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.
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I`d like to have a banner sig to match my avatar and the Garfield part of my sig. 8) THANKS in advance. :mrgreen:
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Frank Hipper wrote:
RogueIce wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.
I see orange, yellow, green, and two chades of blue (though one may be gray)... But I'll concede the point, since I guess you would know more about it than I. Just accept it as the lame attempt at a joke it was. :)

EDIT: Fixed the quote, I believe. Sorry. :|
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Post by Einhander Sn0m4n »

RogueIce wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.
I see orange, yellow, green, and two chades of blue (though one may be gray)... But I'll concede the point, since I guess you would know more about it than I. Just accept it as the lame attempt at a joke it was. :)[/quote]
I will not even attempt to fix the mangled quote structure.

That said, ROFLMAO!!!!! (I g0t t3h j0ek!!!11)
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RogueIce wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Rogue Ice wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.
I see orange, yellow, green, and two chades of blue (though one may be gray)... But I'll concede the point, since I guess you would know more about it than I. Just accept it as the lame attempt at a joke it was. :)
Yes, they don't have the colors right.
And joke? Raaarrgggghhh! I'll make mincemeat of your unmentionables if I see a joke that lame again! :D
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Frank Hipper wrote:And joke? Raaarrgggghhh! I'll make mincemeat of your unmentionables if I see a joke that lame again! :D
Roger that. :)
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Post by Gil Hamilton »

Oh, this is the one I cooked up for Faram.

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(the background is from a minefield near Kandahar)
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Post by Faram »

Thank You! :)
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THANKS GIL!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by HemlockGrey »

Could I have the Roman eagle on one side, with a sort-of progression of soldiery, from a Roman legionaire to a medieval armsmen to a 1600's musketmen, with the caption 'aspiring strategist'?

Rather complex, I know.
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Post by Gil Hamilton »

Col Crackpot's done.

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Normally, I'd do Zaia's next (I'm doing it in order of requests), but what I'm making for her seems to be a little more complicated than I initially planned. It's going to look stunning, but unfortunately, more time consuming.
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