Will Make Signature Banners for Food.
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Will Make Signature Banners for Food.
Over the next week or so, I don't have any specific project or large amounts of work. So I'm going to make a fabulous once in a life time offer. If anyone wants a personal signature banner, but doesn't have the programs or skill to make one, and want one that will look half-way decent, I am willing to create one for you.
All I require is what exactly you want in your banner and specific details about what you want it to say. I won't require any deliverables, for instance, if you want an Apache in your sig banner, I can probably get one for you, but it would be nice if you had a picture or something that you like.
So, any takers?
All I require is what exactly you want in your banner and specific details about what you want it to say. I won't require any deliverables, for instance, if you want an Apache in your sig banner, I can probably get one for you, but it would be nice if you had a picture or something that you like.
So, any takers?
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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I'd like the present the below evidence of Gil's skills.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
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"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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Thank you for pimping me, Gandalf. 
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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I don't think it's pimping, it's shilling I think.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
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If you please could fix this request.
This picture:

Adda a plunger in this:

Put them thogeter and add the text:
"WarWolves Sapper Section
More destruction for less cash"
in a cool font
This picture:
Adda a plunger in this:
Put them thogeter and add the text:
"WarWolves Sapper Section
More destruction for less cash"
in a cool font
[img=right]http://hem.bredband.net/b217293/warsaban.gif[/img]
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Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Fear is the mother of all gods.
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a HAB marching band sig would be super!
maybe with a little John Phillip Souza:

and a band shot:

and a caption something to the effect of this:
HAB Marching Band Leader
Decalring Victory One Souza March At A Time!
maybe with a little John Phillip Souza:

and a band shot:

and a caption something to the effect of this:
HAB Marching Band Leader
Decalring Victory One Souza March At A Time!
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Are you asking him or the rest of us? Because it's fairly obvious what I, at the very least, would put in there...Zaia wrote:Hmmm, interesting. I don't know--maybe. What could you come up with for me?
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Well, what were you expecting?
At any rate, if it weren't for the Gnome banner I presently have, I would be amenable to it. Though I could use a banner for something else... Hm... Ah ha! I think I got it! *runs over to PM*
EDIT: I made up my mind on what I wanted.

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We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
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The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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No problem folks.
And Zaia, I'll think of something.
And Zaia, I'll think of something.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Well, if you're offering.
A few images, I'll let you decide on which one you'd like to use.
#1

#2

Or #3?

As for a message, how about "Heavy Armour Brigade Museum Commandant, bringing you killing machines, old-school, since 1967" In a suitably gothic font, perhaps?
Perty please?
A few images, I'll let you decide on which one you'd like to use.
#1

#2

Or #3?

As for a message, how about "Heavy Armour Brigade Museum Commandant, bringing you killing machines, old-school, since 1967" In a suitably gothic font, perhaps?
Perty please?

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Both 1) and 2) in the tank pictures for some reason remind me of the Mystery Machine... World War meets Scooby Doo. Turns out, it was old Mr Mcreevy with his machine for projecting Fuhrers...

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They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...Frank Hipper wrote:#1
http://armor.kiev.ua/Tanks/WWI/A7V/A7v2_f.jpg

This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.RogueIce wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...Frank Hipper wrote:#1
http://armor.kiev.ua/Tanks/WWI/A7V/A7v2_f.jpg

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I see orange, yellow, green, and two chades of blue (though one may be gray)... But I'll concede the point, since I guess you would know more about it than I. Just accept it as the lame attempt at a joke it was.Frank Hipper wrote:Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.RogueIce wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
EDIT: Fixed the quote, I believe. Sorry.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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I see orange, yellow, green, and two chades of blue (though one may be gray)... But I'll concede the point, since I guess you would know more about it than I. Just accept it as the lame attempt at a joke it was.RogueIce wrote:Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.Frank Hipper wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
I will not even attempt to fix the mangled quote structure.
That said, ROFLMAO!!!!! (I g0t t3h j0ek!!!11)

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Yes, they don't have the colors right.RogueIce wrote:I see orange, yellow, green, and two chades of blue (though one may be gray)... But I'll concede the point, since I guess you would know more about it than I. Just accept it as the lame attempt at a joke it was.Frank Hipper wrote:Same sand/green/brown as WWII, ignoramus. That just has the hues off a little.Rogue Ice wrote:They actually had a rainbow tank? hehe...
And joke? Raaarrgggghhh! I'll make mincemeat of your unmentionables if I see a joke that lame again!
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Roger that.Frank Hipper wrote:And joke? Raaarrgggghhh! I'll make mincemeat of your unmentionables if I see a joke that lame again!

This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
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Oh, this is the one I cooked up for Faram.

(the background is from a minefield near Kandahar)

(the background is from a minefield near Kandahar)
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
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Thank You! 
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"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
"Either God wants to abolish evil, and cannot; or he can, but does not want to. ... If he wants to, but cannot, he is impotent. If he can, but does not want to, he is wicked. ... If, as they say, God can abolish evil, and God really wants to do it, why is there evil in the world?" -Epicurus
Fear is the mother of all gods.
Nature does all things spontaneously, by herself, without the meddling of the gods. -Lucretius
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Could I have the Roman eagle on one side, with a sort-of progression of soldiery, from a Roman legionaire to a medieval armsmen to a 1600's musketmen, with the caption 'aspiring strategist'?
Rather complex, I know.
Rather complex, I know.
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Col Crackpot's done.

Normally, I'd do Zaia's next (I'm doing it in order of requests), but what I'm making for her seems to be a little more complicated than I initially planned. It's going to look stunning, but unfortunately, more time consuming.

Normally, I'd do Zaia's next (I'm doing it in order of requests), but what I'm making for her seems to be a little more complicated than I initially planned. It's going to look stunning, but unfortunately, more time consuming.
"Show me an angel and I will paint you one." - Gustav Courbet
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter
"Quetzalcoatl, plumed serpent of the Aztecs... you are a pussy." - Stephen Colbert
"Really, I'm jealous of how much smarter than me he is. I'm not an expert on anything and he's an expert on things he knows nothing about." - Me, concerning a bullshitter

