Pat Robertson must be destroyed. How?

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-12 02:28pm

http://www.cbn.com/partners/bringiton/

The universe mourns.

How would you like to see Pat Robertson die?
Bacterial/Viral Agent(Engineered)
Particle Weaponry(Gun, explosive shell, Boulder, specify your choice)
Energy Weapon(Laser, particle beam, plasma sphere, nuke)
Scifi weapon of choice(B5, Culture, SW, ST, other)
STD(One or more)
Other(Hopefully gruesome)

I personnally would like to hear that he died from 10+ different venereal diseases, and that he had gotten them in bed with Laura Bush.
That or electricuted by a Vorlon in Encounter Suit, and then hauled off by Shadows.

Post by **Alyrium Denryle** » 2003-01-12 02:32pm

EBOLA! I love a good flesh-eating virus!

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2003-01-12 03:20pm

Q:You recently said that men need sex to keep their marriage together. I'm a wife who has been ill with a female problem that causes pain and discomfort during intercourse. I want my marriage to stay together. If what you said is true, what should I do to keep my marriage alive sexually?

See a doctor to get that treated. In the meantime I have two words for you: Oral and Anal. Learn to love em babe.

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-12 03:30pm

Lighting strike.

The_Nice_Guy · Post by **The_Nice_Guy** » 2003-01-12 03:53pm

Don't destroy him physically. Destroy him by taking away his possessions, his deluded faith, and everything he believes in.

Then kill him after he has recognized the despair of his situation.

The Evil Guy

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-12 04:00pm

I'd suggest decapitation....but I am unsure if that would be fatal in this case....

Slow torture with bamboo is always intresting though....

Enlightenment · Post by **Enlightenment** » 2003-01-12 04:03pm

Go for somthing biblical. Like stoning.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-12 04:19pm

Enlightenment wrote:Go for somthing biblical. Like stoning.

Might explain how some people end up with so many rocks in place of thier brains.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-12 04:36pm

I'd say an STD. From the ass. Perhaps when he discovers they joys of anal sex, he'll change, and we might not need the STD. If that doesn't change him, then a painful, flesh-eating virus.

Keevan_Colton · Post by **Keevan_Colton** » 2003-01-12 04:42pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:I'd say an STD. From the ass. Perhaps when he discovers they joys of anal sex, he'll change, and we might not need the STD. If that doesn't change him, then a painful, flesh-eating virus.

Somehow I doubt he'd enjoy having his ass eaten out

Wicked Pilot · Post by **Wicked Pilot** » 2003-01-12 09:22pm

I would like the public to find out that Robertson has been secretly living a homosexual lifestyle. Lets see if the "Forgive me, for I have sinned" excuse will work for him.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-12 09:36pm

I liked Robertson's response to a woman worried that her husband was cheating on her:

Pat Robertson wrote:If you are secure in the Lord, that's what is important, and you don't worry so much about human relationships as you worry about the divine relationship.

Whoa, good advice. In short, "who gives a shit if your marriage falls apart, because you have God". This fucking idiot should be a marriage counsellor.

VF5SS · Post by **VF5SS** » 2003-01-12 10:30pm

Shoot him. I don't care about doing it in a fancy or slow way, just put the bullet from a Desert eagle .50 through his head. Put his corpse on a cross!

jaeger115 · Post by **jaeger115** » 2003-01-12 11:05pm

Give him a STD in the ass and when he's near death, stab him in the back with a bamboo stick so it comes out of his chest. Then spit in his eyes as he dies

SeebianWurm · Post by **SeebianWurm** » 2003-01-12 11:31pm

It would be humorous to see him with AIDS, especially if he didn't treat it so we could watch the despair that much faster.

But since that borders on taking too long, I say we stab him with knives with the Darwin fish making up the handle until he is naturally deselected.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2003-01-13 12:08am

No one's mentioned burning him to death.

(edit) Yeah, it's viscious, I know.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-13 07:42am

Ass-rape trauma from a Bubba with a 12' cock....

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2003-01-13 09:57am

Wicked Pilot wrote:Lighting strike.

Yes. Lightning strike from a clear blue sky.

kheegster · Post by **kheegster** » 2003-01-13 11:43am

Tsyroc wrote:
Wicked Pilot wrote:Lighting strike.

Yes. Lightning strike from a clear blue sky.

That'll teach him to mess with Thor!

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-13 12:10pm

As a biologist I recommend Ebola Zaire, Smallpox, River Blindness, HIV, 1918 strain of Influenza (D type I think), Malaria, and maybe something that causes pulmonary edema or have his knob drop off his forehead.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2003-01-13 12:14pm

Steaming.

No I shall not elaborate.

beyond hope · Post by **beyond hope** » 2003-01-13 12:30pm

Let the punishment fit the crime: drown the man in warm shit.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2003-01-13 03:03pm

NecronLord wrote:Steaming.

No I shall not elaborate.

He'll be as happy as a clam when he dies.

*rimshot*

SyntaxVorlon · Post by **SyntaxVorlon** » 2003-01-13 07:36pm

So will everyone else:D

Necro99 · Post by **Necro99** » 2003-01-13 08:32pm

Some good ol' Smallpox!

Or, failing that a few hundred canisters of phosgene gas followed by an assault of 300,000 WW1 German Soldiers with gas masks!