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The orks have two gods. Mork, the god of cunning brutality, and Gork, the god of brutal cunning.

It's Morky, not Gorky, to go commerce raiding.

CN, I just noticed that you're claiming your fighters are worth $2 apiece and bombers $4.

If you value your "parasites" at anything over $1, I'm nullifying their x2 offensive bonus status on the grounds that they're not small enough and nimble enough to warrant the x2 modifier.

Steve wrote:If you value your "parasites" at anything over $1, I'm nullifying their x2 offensive bonus status on the grounds that they're not small enough and nimble enough to warrant the x2 modifier.

Very well. Can I move the Bombers down to 2$ instead? Yacht doesn't start until 3$.

Simon_Jester wrote:The orks have two gods. Mork, the god of cunning brutality, and Gork, the god of brutal cunning.

It's Morky, not Gorky, to go commerce raiding.

I thought the Orks didn't even know which one was which and end up having theological arguments where they beat the crap out of each other arguing which is Gork and which is Mork.

Yeah, after double-checking that I remembered why I set yachts to $3. Gunboat craft can be up to $2, but not Fighters.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

Simon_Jester wrote:The orks have two gods. Mork, the god of cunning brutality, and Gork, the god of brutal cunning.
It's Morky, not Gorky, to go commerce raiding.

I thought the Orks didn't even know which one was which and end up having theological arguments where they beat the crap out of each other arguing which is Gork and which is Mork.

Well, within any given group of orks, there will be agreement.

Between groups of orks, no agreement, only fightin'.

Anyway, if CN wants to send some guys after Badspork, no worries, I'm game. There's a lot more where the ork came from, anyway.

I'm putting up my ship location list right now, I'll probably send Admiral Bellatrix to hunt for Orks in 14 hours or so when I wake up in the morning.

Baz and Snaga are my two new favoritest orkz ever.

May=awesome.

That is all.

Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

The Byzantines of Cananaan are on crusade! For God-Emperor! For grumpiness!

DEUS VULT!

Uh. Wrong liturgical language. Um. Ummm...

KYRIE ELEISON!

There. Does that work?

One wonders how the Klavostanis will respond.

*grumbles about writer's block*

And the Battle of Zebes is on! That's some good work, Simon.

More to come; I'm on something of a roll now and the next few chapters should flow fairly smoothly.

So you wanna play hardball with Sieges, Force Lord?

This will be fun to watch. Spygames!

So, what's going on with the missile frigates? Will the Prussians' damage cause problems for them? Who are those pincer guys, and what are they up to? Will the Prussians get to bombard a planet like they wanted to? Will Nugak be able to protect his fish?

Find out, in the next exciting chapter of Battle of Zebes!

Man, CEID. Man, those guys.

Oh, this should be fun .

Uh oh. Now what.

HORRIBEL!

That Fu Manchu fellow really shoulda done it like this:

...and Mr. Turdner, enterpreneur extraordinaire, the Ultimate Wild Space Trader, hero folk legends, honorary citizen of dozens of planets, wanted dead by at least six ork warlords...makes an appearance!

You had to pick the most dick-shaped spaceship around, didn't you?

Chaotic Neutral wrote:I'm putting up my ship location list right now, I'll probably send Admiral Bellatrix to hunt for Orks in 14 hours or so when I wake up in the morning.

We're waiting...

Shroom Man 777 wrote:You had to pick the most dick-shaped spaceship around, didn't you?

Of course!

Poor, poor Frugus..