StarDestroyer.Net BBS

Good: I can cook decently well...and can mimic virtually anyone's handwriting after seeing it once.

Bad: Annoying health problems that have no real solutions(currently I have a tooch ache that has nothing to do with cavities or gingivitis but is merely my teeth 'moving' or settling...and oi)

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have an odd ability to creep people out by looking at them, or saying "Hi, and how are YOU today?"

And laughing, that creeps them out too. Oh and I can enter a room and on the spot think of 10 ways to kill people in it, with things in the room.

*Adds Ally to list of friends*
We need more people like you.

Why thank you. I am training a 10 year old minion as we speak.

But what I am to with all the dead guests?

You could twist them into compromising possitions before rigamortis sets in. then coat them in laquer and display them as "art"

Or you could put them in a deepfreeze for a rainy day

Sell their organs

When I am done with them will have been ritualisticly stripped of flesh....Chew toys for dogs

Impale them on pikes to deter burglers.

Dont worry, i would NEVER kill someone, i just have a morbid imagination, and a knowledge of anatomy....

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:I have an odd ability to creep people out by looking at them, or saying "Hi, and how are YOU today?"

And laughing, that creeps them out too. Oh and I can enter a room and on the spot think of 10 ways to kill people in it, with things in the room.

*Adds Ally to list of friends*
We need more people like you.

Why thank you. I am training a 10 year old minion as we speak.

Indeed, the fine and honorable tradition of the Evil Laugther shall not be forgotten.
It must be preserved, and everyone here can contribute to that.

My minion(10 year old ousin demik) was an agnostic at 8 His personality is a mirror image of mine. He is a warsie, and probably has an IQ of 160 or higher. And when he wants to be...is morbid and creepy!