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Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.

Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Darth Wong wrote:

MKSheppard wrote:You're a engineer, and I'd have expected you to do this in the Metric system, in your annoyingly precise way, rather than using a system that leaves a massive margin of errror.

Not to humour Shep's attempt to take this thread into territory he's more comfortable with (read: away from sex), but the Imperial system is no more inherently error-prone than the Metric system. The problem is that it's horribly inconvenient for scientific calculations, because of all the stupid and arbitrary conversion factors. Since I am not performing any scientific calculations or expecting great accuracy in measurement, conversion into Metric is not necessary.

Thank you for calling it what it is, Lord Wong. That's why I exploded into a fiery Railgun-spewing rage at Shep... Anyways what's YOUR Range, Number of Shots/Burst, Amount of Ordnance Fired/Etc? ROFL!

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

I've seen videos of it. From Kazaa. Oh the THINGS YOU CAN FIND WITH KAZAA!!!

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Gross? *raises eyebrow* How so?

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Gross? What kind of SD.net denizen are you?

Anyway, even those who don't literally ejaculate can still expel fluid from the vagina.

Not exactly sure, but I think it's something like urinating...

I really have no fucking clue. But it's not really at all like when women get wet with vaginal fluids.

XaLEv wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Gross? What kind of SD.net denizen are you?

I know something about virtually everything

But really, I just stumbled on it and read a bit about it.

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.

WTF?

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.

WTF?

What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Gah, damn, this monster has some girth to it. Fucking ahole. Alright. a shit. It's to unweildly. Can one of you lovely ladies give me a *hand* over here. Seems Peter has his head up someone's ass.

WTF?

What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.

Hmm your friend is lucky. I'm jealous of him.

Zaia wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Well, Females can ejaculate, but it's not really the same, and it's kinda weird/gross...

Gross? *raises eyebrow* How so?

Don't worry about it, Zaia; Spanky's just a bit of a prude, that's all. There are few sexual conversations which he doesn't find gross or disturbing in some way.

Oh, she already knows about me and what I like/don't like, Mike.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: WTF?

What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.

Hmm your friend is lucky. I'm jealous of him.

No one is flame retardent Quaker. In a rockets vs rail match, I'm the guy with the BFG.

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

DG_Cal_Wright wrote: What that means is, I have my dick in someone's ass, and I need a chick to help me get the jizz shot measured out.

Hmm your friend is lucky. I'm jealous of him.

No one is flame retardent Quaker. In a rockets vs rail match, I'm the guy with the BFG.

Again...
WTF?
ROFL! What does Quake have to do with Sex?

*wonders what Quake has to do with Sex*

It's rather obvious actually. In what some would see as a thread hijack, I have used your blatant liking to Quake for a come back. Anyways, if you can't get the connection I will spell it out for you.

Getting railed by a rocket.

If you don't get it from there man, then the denizens need to help pull you out from that rock.

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:It's rather obvious actually. In what some would see as a thread hijack, I have used your blatant liking to Quake for a come back. Anyways, if you can't get the connection I will spell it out for you.

Getting railed by a rocket.

If you don't get it from there man, then the denizens need to help pull you out from that rock.

ROTFLMAO!!!! Just call it Anal Sex next time mkay?

Mmmmmmmm anal sex.....

*BOING!!!*

Cpt_Frank wrote:Ahem.....
to my shame I have to admit I have not yet measured it.

Well, did you ever have the situation where you ended up thinking, "Shit-- missed the towel, now I gotta throw the whole fucking book away"?

Just measure the missed towel by the dimensions it was at during the overshot, add however far up the book it was (first staple? Second? Third?), bear in mind barrel length overhanging the towel itself (be honest!). It's all very simple.

Angle, declintion, cant and squeeze can be factors as well as time unfired and if you have a healthy diet. Use of hand cream can also add a stimulating realism.

What was the target simulation? You might get more range out of Halle Berry, say, than a faded yearbook picture.

See? Easy to figure out!

...but I can verify at least 16 inches, because I shot myself in the eye once playing solitaire.

(edit: I forgot the angle of the dangle: straight up)

-- Joe Momma

Joe Momma wrote:...but I can verify at least 16 inches, because I shot myself in the eye once playing solitaire.

(edit: I forgot the angle of the dangle: straight up)

-- Joe Momma

OUCH!!! I've done that a few times.Hurts like Hell and your eye turns BRIGHT FUCKING RED!!! ROFL!!
BTW POKE!

Welcome, n00b.

Oddly enough, I do not feel like "poking" you right now. Can't figure it out.

Unless you're Halle Berry?

Results of experiment.

63Cm. From ~30CM up angle 15~25degrees

Mike, can we have a serperate "Sexual perversions forum"

NecronLord wrote:Results of experiment.

63Cm. From ~30CM up angle 15~25degrees

Mike, can we have a serperate "Sexual perversions forum"

I SECOND THAT!!!!!!!!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Joe Momma wrote:...but I can verify at least 16 inches, because I shot myself in the eye once playing solitaire.

-- Joe Momma

OUCH!!! I've done that a few times.Hurts like Hell and your eye turns BRIGHT FUCKING RED!!! ROFL!!

The best part was that I was all of 13 at the time. So Mom heard me scream a choice epithet and was right there at the door knocking to ask if I was okay. I don't even remember what sad excuse I used, but Christ, I couldn't tell her I 'd just been "cleaning the barrel" and didn't realize I'd left a round in the chamber

Come to think of it (no pun intend...oh, who am I kidding?), I can tie this to another current thread because at the time of this incident I was wanking it to pictures of Jessica Atreides from Lynch's Dune movie. THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!

-- Joe Momma

This is decidedly unfair.

*Grumbles*
I am on High Blood Pressure Medication!

I can't even get it to pay attention anymore....