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Aerius

Speaking from experience, the best way to nullify it is

MOLEST THEM BACK AFTER THEY START.

Oh, and when I wore the kilt for the first time, I was generally harrassed by drunk women trying to see if I was going full scottish or not... mind you, that said, there was also a drunk scotsman who was also trying to find out.

That was worrying.

It hasnt really happened since then, I've found that the best response if asked is to say 'Do you really want to know?', that generally shuts them up.

Montcalm wrote:

muse wrote:edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

"WHAT leach porn" HFS people are getting sicker as time goes

This sucks, literally.

A tip (however I do not take responsibility of your actions):
When you walk past the cuttest hottest chick, and she does not do anything turn around and say loudly: "Did you just touch my ass ", <and then she says 'no'>, you reply "Damn "

Simple as that, and it works.

Dang, what the fuck did you do to have them treat you like that? Seriously, I wanna know. Are they like your big sisters or something?

`naeo wrote:A tip (however I do not take responsibility of your actions):
When you walk past the cuttest hottest chick, and she does not do anything turn around and say loudly: "Did you just touch my ass ", <and then she says 'no'>, you reply "Damn "

Simple as that, and it works.

Actully, in MS, play the cute shy blushy guy, chicks molest you to see you blush.

It works perfect for some beautifle views.

Solauren wrote:Aerius

Speaking from experience, the best way to nullify it is

MOLEST THEM BACK AFTER THEY START.

Yet another reason why I need a girlfriend.

muse wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:You know, I wouldn't mind being....trained. I even have several leaches handy.

Leaches? Leaches?? Ok there...I don't want to know what you're going to do with leaches. that's...like...I don't have words for it....

edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

well . .awhile back a friend of mine and i were bored and started discussing a way to make snuff films involving snails over an internet chat. needless to say people started logging off rapidly after we got into details. i think we even managed to include a midget and a donkey in there somewhere. never got off the ground, but eh, it killed time.

muse wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:You know, I wouldn't mind being....trained. I even have several leaches handy.

Leaches? Leaches?? Ok there...I don't want to know what you're going to do with leaches. that's...like...I don't have words for it....

edit: I've just been informed by aerius that there is indeed such a thing as leach porn.

I have dogs.

BoredShirtless wrote:

His Divine Shadow wrote: Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.

Yeah you're right.

Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

verilon wrote: Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

That would be a satyr or someone suffering from satyriasis.


Kind of makes sense if you think about it. In mythology satyrs were always supposed to be after the nymphs.

verilon wrote:Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

*smacks ver*
Only grammarnazi where no grammarnazi has grammarnazi'd before.
*points at own post just there, look.

verilon wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote:

His Divine Shadow wrote: Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.

Yeah you're right.

Actually, it's technically a female that will pretty much fuck anything that walks.

There's a term for the male counterpart, but I forget it.

/random useless info

Satyriasis. I said it earlier in the thread, like on page 2.

aerius wrote:Hi, my name is aerius and I have a problem. I get molested by cute chicks.

I wish I had your problem.

BoyRocketeer wrote:Dang, what the fuck did you do to have them treat you like that? Seriously, I wanna know. Are they like your big sisters or something?

I'm not sure really, if I could figure it out and write a how-to guide I'd never have to work again. And they're all chicks I know, one's my GF, another's her sister, and the rest are all friends of ours.

Vertigo1 wrote:I have dogs.

I believe the word you're looking for is leash, that's leash with an "sh". Because if your dogs have leaches that's a bit of a problem.

jmac wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:I have dogs.

I believe the word you're looking for is leash, that's leash with an "sh". Because if your dogs have leaches that's a bit of a problem.

That took us 2 pages to discover that spelling typo ;P

Sheesh, now I'm molested by an ungly air-head 'stripper'.

I foresee future polls that carry the option "castrate aerius"

I remember being molested by girls... back in nursery school. Traumatic memories... ya know.

Connor MacLeod wrote:I foresee future polls that carry the option "castrate aerius"

Nah, I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.

It used to happen to me fairly often, because with certain exceptions I'm not a big fan of touching. Chicks go after the guy who doesn't like to be molested.

Vertigo1 wrote: I have dogs.

Plural? As in more than one girlfriend? *runs*

Tsyroc wrote:I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.

Lemme talk to my sister about that one...

Pablo Sanchez wrote:It used to happen to me fairly often, because with certain exceptions I'm not a big fan of touching.

Say...mind if I fondle you butt a bit? Wanna play a game of grab-ass?

All the time. At least once a day. And I like it. It is fun. Oh ya.

muse wrote:

Tsyroc wrote:I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.

Lemme talk to my sister about that one...