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I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something

Montcalm wrote:I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something

Or hit by a football.

anarchistbunny wrote:

Montcalm wrote:I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something

Or hit by a football.

But the football does`nt leave so much damage.

Or bitten by a creature with a cytotoxic(flesh destroying) venom

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Or bitten by a creature with a cytotoxic(flesh destroying) venom

No, that's just cruel.

Montcalm wrote:

anarchistbunny wrote:

Montcalm wrote:I guess there is nothing funnier than a guy who got is dick mauled,bitten or cut by something

Or hit by a football.

But the football does`nt leave so much damage.

Witch for some reason brings up something to mind. I've never head of a guy being forked in the funshaft.

As Carlin would say "This is why I had to be separated from the normal kids at school."

Stormbringer wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Or bitten by a creature with a cytotoxic(flesh destroying) venom

No, that's just cruel.

that's the point

Hey Hamel, enjoy!

I've never felt comfortable eating food naked: now I know why.

Prawn, you are one sick motherfucking bastard.

Owww. You hurt my virgin little brain.

if he gets a hard on he coud bleed out and die... Quick, Hamel... think unsexy thoughts!!!

I post this not only to help curb the rising... but also for my own twisted pleasure...

http://manpaper.com/archive/mp/01bw_113.jpg


Don't use img tags on pictures that big ~ Stormbringer

GrandAdmiralPrawn wrote:Hey Hamel, enjoy!

]http://www.back-off-bitch.net/gal/ftv/a ... age015.jpg

Stormbringer wrote: No, that's just cruel.

Oh come on, this is SDNet. If you can't stand the naked people get out of the...um...board.

Alyrium Denryle wrote: ]http://manpaper.com/archive/mp/01bw_113.jpg

For a second I though TK.com was back.

How do you figure?

It isnt as if anyone could guess my password to hack it

Alyrium Denryle wrote:How do you figure?

It isnt as if anyone could guess my password to hack it

I wasn't being serious.

TK.com

Hamel wrote:

Durran Korr wrote:Low-concentration peroxide isn't too bad, but the high concentration stuff will damn near burn your hand off (which I learned the hard way).

Details please

Reminds me of This. If you have a weak stomach you should stop reading immediately after you finish the part about the peroxide.

Hamel, are you applying the neosporin now or are you still considering dipping your dick into the peroxide one last time to see it all fizz up?

And you can drive, right? How hard is it to put some kind of bandage on it and drive thirty miles? Is it via freeway? Cause if it is, my mom can easily drive that distance in half an hour.

What's TK.com?

Shinova wrote:Hamel, are you applying the neosporin now or are you still considering dipping your dick into the peroxide one last time to see it all fizz up?

I don't want my weiner to melt off, so a big juicy NO to that

And you can drive, right? How hard is it to put some kind of bandage on it and drive thirty miles? Is it via freeway? Cause if it is, my mom can easily drive that distance in half an hour.

Driving down country roads in the night around where I live is asking for trouble

Ouch.

Vorlon1701 wrote:What's TK.com

You don't want to know.


On second thought, you obviously do, so try doing a search for "TrollKingdom"

I thought it only acted on bacteria. Shit

Well, if they use it in rocket engines...

Or hit by a football.

Or a rugby ball...ouch.

Hamel, be honest. You're lying aren't ya.