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Darksider wrote:


::::: The transports use their hyperdrives to escape the singularity, and then turn around to continue landing more troops as the fleet turns to engage the Gnomish armada::::

::::On the ground, artillary shells start hammering into the Gnomish advance, inflicting heavy casualties as the infantry and tanks rush foreward to engage the Gnomes:::::

SAM's open fire again, and the transports dissapear.

the Arrtilary shells are stopped cold by massive shields

Ace Pace wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:awash in the glow of harmless particles the local HAB sub-command center for the sigma-zeta oversector of planet eastchuckafuck prime stand firm. Plasma weapon emplacements now fully charged depoy there firey balls of death. flaming gnomes drop there shovels and hats and run off screeching like impaled pigs.

Gnomish fighters appear, dropping massive charges onto the HAB positions, and eliminating them.

the Gnomes CHEER

My fighters swoop in and blast the fighters before they can bomb the HAB.

as the fighters are blown up, Anti-matter charges activate, eliminating Darksiders Fighters

Ace Pace wrote:

Darksider wrote:


::::: The transports use their hyperdrives to escape the singularity, and then turn around to continue landing more troops as the fleet turns to engage the Gnomish armada::::

::::On the ground, artillary shells start hammering into the Gnomish advance, inflicting heavy casualties as the infantry and tanks rush foreward to engage the Gnomes:::::

SAM's open fire again, and the transports dissapear.

the Arrtilary shells are stopped cold by massive shields

::::: The transports are again saved by their shields and open fire with heavy missles and particle cannons as they continue to land more troops:::

Ace Pace wrote:as the fighters are blown up, Anti-matter charges activate, eliminating Darksiders Fighters

Another wave of fighters is deployed from the fleet, which starts hammering the Gnomish armada with heavy weapons fire, destroying several light vessels.

Darksider wrote:


::::: The transports are again saved by their shields and open fire with heavy missles and particle cannons as they continue to land more troops:::

Shield Disturupters fire, stripping the shields, and missles slam into the transports, destorying them once and for all.

the troops fight vainly, for they are outnumbered 50 to 1

HAB officers initiate phase 2 of operatin sacrificial lamb. thousands of SAM emplacements open fire on gnomish air units lured into attacking vulnerable HAB forces. Twisted and broken, the bombers dance a firey dance downward, impacting the surface.

Ace Pace wrote:

Darksider wrote:


::::: The transports are again saved by their shields and open fire with heavy missles and particle cannons as they continue to land more troops:::

Shield Disturupters fire, stripping the shields, and missles slam into the transports, destorying them once and for all.

the troops fight vainly, for they are outnumbered 50 to 1

Several cruisers turn away from the fleet engagement and bombard the SAM's and shield disruptors from orbit.

Darksider wrote:

Ace Pace wrote:as the fighters are blown up, Anti-matter charges activate, eliminating Darksiders Fighters

Another wave of fighters is deployed from the fleet, which starts hammering the Gnomish armada with heavy weapons fire, destroying several light vessels.

The gnomish armada fires, eliminating many of Darksiders vessels, and as even more tiny fighters appear the tide turns.

Col. Crackpot wrote:HAB officers initiate phase 2 of operatin sacrificial lamb. thousands of SAM emplacements open fire on gnomish air units lured into attacking vulnerable HAB forces. Twisted and broken, the bombers dance a firey dance downward, impacting the surface.

more bombers appear, elimiating the located SAM emplaments.

Ace Pace wrote:

Darksider wrote:

Ace Pace wrote:as the fighters are blown up, Anti-matter charges activate, eliminating Darksiders Fighters

Another wave of fighters is deployed from the fleet, which starts hammering the Gnomish armada with heavy weapons fire, destroying several light vessels.

The gnomish armada fires, eliminating many of Darksiders vessels, and as even more tiny fighters appear the tide turns.

The vessels shields stop most of the incoming fire as my fleet begins to coordinate it's fire on the larger Gnomish vessels, destroying many of them.

Darksider wrote:


Several cruisers turn away from the fleet engagement and bombard the SAM's and shield disruptors from orbit.

bombers appear, midified Ursa bombers, and destroy the cruisers

Ace Pace wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:HAB officers initiate phase 2 of operatin sacrificial lamb. thousands of SAM emplacements open fire on gnomish air units lured into attacking vulnerable HAB forces. Twisted and broken, the bombers dance a firey dance downward, impacting the surface.

more bombers appear, elimiating the located SAM emplaments.

The bombers are engaged by my fighters, who stay far enough away not to get hit with the antimatter charges.

Darksider wrote:

The vessels shields stop most of the incoming fire as my fleet begins to coordinate it's fire on the larger Gnomish vessels, destroying many of them.

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AM missles are launched, and bypass the Darksiders Shields, eleiminating thousands of ships.

Ace Pace wrote:

Darksider wrote:


Several cruisers turn away from the fleet engagement and bombard the SAM's and shield disruptors from orbit.

bombers appear, midified Ursa bombers, and destroy the cruisers

the cruiser's fighters streak out and hold off the bombers long enough for the cruisers to do their job. The SAM's and shield disruptors are nothing but glass.

Darksider wrote:

Ace Pace wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:HAB officers initiate phase 2 of operatin sacrificial lamb. thousands of SAM emplacements open fire on gnomish air units lured into attacking vulnerable HAB forces. Twisted and broken, the bombers dance a firey dance downward, impacting the surface.

more bombers appear, elimiating the located SAM emplaments.

The bombers are engaged by my fighters, who stay far enough away not to get hit with the antimatter charges.

Fighters rain down, as Gnomish fighters appear to cover the bombers. as the bombers drop their loads, HAB discovers a new kind of Porn, GNOMISH PORN.

Ace Pace wrote: AM missles are launched, and bypass the Darksiders Shields, eleiminating thousands of ships.

The hardend hulls of the ships defend against the missiles, as the fleet continues it's attack

(Do you think i've learned nothing from my past battles with the Gnomes???)

Darksider wrote:

Ace Pace wrote:

Darksider wrote:


Several cruisers turn away from the fleet engagement and bombard the SAM's and shield disruptors from orbit.

bombers appear, midified Ursa bombers, and destroy the cruisers

the cruiser's fighters streak out and hold off the bombers long enough for the cruisers to do their job. The SAM's and shield disruptors are nothing but glass.

dozens of new emplanements appear, protected by cloacking shields, and the bombers, cut to peices, kamakazie into the cruisiers, ending the threat

Darksider wrote:

Ace Pace wrote: AM missles are launched, and bypass the Darksiders Shields, eleiminating thousands of ships.

The hardend hulls of the ships defend against the missiles, as the fleet continues it's attack

(Do you think i've learned nothing from my past battles with the Gnomes???)

the hidden charges deep within the missles explode, showering the fleet with small mines, who contain black holes designed for 1 use.

Ace Pace wrote:[
dozens of new emplanements appear, protected by cloacking shields, and the bombers, cut to peices, kamakazie into the cruisiers, ending the threat

several frigates open fire on the Gnomish ground positions, launching a general bombardment which kills thousands of Gnomes.

more gnomish troops land, opening up temporary SAM's which cut down all of Darksiders fighters and bombers in the area.

Ace Pace wrote:

Darksider wrote:

Ace Pace wrote: AM missles are launched, and bypass the Darksiders Shields, eleiminating thousands of ships.

The hardend hulls of the ships defend against the missiles, as the fleet continues it's attack

(Do you think i've learned nothing from my past battles with the Gnomes???)

the hidden charges deep within the missles explode, showering the fleet with small mines, who contain black holes designed for 1 use.

::::: The ships internal anti-singularity defens systems cancel out the black holes, saving the fleet from certain destruction as it continues to hammer the Gnomish armada:::::

the gnomish fleet, regelated tousing unspeakable weapons, begen launching Janeway porn, all who see it, go mad.

as the fleet advances, dozens of enemy Battleships go mad and self destruct.

very well, i didn't want to have to do this, but...

doors open on the surface of Eastchuckafuck prime. spewing forth.....millions upon millions of the Gnomes former allies, The Latern Holding Lawn Jockey! They strike at their porcelen bretheren with beams of pure energy from their lanterns The shocked and demoralized by the betrayal, Gnome forces fall into full retreat. Youth and strength are no match for old age and trechery! bwo-ha-ha-ha

Ace Pace wrote:more gnomish troops land, opening up temporary SAM's which cut down all of Darksiders fighters and bombers in the area.

The second attack wave arrives, deploying new transports and fighters, as well as renforcements for the fleet.