StarDestroyer.Net BBS

There is this guy at the local Best Buy who, for some reason, I just want to headbutt. He's annoying, but so are plenty of people. This guy, though, just seems like the perfect candidate. He's just the right height to get a good forehead-to-face attack in there. Bonus points because I've never, ever seen him without a cup of something presumably hot in his hands, which I'd imagine would end up on him. It'd be awesome.

Also, the urge to randomly start screaming while I'm in a motor vehicle often takes hold. I dislike driving or riding in cars, but it's nothing major, just a little discomfort with the speeds involved. But the idea of just screaming and flailing my arms while I'm driving can occasionally be overwhelming.

Flameblade wrote: You might want to check out Improv Everywhere
That sort of stunt is right up their alley.

Woo, thanks, I'll take a look.

Even though it's tempting for me to reply with my usual 'pie in the face,' thing, well, okay, I've always wanted to declare a pie fight on the campus, but instead of relying on cheap laughs, I feel like picking up a cheap Macbook, wiping the Mac Operating System off it, installing FreeBSD, and then mailing it to Steve Jobs with a note reading "Dear Mr. Jobs, I fixed your computer."

Only problem is I bet it'd probably get intercepted on the way. Grr.