Are there any chicks here

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:38am

But you probably didn't want to know about the boyfriend bit.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:41am

Dump the boyfriend, keep the friend that is a boy.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:44am

But the boyfriend's nicer, more interesting and less annoying than the friend that is a boy.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:51am

Ah well, then the other way around.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 12:53am

It's not as though I haven't tried to get rid of the lackey, though. He just stays around.

If I wanted to keep him, he'd be a minion or a groupie.

David · Post by **David** » 2002-07-22 12:56am

Groupies are cool, no hangups of friendship, and all the sex you want.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 12:57am

M'lady, I would be honored to take this bounty...

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 01:00am

THe way I figure it is this:

There are three types of hangers-on

Groupies are desired, but serve no real purpose.

Lackeys are undesired, but useful.

Minions are desired and useful.

If someone is undesired and serves no real purpose, then they should be disposed of in a humane yet efficient manner.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 01:03am

Assassin mechs are valued for their efficiency...*lightsaber hiss*

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 01:04am

An Assassin mech would definitely be a minion, no doubt about that.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 01:05am

Especially if they had a lightsabre. That's just doubly cool.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 01:08am

M'lady, you honor me. *bows*

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 01:12am

You may rise, sir IG-88E.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 01:14am

*salutes with lightsaber

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 01:15am

Is that thing still on? You should be careful.

You could poke someone's eye out with that thing.

Post by **Kuja** » 2002-07-22 01:20am

...no fear m'lady. I would be foolish not to train with it. *whips lghtsaber through complex, frenzied pattern, ending with it straight up and down. deactivates lightsaber

I am an assassin, M'lady. I am not a fool when in regards to my arsenal.

*Activates the IG-2001, hops aboard* until next time M'lady!

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-22 02:59am

Already, someone trys to latch on the the sole chick here.

Unless you have a soft fussy tail, long floppy ears, and six tits, I could care less about you.

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2002-07-22 03:03am

anarchistbunny wrote:Already, someone trys to latch on the the sole chick here.

Unless you have a soft fussy tail, long floppy ears, and six tits, I could care less about you.

You prefer animals over human women? Dude, that's gross.

Anarchist Bunny · Post by **Anarchist Bunny** » 2002-07-22 03:33am

Well I am a super inteligent, genetically engineered plant-mammal hybrid. It's better than letting a bee fuck around down there to reproduce.

Post by **NecronLord** » 2002-07-22 06:48am

If you do that bleach thing you may want one of these

http://www.rusarm.ru/products/dual/etts11.htm

Though i'd still get someone else to do it

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-07-22 07:27am

I could link us to Sluggy Freelance and get ahold of Riff's "Chick Magnet" for you. But I don't think you would like the results.

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 08:37am

I don't get latched onto easily. I'm rather dense about things like that.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-07-22 08:58am

Lusankya wrote:I don't get latched onto easily. I'm rather dense about things like that.

You're... a... lady? A REAL one?!

Lusankya · Post by **Lusankya** » 2002-07-22 09:02am

Yes. Perhaps I should start my own thread. I seem to be a bit of a novelty here.

Admiral Valdemar · Post by **Admiral Valdemar** » 2002-07-22 09:10am

Lusankya wrote:Yes. Perhaps I should start my own thread. I seem to be a bit of a novelty here.

Ah yes, novelty.

History repeats itself! I come primarily from SB.com (no doubt you heard of it) and only lurk and post a bit at ASVS, but the same thing happens, as soon as one female appears and posts for at least a day straight without going insane, leaving or filing a lawsuit, they flock towards the female like rabid sex hungry chimps.

I always like this effect, at least I know where all the women are (and when they eventually leave too).