Trek Executives Fear For The Fate Of 'Enterprise'

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-25 01:12am

We shall attack at once! STAND BY FOR ATTACK!

Stofsk · Post by **Stofsk** » 2004-01-25 01:29am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Brannon Braga, the Bullshitter wrote:*snip*

Ok, was that statement for real? A "more extreme Kirk"? What the fuck? Is he going to bungee jump from the enterprise and shoot klingons in his sleep or some shit? And Janeway? That bitch hasn't even been born! More borg? You're joking, right? Frank, tell me you're joking with us - he did not say that, right? He couldn't! He wouldn't!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-25 01:30am

Its Bragga. He would.

Burak Gazan · Post by **Burak Gazan** » 2004-01-25 01:41am

You know, if true, this is turning into some sort of horrible disaster you can't avert your gaze from.....

Uraniun235 · Post by **Uraniun235** » 2004-01-25 02:52am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Brannon Braga wrote: Dear Frank,
Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm for Enterprise.
I can answer your questions only in the most general ways, but I will confirm that yes, the Admiral Janeway character will be making an appearance on the show, thanks to the evil Borg, along with a a younger, more extreme, James T. Kirk.
This franchise is in great shape, despite rumors on the internet to the contrary.
Rick and I are handling the leadership challenges quite well, there are no current plans for a change there.
While we have our detractors, our new fans of the show more than make up for anything negative we hear from older, less open minds.
Once again, I thank you for your enthusiasm,
Brannon Braga

*collapses into a quivering heap, clutching at his head while screaming ever so loud*

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-25 03:03am

We must launch a preemptive strike. Quick, someone carpet-bomb Paramount!

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-25 11:21am

I'm assuming that the Admiral Janeway they mean will be the time traveling version that bought it in Voyager's last episode while also making it so she never comes to be.

How can there be a younger version of James Kirk? Isn't Enterprise too far removed from TOS for Kirk to be around? He was supposed to only be in his 30s in TOS IIRC.

Post by **Ghost Rider** » 2004-01-25 11:40am

Frank Hipper wrote:
Brannon Braga wrote: Dear Frank,
Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm for Enterprise.
I can answer your questions only in the most general ways, but I will confirm that yes, the Admiral Janeway character will be making an appearance on the show, thanks to the evil Borg, along with a a younger, more extreme, James T. Kirk.
This franchise is in great shape, despite rumors on the internet to the contrary.
Rick and I are handling the leadership challenges quite well, there are no current plans for a change there.
While we have our detractors, our new fans of the show more than make up for anything negative we hear from older, less open minds.
Once again, I thank you for your enthusiasm,
Brannon Braga

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And just when I didn't think they could do worse.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-25 11:56am

Ghost Rider wrote: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And just when I didn't think they could do worse.

What they don't tell you is that by "extreme" they not only mean is he X-Games extreme (just look at that Kirk-fu) but that he's "sexually extreme", ie he's gay. He's going to be treated poorly by the Klingon he's in love with and because of that he's going to go straight (and start his hatred of Klingons). After being made to hate all "men" and going straight the first "woman he runs into will be the time traveling Admiral Janeway. She's going confuse him more (is she really a she?) and end up making him hate all women so from then on he will be subconsciously motivated to bang and knock up as many females as he can.

This way Braga can do the fans a service and explain where the TOS Captain Kirk is coming from.

So what do you think? Am I ready to add my initial to the end of B&B. I could be hated the world over.

SirNitram · Post by **SirNitram** » 2004-01-25 01:29pm

This confirms it. B&B aren't stupid, they just hate Star Trek fans.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-25 01:33pm

Ghost Rider wrote:
Frank Hipper wrote:
Brannon Braga wrote: Dear Frank,
Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm for Enterprise.
I can answer your questions only in the most general ways, but I will confirm that yes, the Admiral Janeway character will be making an appearance on the show, thanks to the evil Borg, along with a a younger, more extreme, James T. Kirk.
This franchise is in great shape, despite rumors on the internet to the contrary.
Rick and I are handling the leadership challenges quite well, there are no current plans for a change there.
While we have our detractors, our new fans of the show more than make up for anything negative we hear from older, less open minds.
Once again, I thank you for your enthusiasm,
Brannon Braga

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And just when I didn't think they could do worse.

Tell me you just made that up... please? Why do these people do this? Why does every star trek show have to link in with the others? Why? Arghhh!

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-25 01:55pm

Ghost Rider wrote:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

And just when I didn't think they could do worse.

Are you a sadist, or a masochist, or both?

RedImperator · Post by **RedImperator** » 2004-01-25 02:08pm

Methinks Mr. Hipper is pulling our legs. No way Braga reveals that sort of information in an e-mail to a fan.

Notice how I don't say, "No way Braga actually does that." I just don't think he'd tell Frank about it.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-01-25 02:12pm

RedImperator wrote:Methinks Mr. Hipper is pulling our legs. No way Braga reveals that sort of information in an e-mail to a fan.

Notice how I don't say, "No way Braga actually does that." I just don't think he'd tell Frank about it.

Well, he might reveal it if he thinks those are only the minor elements of what he has planned to make Enterprise bigger and better than all Trek ever made.

Bill Door · Post by **Bill Door** » 2004-01-25 02:14pm

Tsyroc wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Methinks Mr. Hipper is pulling our legs. No way Braga reveals that sort of information in an e-mail to a fan.

Notice how I don't say, "No way Braga actually does that." I just don't think he'd tell Frank about it.
Well, he might reveal it if he thinks those are only the minor elements of what he has planned to make Enterprise bigger and better than all Trek ever made.

HOLY SHIT!

...oops... capslock accident

The Aliens · Post by **The Aliens** » 2004-01-25 03:39pm

If Janeway comes on, that will be the absolute end of the franchise. I refuse to believe that e-mail is real, because it would be the most abysmally horrid turd of a story ever conceived, and my TV may actually explode rather than play it.

Sharp-kun · Post by **Sharp-kun** » 2004-01-25 05:58pm

Frank Hipper wrote:
Brannon Braga wrote: Dear Frank,
Thank you for your continued support and enthusiasm for Enterprise.
I can answer your questions only in the most general ways, but I will confirm that yes, the Admiral Janeway character will be making an appearance on the show, thanks to the evil Borg, along with a a younger, more extreme, James T. Kirk.
This franchise is in great shape, despite rumors on the internet to the contrary.
Rick and I are handling the leadership challenges quite well, there are no current plans for a change there.
While we have our detractors, our new fans of the show more than make up for anything negative we hear from older, less open minds.
Once again, I thank you for your enthusiasm,
Brannon Braga

Is that real?

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-01-26 12:17am

RedImperator wrote:Methinks Mr. Hipper is pulling our legs.

Who? Me?

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2004-01-26 12:18am

And Frank Hipper's sadistic streak becomes even more apparent.

Rogue 9 · Post by **Rogue 9** » 2004-01-26 12:21am

*Draws lightsaber.* *Snap-hiss* All right you.

El Moose Monstero · Post by **El Moose Monstero** » 2004-01-26 12:29am

Frank Hipper wrote:
RedImperator wrote:Methinks Mr. Hipper is pulling our legs.
Who? Me?

You sir, are a Git...

EDIT: And we're idiots, but there you go.

Frank Hipper · Post by **Frank Hipper** » 2004-01-26 12:30am

C'mon guys! I had the idea for that months ago, and just had to wait for an appropriate thread!
It's just believeable enough to send you to the toilet in horror, but unrealistic enough that when you think about it for a minute....

It wasn't entirely out of vanity that I chose my custom title, you know.

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Trek Executives Fear For The Fate Of 'Enterprise'

Enterprise be put down?