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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Don't make me use MC Hammer. When MC Hammer comes to town, it's all over.
Too bad he can't even afford bus fare to town these days.

Propoganda perhaps, but has Propoganda ever been so delicious? Especially with new Sour Cream N Onion Soylent Gnome not even the GLO can resist!
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Darth Fanboy wrote:Too bad he can't even afford bus fare to town these days.
Listen not to the naysayers Hammer! You're makin' a come-back baby, you'll see. It'll big news, all over the papers and this new-fangled internet. You're gonna be a star Hammer-baby! You just wait and see.
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Becuse in a poll of Internet fanboys, Zaia finished third behind popular Anime characters Faye Valentine and Tifa Lockheart as "Oh my god boobies" girl of July 2003. Oddly enough Kate Mulgrew finished fourth in the voting, though I suspect foul play from Stravo.

No boobies were harmed in the making of this cartoon, several boobies were seen but only because I paused partially through to view some pornography. DF and the How to Make a Million Dollars series does not advocate the secret filming of women showering for profitable gain, just get the film, keep it to yourself, and enjoy it without fear of legal reprocussion.

Zaia's butt is featured Courtesy of "Zaia's Butt Entertainment" a not for profit organization dedicated to maintaining firm buttocks.
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Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Blech. Make it Nacho Cheese: Then we'll talk.
consider it done, as well as a cool zesty ranch!
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*a Bump8 for all you true believers out there who may not realize that we're up to 8 Episodes.
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Damn straight you would make a billion dollars with that! Er, I mean... uh... shit...
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The name has been withheld to protect the ignorant

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Great, I love Mr. Stabby.
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They are funny because they are true. :D
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Ja is true!
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More, I say! More!
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:lol: :lol: :lol: That's pure genius.
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He should really switch to GIF over JPG....
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MKSheppard wrote:He should really switch to GIF over JPG....
You make a good point, but really these jpgs aren't very big at all so i'm not too worried about it.
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How to Be a millionaire will be retired after ten spidoes, but a new series will rise to take its place. Tankyew.
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Awww. :(
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Mitth-raw-nuruodo wrote:Great, I love Mr. Stabby.
Where is the consideration?! I gave you guys my knife to use, and I don't get any mention...hmph...

Death to d4 gnomes.

And can I be part of the League of Extraordinary Gnome-Hunters? I've killed enough in my time.
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Had I been around to see this when it was started, I'm sure I could have been featured in one of these as 'Let Cyran go on a stabbing spree for cash' or something like that.
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Darth Fanboy wrote:How to Be a millionaire will be retired after ten spidoes, but a new series will rise to take its place. Tankyew.
Awww... Those were funny. But I'm sure the next series will be just as good.
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Captain_Cyran wrote: And can I be part of the League of Extraordinary Gnome-Hunters? I've killed enough in my time.[/i]
Sure. Its not Sig-able, but its fun slaying gnomes!
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Darth Fanboy wrote:
Captain_Cyran wrote: And can I be part of the League of Extraordinary Gnome-Hunters? I've killed enough in my time.[/i]
Sure. Its not Sig-able, but its fun slaying gnomes!
I've been doing it for a long enough time, I might as well join a group dedicated to it. :twisted: :D
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