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Batman wrote: 2024-10-13 10:23pm Well unless I were to do the sensible thing and pay whoever is the currently alive Flash the couple dozen million or so they'll ask for the 45 seconds or so of their time It'll take the to end all crime in Gotham once a month or thereabouts.

Okay, you've got me there. Probably less than once a month. Point conceded. Barry'd probably do it for a sandwich at some points in his life.

...it'd probably be throwaway dialogue: "So yeah, I gave Jay a BLT to clean house today, so we've got at least two minutes alone, Selena. And you know what I can do in two minutes..."

"Oh, I know what takes you two minutes, Bruce. Not much, but I keep showing up because you're kind of charming."

Actually, the constantly hungry one is 'Wally'. And as I've told people before, It's Selina!

Batman wrote: 2024-10-13 10:56pm Actually, the constantly hungry one is 'Wally'. And as I've told people before, It's Selina!

Batman, you are way better at the comic book stuff than I am, and among my crowd I am considered the comic book guy. You thoroughly and unquestionably are better than I am at that.

Raw Shark wrote: 2024-10-12 10:44pm

Solauren wrote: 2024-06-01 08:17am I'd personally the shit stay off the forums.

The hell you say. I feel like I know you well enough that we've had a beer every Sunday for the last ten years, you Canadian.

Too bad I don't drink beer, unfortunately.

However, kick back and play D&D, I could do.

Solauren wrote: 2024-10-15 06:41pm
Too bad I don't drink beer, unfortunately.

However, kick back and play D&D, I could do.

I encountered a Canadian at my job today! Had to fuck with him a little bit. He was charmingly naive about how things work here. I explained that he ought to watch his back around these parts, with a little menacing eye-flare because he seemed a little too trusting for Soviet Massholistan and I just don't want the poor kid to get hurt. And because it was funny.

(For our distant audience: Canada and Massholistan are actually quite close to each other. An easy drive. We show up in each other's yards on the regular. But we're different enough for comedy)

Hello, friends! How are you?

Hando wrote: 2025-01-02 06:57am Hello, friends! How are you?

I notice that you chose the username "Hando." The fuck's that about? You like giving handjobs? Nothing wrong with that, I like giving handjobs. Just asking because I'm a fucking asshole as you will probably notice.

Kidding, kidding. Welcome to our small, weird community, my guy.

Hando never came back.

bobalot wrote: 2025-10-13 07:04am Hando never came back.

This is why we don't let RawShark be the first person to great people.

LadyTevar wrote: 2025-10-13 12:04pm

bobalot wrote: 2025-10-13 07:04am Hando never came back.

This is why we don't let RawShark be the first person to great people.

We don't? This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Should I start going with the more traditional, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?" *

* - Curious prophecy fail for an esteemed Jedi Master on Obi-Wan's part, here; Luke is literally standing in Rape/Murder Slug's Pleasure Dome 1.75 movies later...

Raw Shark wrote: 2025-10-14 12:26am

LadyTevar wrote: 2025-10-13 12:04pm

bobalot wrote: 2025-10-13 07:04am Hando never came back.

This is why we don't let RawShark be the first person to great people.

We don't? This is the first time I'm hearing about this. Should I start going with the more traditional, "You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy?" *

* - Curious prophecy fail for an esteemed Jedi Master on Obi-Wan's part, here; Luke is literally standing in Rape/Murder Slug's Pleasure Dome 1.75 movies later...

Greeted by this guy every time.

bobalot wrote: 2025-10-15 07:12am Greeted by this guy every time.

Dude's a mechanic. Honest job. Works with his hands.