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It's because some people have such a big obsession that they want anything they can get.

Why do you think paparazzi have jobs?

Stormbringer wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote:

I am hoping it's not

Why so?

Because it's so completely and utterly classless. Very very unsexy.

I agree. I rather a woman with a lil bit of class.

[Lecher]She's got nice cleavage... in the back... [/Lecher]

Seriously, I agree with AP. Girls don't scratch their asses. Only guys do that.

ArmorPierce wrote:

Stormbringer wrote:

Cpt_Frank wrote: Why so?

Because it's so completely and utterly classless. Very very unsexy.

I agree. I rather a woman with a lil bit of class.

Personally I don't care if a broad sratches their ass, if you got an itch sratch it!! I don't know, I just don't like prissy broads, they annoy me. As for Nat sratching, I'll say there could have been more inconspicuous ways to scratch her ass w/o being that obvious. But I do pity her for being caught that way.

She's high on crack in that 4th pic, if you know what I mean.

And my ass doesnt' itch. It's my balls that itch. You can't scratch them without looking like you're masterbating.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:She's high on crack in that 4th pic, if you know what I mean.

And my ass doesnt' itch. It's my balls that itch. You can't scratch them without looking like you're masterbating.

Oh I know ways you can sratch anything without looking Obvious. I got away with it in classes in High school, among other things. Seriously.

As for the High on crack bit, WHAT!?!?

Personally This one kills me, esp if you know the story behind it.

What's with the line in the first pic?

THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:Personally This one kills me, esp if you know the story behind it.

Well, what is the story behind it? It's not like the dog's looking down her shirt or something. If the dog was, I wouldn't mind being the dog.

Neither would I...

"Fluffy, stop licking there! Oooh, Fluffy, what are you do-ooh-ing?"

Yeah, she could have hid the fact she was scratching her hand by looking like she was rubbing her hands or something.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, what is the story behind it?

The guy was watching her from the bushes for like twenty minutes, snapping pictures before he walked over and said hi. Made her a little nervous.

IG-88E wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, what is the story behind it?

The guy was watching her from the bushes for like twenty minutes, snapping pictures before he walked over and said hi. Made her a little nervous.

It wasn't one of you now, was it?

*coughcough* Nope.

IG-88E wrote:*coughcough* Nope.

Hmph. I see. Wonder what happened to the guy? Maybe it was like aerius and Chantal Kreviazuk.

IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

IG-88E wrote:

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Well, what is the story behind it?

The guy was watching her from the bushes for like twenty minutes, snapping pictures before he walked over and said hi. Made her a little nervous.

I guess it wasn't all the big a story. That's how we get every embarrasing celeberty photo.

IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...

It's the glasses. Chicks dig the glasses.

neoolong wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...

It's the glasses. Chicks dig the glasses.

Hey, I have glasses and the chicks avoid me like a fundie.

Must be because of my sandpaper personality.

Or your Bioweapon breath...

neoolong wrote:

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

IG-88E wrote:IIRC, her reaction was something like "Um, hi...can you leave me alone?"

Too bad. If only we all had aerius' luck...

It's the glasses. Chicks dig the glasses.

It's all about the colour co-ordination. If you look at the Chantal photos you'll notice that we're both wearing black tops (she put a jacket on later), and we both have black hair. Chicks dig that, and my glasses and harmless looks help too.

aerius wrote:
It's all about the colour co-ordination. If you look at the Chantal photos you'll notice that we're both wearing black tops (she put a jacket on later), and we both have black hair. Chicks dig that, and my glasses and harmless looks help too.

Hmmm... harmless looks... Nope, can't do that. I look like a pedophile.

Well, when you've got an itch, you've got an itch. And those pants would look good...on my bedroom floor.

IG-88E wrote:Or your Bioweapon breath...

Thanks a lot Iggy... I am so touched by your kindness and sensitivity.

(Asshole.)