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Posted: **2004-05-03 03:27am**

Rather frequently these days, suppose it's my own fault for challenging on the issue, but if I'm not getting banana skin thrown at me or water poured on me, I'm generally locked in mortal combat to seize control of a spoon or to reclaim my seat on a sofa.

Posted: **2004-05-03 04:35am**

aerius wrote:Hi, my name is aerius and I have a problem. I get molested by cute chicks. They spank me and grab my ass, and they also put lipstick on me. Just the other day they even ganged up on me and they beat me up and dressed me in women's clothing. It was horrible, I still have PTSD from that incident. Anyways, I'm just wondering, do chicks molest you guys or is it just me?

Yes. And some try to rape me. o.O

Posted: **2004-05-03 05:40am**

I haven't been molested by cute chicks.... yet.

Posted: **2004-05-03 06:04am**

Females don't molest me enough.

Posted: **2004-05-03 06:33am**

Yes. One molested me in her car on Sunday morning. I feel so used.

Posted: **2004-05-03 07:38am**

happens all the time. The most was four women last friday. But that's okay, I'm used to this now.

Posted: **2004-05-03 07:40am**

No where nearly enough. I did have to fight off a woman on Friday night. Damn my policy of not hooking up with engaged/married women.

Posted: **2004-05-03 07:50am**

yes, all the time.

I don't complain, im single :d

Posted: **2004-05-03 08:04am**

Nope. And it sucks.

Posted: **2004-05-03 08:30am**

LP, maybe it'd happen more often if you chnaged your policy to asking after the molestation.

And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.

Posted: **2004-05-03 08:32am**

InnerBrat wrote:And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.

why aren't there any nymphos here?

Posted: **2004-05-03 08:44am**

InnerBrat wrote:LP, maybe it'd happen more often if you chnaged your policy to asking after the molestation.

And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.

It was a girl i knew. Who'd have thought she got frisky after about a pint of vodka and red bull.

Posted: **2004-05-03 08:53am**

Lord Pounder wrote:It was a girl i knew. Who'd have thought she got frisky after about a pint of vodka and red bull.

Everyone gets frisky after a pint of vodka.

I don't drink Red Bull, myself, but I've seen people get frisky on that, too.

Posted: **2004-05-03 08:57am**

His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.
why aren't there any nymphos here?

Nymphos = obsessed with females. If there were, it wouldn't help you.

Posted: **2004-05-03 09:04am**

Rogue 9 wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.
why aren't there any nymphos here?
Nymphos = obsessed with females. If there were, it wouldn't help you.

Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.

Posted: **2004-05-03 09:08am**

His Divine Shadow wrote: Really? I thought it meant sex obsessed in general.

Yeah you're right.

Posted: **2004-05-03 09:13am**

I get nothing.

Posted: **2004-05-03 10:35am**

The Kernel wrote:I wasn't saying you should physically assault them, I meant that you need to assert yourself as the dominant personality when women are around.

Yeah...I haven't quite figured out how to do that yet. At least not with my GF & the rest of the swimmer chicks.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:For some reason, females crawl all over me, some do terrible things.

I think it is because they trust me and know I dont actually like it

That I think is the other part of it, the chicks trust me and know that I'm a nice guy & everything. So what do they do? They molest me. Personally I don't mind it and it's pretty fun, grab-ass is a fun game and I'm hoping to play boob-poke soon.

Posted: **2004-05-03 10:40am**

Not molested per se, but I do end up getting poked alot, whatever that counts as.

Posted: **2004-05-03 10:57am**

Does it count if i've had chicks come up and ask to bite me before? and i mean literally bite me.

Posted: **2004-05-03 11:01am**

Rogue 9 wrote:
His Divine Shadow wrote:
InnerBrat wrote:And yes, all the goddamned time. My girlies are insatiable nymphos.
why aren't there any nymphos here?
Nymphos = obsessed with females. If there were, it wouldn't help you.

Uh, no. nymphomaniac = female obsessed with sex.

I'm assuming, HDS, you meant 'here' to be your location. I can assure you there are nymphos on SDNet

Posted: **2004-05-03 11:24am**

InnerBrat wrote: Uh, no. nymphomaniac = female obsessed with sex.

I'm assuming, HDS, you meant 'here' to be your location. I can assure you there are nymphos on SDNet

As a public service for those nymphos sd.net should find out if there are any people suffering from satyriasis or priapism on the board.

I'm sure we'll hear plenty of claims but I think the nymphos deserve proof.

Posted: **2004-05-03 11:31am**

aerius wrote: Well, unless I start popping steroids or PCPs I'm not going to be able kick their asses. I guess this means I'll be molested by chicks for the rest of my life.

I could think of a helluva lot worse things than that.

Posted: **2004-05-03 11:36am**

The last time I got molested by a chick was when I was felt up and then had my ass patted by a woman who is close to the same age as my grandmother.

Start picturing Stifler in American Wedding

Posted: **2004-05-03 11:39am**

Luckily I get avoided my girls.
And those I know are aware of the fact that I would kill them if they did something funny...

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