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The audience was crying out... and anyway, I live to joke. Like my entry for Hit-Man's Hentai contest.Ted wrote:You really need help Pablo, pray that Shep gives you some.
Just btw a real lemon would include more descriptions of cum.Erm. Pablo, no offense, but that was just another example of why lemons usually suck so bad. Someone might have actually been trying to write something like that.
Dear God what is that thing!?www.shabbyblue.net you little hentai
HOLY FUCKING MONUMENTAL TURDS OF SATURN!!!!!! THAT WAS ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!!!!Standard Lemon Fare
Troi was sitting in her quarters and masturbating, but it wasn't working out for her.
"Oh god I need to get fucked," she thought, "but Picard is ugly and Riker is gay!"
Just then, Data kicked in her door, clad only in leather chaps and a black cowboy hat.
"Please state the nature of your sexual emergency," he said.
"I need sex," Troi replied.
"I am... fully functional... bay-bee!" Data responded. He then began to moonwalk around Troi's quarters.
"How functional, Data?" Troi asked, really starting to get worked up.
The bot started to say, "I am equipped with a forty centimet--"
"WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE?" Captain Picard yelled as he stormed into the room, followed by a half-dozen security troopers, including Worf.
"Just a bit of harmless sex, Captain," Data replied.
"Oh. Nothing wrong with that, right men? Go to Silver Alert!" Picard ordered.
At this, the lights dimmed, and a disco ball descended from a recessed hole in the ceiling. Data adjusted his positronic processer, and he began to emit a compendium of popular porno tracks.
"BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!" his speakers boomed.
As semi-naked women stormed into the room, the entire crew began to boogie down... and down... and down...
!!BOW-BOW-CHICKA-CHICKA-BOW-BOW!!
No. I was just making a point... that 90% of all pornographic fanfiction sucks, 5% is passable, and 5% has not and will never be released.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE!!!!
Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?Darth Wong wrote:Just a suggestion
You are a sick, sick person, and you need to be medicated.Crazy Ivan wrote:Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?
Thank you!Darth Wong wrote:You are a sick, sick person, and you need to be medicated.Crazy Ivan wrote:Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?
MY EYES MY EYES!!!!!Crazy Ivan wrote:Sure, how about a threesome between Jar-Jar Binks, Kirk and Thrawn?Darth Wong wrote:Just a suggestion
JAR-JAR: Mesa horny!
KIRK: Damn! You ripped my skirt! Where's my whip?
<CRACK>
JAR-JAR: Ouch! Yousa crazy!
<CRACK>
THRAWN: Oh, that was so artisticlly done.
~Cpt_FrankThree on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.Stravo wrote:Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
Stop reading my outlines Ted, you're ruining it for everyone!Ted wrote:You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.Stravo wrote:Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
Stravo wrote:Stop reading my outlines Ted, you're ruining it for everyone!Ted wrote:You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.Stravo wrote: Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.
I'd say it is mildly amusing?
How 'bout adding Admiral Janeway to that?Ted wrote:You'd probably do first Luke and Mara, then Luke, Mara, Leia, then have Leia and Kirk, then Leia, Mara, Kirk, with Mara acting under cover to kill Kirk or something.Stravo wrote:Three on one...if you're GAY you might like that but I prefer a Kirk+Mara+Leia+Uhura combo - that way we get a little interracial action added as well and if we really wanna get funky we add in a little interspecies action with T'Pol brought through a time warp to act as a fluffer for Kirk.Cpt_Frank wrote:Hey Stravo what about Kirk+Thrawn+Luke+Leia?
