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He is writing the script.Cyril wrote:I would so want to direct an Ender's Game movie; Card would write the script. Nothing more.
Unfortunately, THAT is not true. He's been to Califorinia several times lately.Cyril wrote:Right, that's how I would do it. He would be barred from doing ANYTHING else, though. I don't want to talk to him.
Hell no. He's turned into a hack. the first few novels were good but the quality has gone down, way down. Red Rabbit was unreable, pure flag waving jingoism. I don't want to see that in the Star Wars universe. Not Ever.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Tom Clancy
Here, here.Stormbringer wrote:Hell no. He's turned into a hack. the first few novels were good but the quality has gone down, way down. Red Rabbit was unreable, pure flag waving jingoism. I don't want to see that in the Star Wars universe. Not Ever.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Tom Clancy
And here we have another asshole writer.Eleas wrote:Here, here.Stormbringer wrote:Hell no. He's turned into a hack. the first few novels were good but the quality has gone down, way down. Red Rabbit was unreable, pure flag waving jingoism. I don't want to see that in the Star Wars universe. Not Ever.Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:Tom Clancy
You know who I'd want to write a book?Kelly Antilles wrote: And here we have another asshole writer.
Clancy would turn the whole book into one big military assault where he'd have to explain every little detail, which he couldn't because he knows nothing about the SW universe, I'm sure. Clancy is too wordy.
Bah. Great concepts, but dry storytelling.SolidSnake wrote:I'd have to go with Asimov. Maybe this man could fix Star Trek if he was still alive. If no one could do it, he could!!!!!!!!
Hell yeah. Chuck's the man. Plus, he does know how to "crack open a cold one"...Stormbringer wrote:Chuck Sonnenburg.
Probably the best fanfic author I've read. His Worlds Without End saga is probably the best piece of versus fiction ever. He has an excellent grasp of the characters and knows how to write. I think he'd make a great Star Wars author.
I still think the circumstances under which that came out are some of the oddest imaginable for what he posted.Anyway instead of just writing a SW novel I think Chuck ought to publish a book title "The Gospel According to Chuck" just for kicks, and our amusement.Eleas wrote:Hell yeah. Chuck's the man. Plus, he does know how to "crack open a cold one"...Stormbringer wrote:Chuck Sonnenburg.
Probably the best fanfic author I've read. His Worlds Without End saga is probably the best piece of versus fiction ever. He has an excellent grasp of the characters and knows how to write. I think he'd make a great Star Wars author.
You know just as well as I do that, while amusing, the act of doing so would rupture the printing industry together with all religious institutions, while its potent irreverence would spark a Jihad that would destroy the world.CmdrWilkens wrote:I still think the circumstances under which that came out are some of the oddest imaginable for what he posted.Anyway instead of just writing a SW novel I think Chuck ought to publish a book title "The Gospel According to Chuck" just for kicks, and our amusement.Eleas wrote:Hell yeah. Chuck's the man. Plus, he does know how to "crack open a cold one"...Stormbringer wrote:Chuck Sonnenburg.
Probably the best fanfic author I've read. His Worlds Without End saga is probably the best piece of versus fiction ever. He has an excellent grasp of the characters and knows how to write. I think he'd make a great Star Wars author.
Who's to say he couldn't do both? Star Wars and the Crusade/Jihad inspiring tome.CmdrWilkens wrote:I still think the circumstances under which that came out are some of the oddest imaginable for what he posted.Anyway instead of just writing a SW novel I think Chuck ought to publish a book title "The Gospel According to Chuck" just for kicks, and our amusement.Eleas wrote:Hell yeah. Chuck's the man. Plus, he does know how to "crack open a cold one"...Stormbringer wrote:Chuck Sonnenburg.
Probably the best fanfic author I've read. His Worlds Without End saga is probably the best piece of versus fiction ever. He has an excellent grasp of the characters and knows how to write. I think he'd make a great Star Wars author.
Allow me...Stormbringer wrote: And what's this "crack open a cold one" business? Sounds like there is a rather interesting story behind that one.
Chuck, Lord of the Dance wrote:
From: "Chuck"
Subject: Don't mind this
Date: 25 Aug 2000 00:00:00 GMT
Newsgroups: alt.startrek.vs.starwars
My server seems to be acting up lately; not giving me all the posts, and it
looks like it might not be sending them out, so I'm just trying this out.
So you can ignore this.
Ah, so you're not ignoring this. Shame shame. Now is your last chance; if
you do not leave now I will say the most disgusting thing I can think of.
Okay, it cannot be said that I do not warn. Very well. I think the
investment in the future should be a chain of brothels specializing in
necrophilia (that's sex with the dead, if you don't know). The reason being
that it's far easier than having to dig them up yourself, so you'll get
almost 100% of the market. Also, you don't have to pay the employees,
although you do have to empty them out now and then, which is probably gross
I'll be the first to admit. Anyway, I believe it is the market of the
twenty-first century. I even have a slogan: "Crack open a cold one."
Don't you wish you would have just not read this?
--
Chuck
Speaking of which, why the hell hasnt he updated Sci-Fi Debris? I want part three of the Arr Chronicals! He's not dead, is he?CmdrWilkens wrote:I still think the circumstances under which that came out are some of the oddest imaginable for what he posted.Anyway instead of just writing a SW novel I think Chuck ought to publish a book title "The Gospel According to Chuck" just for kicks, and our amusement.Eleas wrote:Hell yeah. Chuck's the man. Plus, he does know how to "crack open a cold one"...Stormbringer wrote:Chuck Sonnenburg.
Probably the best fanfic author I've read. His Worlds Without End saga is probably the best piece of versus fiction ever. He has an excellent grasp of the characters and knows how to write. I think he'd make a great Star Wars author.
Not that fucked up.spongyblue wrote:Dr. Suess