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I clicked this thread because I thought there was an off in the title. *shudder*

In a normal environment... I wuld call BS... but here... as stormy said... SD.net is freak central...

Ah yes... once again I am reminded why I view this board VERY carefully when my mother is in the room...

Darth Yoshi wrote:The most important thing is to make sure you don't get horny. Morning erections are going to be a problem, though.

Reminds me of the following joke.

A travelling salesman was fucking a farmer's daughter when the farmer caught him in the act. He shot the salesman in the groin with a shotgun and peforated his penis good. The salesman goes off screaming in pain and drives himself to a doctor. The doctor takes one look at his holed pecker and says "I'm sorry sir, there's nothing I can do about it". The salesman goes "I'm rich, I have lots of money, I can pay you anything!". The doc says "well, I know this guy that might be able to help you...", the salesman asks "is he a specialist?" The doc says "no, not really. He plays the flute so he'll teach you how to hold your penis so you piss all over yourself".

I kept laughing all the way through the thread. Does this make me a bad person?

HemlockGrey wrote:I kept laughing all the way through the thread. Does this make me a bad person?

No. To quote the great Homer Simpson: "It's funny because I don't know 'em."

HemlockGrey wrote:I kept laughing all the way through the thread. Does this make me a bad person?

Nah, turnaround is fair play. Afterall, I do remember how much we laughed after your kitty incident.

HemlockGrey wrote:I kept laughing all the way through the thread. Does this make me a bad person?

Then we're bad people...sorry for the accident but there's just something about it all.

See? Don't eat naked is the moral of the tale.

This has got to be enshrined in the hallowed FUQ.

aerius wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:I kept laughing all the way through the thread. Does this make me a bad person?

Nah, turnaround is fair play. Afterall, I do remember how much we laughed after your kitty incident.

What kitty incident? Link, if you have one.

Oh, nevermind, found it. HA HA!

I dumped a bit of peroxide on it
You gotta love that fizz

Durran Korr wrote:

aerius wrote:

HemlockGrey wrote:I kept laughing all the way through the thread. Does this make me a bad person?

Nah, turnaround is fair play. Afterall, I do remember how much we laughed after your kitty incident.

What kitty incident? Link, if you have one.

Probably buried...but Hemlock's is basically he comes out of shower...his kitty attacks his nutsack and when hangs on for dear life...claws and all as he tries to get it off.

Very funny.

LOL

Remember... no porn until the wound heals.

Ouch. And weren't there 2 kitty incidents, with someone else besides Hemlock?

Yup, Einy almost got his dick chomped off by a cat...

I had to dip it in a cup of peroxide. If I just dump it on, the stuff trickles off too fast to make a difference.

Ghost Rider wrote:

Durran Korr wrote:

aerius wrote: Nah, turnaround is fair play. Afterall, I do remember how much we laughed after your kitty incident.

What kitty incident? Link, if you have one.

Probably buried...but Hemlock's is basically he comes out of shower...his kitty attacks his nutsack and when hangs on for dear life...claws and all as he tries to get it off.

Very funny.

Ths is why I dont have cats... though I will hope that my Monitor lizard never escapes and catches me in the bathroom...

Hamel wrote:I had to dip it in a cup of peroxide. If I just dump it on, the stuff trickles off too fast to make a difference.

Which reminds me of yet another joke....

After hours of energetic sex with a blond, the guy goes to the kitchen to make a snack. His dick is all sore so he looks for something to help ease the pain, but finds nothing useful. So he pours himself a cold glass of milk and thinks "what the hell", and sticks his dick in it to cool it off and make it feel better. Right then the blond walks in on him and goes "OMG! So that's how you refill those things!".

Hamel wrote:I dumped a bit of peroxide on it
You gotta love that fizz

Peroxide is a devil chemical. I've had a lot of bad experiences with the stuff...

Durran Korr wrote:

Hamel wrote:I dumped a bit of peroxide on it
You gotta love that fizz

Peroxide is a devil chemical. I've had a lot of bad experiences with the stuff...

It hurt like hell when I was a kid, but now I just feel a very minor sting

And the fizz is addicting. When I cut my hand a week ago I poured it on over and over again just to see it fizz up

Low-concentration peroxide isn't too bad, but the high concentration stuff will damn near burn your hand off (which I learned the hard way).

Hydrogen Peroxide was used as an oxidizer for rocket fuel, just thought I should let you know that....

Call detox Hamel is addicted to peroxide.

Durran Korr wrote:Low-concentration peroxide isn't too bad, but the high concentration stuff will damn near burn your hand off (which I learned the hard way).

Details please

aerius wrote: Which reminds me of yet another joke....

After hours of energetic sex with a blond, the guy goes to the kitchen to make a snack. His dick is all sore so he looks for something to help ease the pain, but finds nothing useful. So he pours himself a cold glass of milk and thinks "what the hell", and sticks his dick in it to cool it off and make it feel better. Right then the blond walks in on him and goes "OMG! So that's how you refill those things!".

And that, reminds me of this.