Posted: 2003-05-21 11:06pm
No. Merely bowing in subservience shall suffice.neoolong wrote:So should we call you ugly?
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[TGOD - Part 2] Beware The Gnomes...
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Posted: 2003-05-21 11:12pm
THey will have to bow mighty low to compensate for out short stature.... 
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:12pm
Welcome Mr. Mitth'raw'nuruodo, Grand Admiral of the Gnomish Hordes! You will be asssigned to the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Super Star DestroyerWongiteimmediately. So fear us as we grow with each passing moment; cow before us mortals, or suffer our tiny, vengeful, Gnomey wrath.
"There will be no one to stop us this time."
I only sell Gnomes to one BM; sorry Nitram, your left in the dust.
HAIL GNOMAGE!
*gridfires Giguerre*Darth Fanboy wrote:*snip foolishness!*
"There will be no one to stop us this time."
Hadoken? Pshhhh *hadoken is transformed into a rice cake as it passes through the R/UR field*SirNitram wrote:*snip foolishness*
I only sell Gnomes to one BM; sorry Nitram, your left in the dust.
Should I bite your legs off?neoolong wrote:So should we call you ugly?
HAIL GNOMAGE!
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:15pm
The WA - 802 GNome ERadication Device was designed specifically for Halo ground operations. The gnomes penchant for removing dropped ordinance has made the Marines work a great deal more difficult. This is especially true in the realm of vehicle "re-deployment." While the GNERD's physical anti-gnome performance is exemplary, one should not underestimate the psychological effect on a given gnome population. Quite frankly, it scares the shit out of them.
Crew: 1
Weight: 38 tons
Armament: 4 ton pneumatic impact hammer x1
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:18pm
*the Thug-Class Anti-Culture Star DestroyerGnomania's Pridegridfires the puny vehicle*DPDarkPrimus wrote:*snip irrational dillusions of defeating the Gnomish Hordes*
Anyways, thats hardly big enough to catch us Gnomes. We're a tricky bunch we are.
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:18pm
*the Wongite comes into view and blasts all "GNERDS" out of this BBS to wonder aimlessly at SB.com*
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:22pm
THat threat disappeared quick 
... Now on to bigger things!
... Now on to bigger things!Posted: 2003-05-21 11:25pm
Indeed...Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:THat threat disappeared quick
*the ponderous fleet, consisting of the TC-AC-SSDWongite, the TC-AC-SDGnomania's Pride sail across the cyberspace between message boards...
Their next target can be identified as: SpaceBattles.com*
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:36pm
Foolish Gnomes. Fear the Wrath of the Minister of Sin!
*rocks fall, gnomes are crushed*
*rocks fall, gnomes are crushed*
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:38pm
*RogueIce, still trying to get the damn proxy server to work, is unaware of this imminent peril*Alyrium Denryle wrote:Foolish Gnomes. Fear the Wrath of the Minister of Sin!
*rocks fall, gnomes are crushed*
*mutter*Damn, maybe it'll work THIS time...
*just as the rocks are about to crush him, he mysteriously vanishes into thin air*
*then, moments later, after the rocks have cleared, he reappears*
SON OF A BITCH! STOP WITH THE "CANNOT FIND SERVER" MESSAGES!!
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:46pm
Mitth'raw'nuruodo, above it all in the Wongite, waited until Rouge was safely out of the way, and then unleashed the full destructive power of his ship onto Alyrium Denryle, utterly destroying him
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:49pm
FOOL! *appears next to the fool who shot him.* I a invincible, wht with m hide life spell*snaps neck, and decapittes with a lightsaber*
Posted: 2003-05-21 11:55pm
Are you sure you want to go down this road again, Alyrium?Alyrium Denryle wrote:FOOL! *appears next to the fool who shot him.* I a invincible, wht with m hide life spell*snaps neck, and decapittes with a lightsaber*
*Alyrium attempts to pass through the R/UR shielding, transforming him into a digital camera*
CHEESE! *takes photos with Alyrium*
Work with me, work with me!
Oh I love it!
Absolutely beautiful!
You're a tiger - fierce , independent - you're not letting the man hold you down.
Oops, our time's up. Break for lunch. *leaves photo shoot*
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:02am
*forces a transformation back to original form*
So we meet again Gnome...
So we meet again Gnome...
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:09am
So we do...Alyrium Denryle wrote:*forces a transformation back to original form*
So we meet again Gnome...
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:12am
*taps some more into screen, and clicks into another site*
SUCCESS! THE PROXY WORKS!
*hears the distant sounds of a digital camera going off (DAMN good hearing), and points browser to investigate*
"You Are Not Logged Into StarDestroyer.Net BBS"
*darkly*God damn you, proxy...
SUCCESS! THE PROXY WORKS!
*hears the distant sounds of a digital camera going off (DAMN good hearing), and points browser to investigate*
"You Are Not Logged Into StarDestroyer.Net BBS"
*darkly*God damn you, proxy...
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:16am
*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:18am
Proxy...proxy...what is proxy? Is it some type of animal; a cactus maybe; a type of black magic; the ingredients in Cajun Granny Stu; a type of aircraft?
*Wanders over to Rouge's comp and pulls out rediculously large hammer*
I'm sure this'll do SOMETHING to your comp...although I'm not paying for damag-
*hammer falls on foot*
SHHHHIIIIIIIII-!
There may be children nearby!
*Runs out of the room into the desert wastelands where all is barren and quiet*
seems as good a spot as any
SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*holds foot, hopping up and down*
*Wanders over to Rouge's comp and pulls out rediculously large hammer*
I'm sure this'll do SOMETHING to your comp...although I'm not paying for damag-
*hammer falls on foot*
SHHHHIIIIIIIII-!
There may be children nearby!
*Runs out of the room into the desert wastelands where all is barren and quiet*
seems as good a spot as any
SHHHHHHIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*holds foot, hopping up and down*
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:18am
Oh, but I made sure to develop you film first DGG. I must say, you are a talented photographer....Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:18am
Stick 'im in DarkStar's bathroom instead. See if he ever gets the stains out.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:20am
I'm not THAT cruel... at least not at the moment....RogueIce wrote:Stick 'im in DarkStar's bathroom instead. See if he ever gets the stains out.Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:*opens up R/UR fields and transforms Alyrium into a box, fills him full of rare Trek collectibles, and sets him in the middle of a ST convention*
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:21am
ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.RogueIce wrote:Stick 'im in DarkStar's bathroom instead. See if he ever gets the stains out.
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:24am
If by "week" you mean "one second" then I'll agree...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.
Of course, in secret Gnomesian, where everything is smaller than in the "human" world (soon to be Gnome, of course), that is actually true.
See, we have our own time scale! Take that, puny mortals!
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:26am
Now we're immortal? And we have our own time scale? YAY! This is getting better by the Gnomish Week....RogueIce wrote:If by "week" you mean "one second" then I'll agree...Darth Garden Gnome wrote:ACK! Anywhere but there! It'll be thouroughly unusable in a week.
Of course, in secret Gnomesian, where everything is smaller than in the "human" world (soon to be Gnome, of course), that is actually true.
See, we have our own time scale! Take that, puny mortals!
Posted: 2003-05-22 12:35am
Well, what did you expect out of a bunch of ceramic lawn ornaments?Mitth'raw'nuruodo wrote:Now we're immortal? And we have our own time scale? YAY! This is getting better by the Gnomish Week....