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Something different for a change.


These are not coward's weapons. These are my father's weapons.





A Galil, two mini-Uzis, an M4 with foregrip and reflex sight, an MP5, a Walther PPK, and a SIG MP-310.

Just some of the stuff my dad's stockpiled. He also has nightvision goggles, modern body armor with ceramic inserts, even a vintage 1944 Luger.

I hate exams. They make me answer hard questions.

I love mechanical pencils. They make drawing easier.



I drew this while taking an exam.

The mechanical pencil wasn't mine.

Neither were the answers.

[liberal amount of photoshops were applied]

That looks haunting, i.e., the subjects look like ghosts. I like it.

It's all blurry and freaky since I just scanned a very lightly-drawn uncompleted thing.

I finished drawing it and scanned once more and decided to forgo the photoshops. HERE

And I also drew this:

This is way better then that havokeff guys art.

That NOS Guy wrote:This is way better then that havokeff guys art.

Definitely more creative.

It's okay, but it looks too much like the Fury in 'Metal Gear Solid 3' for me to say it's awesome.

'cause it's inspired by the Fury, mang. Those Tesla coils can even make him fly. Mang.

Just something I drew a few days ago in class.

FUCK YEAH!





FUCK YEAH!

AARRRRRR!!! That is fucking HI-sterical dude! AWESOME!

Hrm. Upon further introspection, I notice that the monster bears some likeness to Einy.

EINYFIELD!

Dude, that's just fucking AWESOME. AWESOMELY hilarious.

I wonder what other movies' plots deserve the PRFYNAFBTFC treatment...

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Hrm. Upon further introspection, I notice that the monster bears some likeness to Einy.

EINYFIELD!

Okay that does it

Shroom, you deserve your own fucking TV series. Cyborg Dinosaurs, Tesla Weapon packing soviets, Cuban Special Forces and all that shit.

Zor

Thanks, Zor

Shroomie, you bastard! You stole Dragonzord's tail! Dragonzord needs that tail! Do you expect the pansy-ass Megazord to defeat Rita Repulsa all by itself? The Power Rangers are useless without Tommy and by extension that tail! Do you want Lord Zedd to destroy Earth?

Crazedwraith wrote:Shroomie, you bastard! You stole Dragonzord's tail! Dragonzord needs that tail! Do you expect the pansy-ass Megazord to defeat Rita Repulsa all by itself? The Power Rangers are useless without Tommy and by extension that tail! Do you want Lord Zedd to destroy Earth?

I beleive that Cyborg T-Rex hear can hold his own.

Zor

Better Zedd than Ivan-fucking-Ooze.

Awesome! Now all we need to do is write a crossover where the Dinobots fight the EVIL Corporation's cyborg dinosaurs, with Fidel caught in the crossfire.

FREEZE!



DRAW!

"BANG! BANG! BANG!"

Uh uh... The Slinger is fucked?

havokeff wrote:Uh uh... The Slinger is fucked?

The Slinger is a gunfighter so good he doesn't need a gun.

Or rather, he can replicate the effect of a handgun by pointing his fingers at someone and saying 'bang'. He can replicate a shotgun by saying 'boom', and pretending he's holding a shotgun.

Like that silly Xbox Live commercial!