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If I were you, Durandal, I'd take the offer. If you have a talent for it, you never know when you'll be at odds and wish you had the money or the fame that comes from being in print. And it could lead to bigger things. I'm a biologist in the broadest sense, but I don't work in a lab any more. I'm also a folklorist and a writer, and although I don't make that my career, I've seen a few pennies from being in print, and the public likes it. Remember: Art belongs to the critic, not the artist.

Andrew J. wrote:I told them to break your legs because they didn't have any guns, but dat don't mean dat I gots no guns, dumbass.

*riddles them all with bullets*

And Durandal...I can pers'nally guarantee that dis *gestures at the carnage* won't happen to yas so long as you keeps drawin'.

Now I gotta catch a flight and hire more bodyguards. Ciao!

(Andrew steps into his limo.)
(The driver closes Andrew's door and slowly walks away from the car.)
(Andrew sits there and doesn't notice that the driver is walking away.)
(The driver looks at his watch and then breaks into a sprint.)
(Andrew sees the driver running and realization dawns immediately.)
(He frantically tries to open the door, but they are locked.)
(After trying all the doors, he shouts at the top of his lungs.)
"JOE, YOU SON OF A--"
BOOM!

Hm ... it seems I've misinterpreted their offer. The original E-mail said, "$16 every two weeks." I simply took this to mean one comic every two weeks at $16/a pop. Apparently, they want to retain me for once a week. The only thing I can think is that they want to pay me $16 every two weeks for one comic per week, which is a fucking joke, especially since I'm making $10/strip weekly right now.

So you now see that you should have followed the 100% poll without question because when that happens, we are without a doubt right.

Doesn't look like this is going to happen. They haven't E-mailed me back and they were already advertising in my regular spot. Oh well. More free time for me, which I really needed anyway.

IG-88E wrote:I agree, you should go for it. You never know, you might be handed a pleasant surprise!

Fangirls? I can imagine some nubile young lovely (NYL) coming up to Durandala nd saying "Please Mr. Durandal, draw on my [CENSORED]"

Durandal wrote:

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:Your not a true artist then. The shitter is a universal think tank for most male individuals. You read there, you think there, you draw there. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Stephen King himself penned a few pages from some novels while on the can. We certainly know Kevin J Adnerson did.

I try to spend as little time in my floor's bathroom as possible. If you lived here, you'd understand why.

It's times like these that make me so happy my dorm room has its own bathroom

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:

IG-88E wrote:I agree, you should go for it. You never know, you might be handed a pleasant surprise!

Fangirls? I can imagine some nubile young lovely (NYL) coming up to Durandala nd saying "Please Mr. Durandal, draw on my [CENSORED]"

It didn't happen in the three months I did the thing. I guess I could always offer to draw them in my pseudo-quasi-anime style.

By the way, my real name is in my sig.