What's the Klingon Intelligence organization?
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I've noticed that Klingon Intelligence follow the Klingons themselves.
TOS: Klingons were civilized people who wanted to rule the universe. Their intelligence was quite good- see Darvin.
TNG: Klingons were semi-civilized, but in later episodes started just killing anything they saw. Klingon intelligence was hardly shown.
DS9: Klingons are a big gang looking for a fight. Their intelligence have no intelligence. In one DS9 episode we see three Klingon intelligence operatives spying on Romulans. In spying you should be discreet, right? They came on board posing as freighter captains, no big deal. Then they went around getting drunk, starting bar fights, stalking the Romulans they were spying on, and sabotaging Federation systems using devices that are EASILY identifyable as Klingon in origin. A Stormtrooper has more tact than that.
TOS: Klingons were civilized people who wanted to rule the universe. Their intelligence was quite good- see Darvin.
TNG: Klingons were semi-civilized, but in later episodes started just killing anything they saw. Klingon intelligence was hardly shown.
DS9: Klingons are a big gang looking for a fight. Their intelligence have no intelligence. In one DS9 episode we see three Klingon intelligence operatives spying on Romulans. In spying you should be discreet, right? They came on board posing as freighter captains, no big deal. Then they went around getting drunk, starting bar fights, stalking the Romulans they were spying on, and sabotaging Federation systems using devices that are EASILY identifyable as Klingon in origin. A Stormtrooper has more tact than that.
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Well, it probabely would have raised more suspicions, if they hadn´t behaved the way ordinary Klingons (of that time) do.
And the Klingon Intelligence-Service has to be very good, since nobody even knows its name.
And the Klingon Intelligence-Service has to be very good, since nobody even knows its name.
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I suppose it's possible that the Klingons have an intelligence agency but just don't acknowledge its existance because they consider spying dishonorable. Hell, I don't think the US had an intelligence agency that offically existed until the CIA.
And we know that the Klingons aren't above lying. The whole High Council lied to protect the House of Duras, and Gowron was reluctant to let the E-D get near Quo'nos in Reunification prt. 1 because he was already rewriting history to make himself look good.
And we know that the Klingons aren't above lying. The whole High Council lied to protect the House of Duras, and Gowron was reluctant to let the E-D get near Quo'nos in Reunification prt. 1 because he was already rewriting history to make himself look good.
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OSS in World War II. Sort of. When they weren't being a rich boys' clubTrogdor wrote:Hell, I don't think the US had an intelligence agency that offically existed until the CIA.
The only answer I have is non-canon, but the old (old old) Star Trek RPG had an Intelligence Agents' Sourcebook, which stated that Klingon agents were under the Klingon Diplomatic Corps, and they oversaw all intelligence activities. This was TOS era.
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So, just how dishonorable would Lursa and B'Tor using Geordi's visor to see the shield frequency in Star Trek Generations be in their eyes? Or would that just be seen as a necessary battle tactic?Trogdor wrote:I suppose it's possible that the Klingons have an intelligence agency but just don't acknowledge its existance because they consider spying dishonorable.
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You think they were *honorable* Klingons? They were trying to steal a supernova weapon that would kill millions of civilians, not warriors, and had betrayed the empire earlier.PicardShark wrote:So, just how dishonorable would Lursa and B'Tor using Geordi's visor to see the shield frequency in Star Trek Generations be in their eyes? Or would that just be seen as a necessary battle tactic?Trogdor wrote:I suppose it's possible that the Klingons have an intelligence agency but just don't acknowledge its existance because they consider spying dishonorable.
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Not true. To quote "Trials and Tribble-ations" (which I just watched), "Klingon Intelligence turned their back on him," (referring to Darvin, who was a TOS Klingon agent).FTeik wrote:Well, it probabely would have raised more suspicions, if they hadn´t behaved the way ordinary Klingons (of that time) do.![]()
And the Klingon Intelligence-Service has to be very good, since nobody even knows its name.
So Klingon Intelligence is named...Klingon Intelligence.
Wow, that's creative.
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I agree, that was a bad example.Praxis wrote:You think they were *honorable* Klingons? They were trying to steal a supernova weapon that would kill millions of civilians, not warriors, and had betrayed the empire earlier.PicardShark wrote:So, just how dishonorable would Lursa and B'Tor using Geordi's visor to see the shield frequency in Star Trek Generations be in their eyes? Or would that just be seen as a necessary battle tactic?Trogdor wrote:I suppose it's possible that the Klingons have an intelligence agency but just don't acknowledge its existance because they consider spying dishonorable.
Klingons are pretty straight forward I guess they didn't see the point in giving their intel organization a special name like the Tal'shiar, or the Obsidian Order, etc.
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How else can they call it, if they don´t know the true name?Praxis wrote:Not true. To quote "Trials and Tribble-ations" (which I just watched), "Klingon Intelligence turned their back on him," (referring to Darvin, who was a TOS Klingon agent).FTeik wrote:Well, it probabely would have raised more suspicions, if they hadn´t behaved the way ordinary Klingons (of that time) do.![]()
And the Klingon Intelligence-Service has to be very good, since nobody even knows its name.
So Klingon Intelligence is named...Klingon Intelligence.
Wow, that's creative.
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You actually think Klingon Intelligence is called that because they are so good, no one knows their name?
Odo also states repeatedly that he has "friends in Klingon Intelligence" and in the episode where the Klingons are spying on Romulans, he told the Klingons that if they cooperated he "wouldn't contact Klingon Intelligence".
Considering how PATHETIC the Klingon agents were (their version of undercover was harrassing the Romulans they were supposed to watch, and planting devices that were obviously Klingon in origin all over the station), I highly doubt Klingon Intelligence is that good.
Odo also states repeatedly that he has "friends in Klingon Intelligence" and in the episode where the Klingons are spying on Romulans, he told the Klingons that if they cooperated he "wouldn't contact Klingon Intelligence".
Considering how PATHETIC the Klingon agents were (their version of undercover was harrassing the Romulans they were supposed to watch, and planting devices that were obviously Klingon in origin all over the station), I highly doubt Klingon Intelligence is that good.
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The sign of a great intellegence agensy is taht no one knows it exists. Since we know for a fact that they conducted intellegence operations in the past, and it was pointed out that the secrecy of going to war implies an extremely good security organization, it seems to me the best idea is that the Klingons actually have the best intellegence agency of them all.
No if they choose not to use the intellegence provided, that's another thing
No if they choose not to use the intellegence provided, that's another thing
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I never said that. I was objecting to you saying:Praxis wrote:You actually think Klingon Intelligence is called that because they are so good, no one knows their name?
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Why would Worf know anything the Federation didn't know about the Klingons?No, it was Worf that said that. Being a Klingon, he would know
Say I'm German and I move to England at age 4, would I konw what German Intelligence was called? (assuming it was public knowledge)
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BND and MAD.Crazedwraith wrote:I never said that. I was objecting to you saying:Praxis wrote:You actually think Klingon Intelligence is called that because they are so good, no one knows their name?
.Why would Worf know anything the Federation didn't know about the Klingons?No, it was Worf that said that. Being a Klingon, he would know
Say I'm German and I move to England at age 4, would I konw what German Intelligence was called? (assuming it was public knowledge)
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??? and ???FTeik wrote:BND and MAD.Crazedwraith wrote:I never said that. I was objecting to you saying:Praxis wrote:You actually think Klingon Intelligence is called that because they are so good, no one knows their name?
.Why would Worf know anything the Federation didn't know about the Klingons?No, it was Worf that said that. Being a Klingon, he would know
Say I'm German and I move to England at age 4, would I konw what German Intelligence was called? (assuming it was public knowledge)
Whats thats supposed to mean?
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Bundesnachrichtendienst and Militärischer Abschirmdienst, respectively. The BND is the civilian intelligence agency, while the MAD is the military intelligence agency. And, of course, there's the less well known BfV, the Bundesamt für Verfassungsschutz (Federal Office for the Protection of the Constitution).Crazedwraith wrote:??? and ???FTeik wrote:
BND and MAD.
Whats thats supposed to mean?
Of course, someone raised in England, even if born in Germany, would be relatively unlikely to know it unless interested in intelligence agencies.
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Obviously, it's not canon, but the third Lost Era novel, The Art of the Impossible shows the existence of a Klingon Intelligence org, known throughout the Empire as Imperial Intelligence. It's, unlike its Romulan or Cardassian counterparts, not a secret police and its agents are exempt from traditional Klingon rituals, such as an honor duel. The primary agent utilized in the book was Lorgh, the friend of the House of Mogh who took Worf's brother Kurn under his wing after the Khitomer attack of '46.
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Let's see...I'm american, and I know what the CIA is...Crazedwraith wrote:I never said that. I was objecting to you saying:Praxis wrote:You actually think Klingon Intelligence is called that because they are so good, no one knows their name?
.Why would Worf know anything the Federation didn't know about the Klingons?No, it was Worf that said that. Being a Klingon, he would know
Say I'm German and I move to England at age 4, would I konw what German Intelligence was called? (assuming it was public knowledge)
Almost all Romulans know the name "Tal Shiar", and almost all Cardassians know the name "Obsidian Order"...besides, theres the comment from Odo, who had Klingon insiders, saying "Your friends in Klingon Intelligence".
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The point is (well this aint a good example), but you know about the CIA beacause your an american citizen. The process doesn't hold up for Worf because he's not a Klingon Citizen, being raised in the Federation, he only knows what the federation knows about the Klingon Empire. Thus if th Feddies don't know what their called, Worf doesn't know what its called. His name for it is not more relaible than anyother Feddie Lt.Cmm. Who has a special intrest in the klingon Empire.Praxis wrote:Let's see...I'm american, and I know what the CIA is...Crazedwraith wrote:I never said that. I was objecting to you saying:Praxis wrote:You actually think Klingon Intelligence is called that because they are so good, no one knows their name?
.Why would Worf know anything the Federation didn't know about the Klingons?No, it was Worf that said that. Being a Klingon, he would know
Say I'm German and I move to England at age 4, would I konw what German Intelligence was called? (assuming it was public knowledge)
Almost all Romulans know the name "Tal Shiar", and almost all Cardassians know the name "Obsidian Order"...besides, theres the comment from Odo, who had Klingon insiders, saying "Your friends in Klingon Intelligence".
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The problem is this is Star Trek, where racial attachments override anything else. Hell, in DS9 Worf is brought in as a "special consultant on Klingons" or something and generally gives the impression that he knows far more about the Klingons than the nation he was raised in.Crazedwraith wrote:The point is (well this aint a good example), but you know about the CIA beacause your an american citizen. The process doesn't hold up for Worf because he's not a Klingon Citizen, being raised in the Federation, he only knows what the federation knows about the Klingon Empire. Thus if th Feddies don't know what their called, Worf doesn't know what its called. His name for it is not more relaible than anyother Feddie Lt.Cmm. Who has a special intrest in the klingon Empire.
If I hadn't seen his human adoptive parents with my own eyes I'd think it was some sort of lie.
Besides, wouldn't Kurn just have told him at some point? Kurn would know.

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There's also the fact that during the run of TNG Worf did spend time serving as a Klingon officer in the forces directly supporting Gowron's bid for leadership (and personally saving Gowron's incompetent bacon at least once), so Worf does, from that point on, have an inside view of the military side of Klingon life. That should include intelligence briefings and knowledge of the name of the agency or agencies providing the briefings.Cao Cao wrote:The problem is this is Star Trek, where racial attachments override anything else. Hell, in DS9 Worf is brought in as a "special consultant on Klingons" or something and generally gives the impression that he knows far more about the Klingons than the nation he was raised in.Crazedwraith wrote:The point is (well this aint a good example), but you know about the CIA beacause your an american citizen. The process doesn't hold up for Worf because he's not a Klingon Citizen, being raised in the Federation, he only knows what the federation knows about the Klingon Empire. Thus if th Feddies don't know what their called, Worf doesn't know what its called. His name for it is not more relaible than anyother Feddie Lt.Cmm. Who has a special intrest in the klingon Empire.
If I hadn't seen his human adoptive parents with my own eyes I'd think it was some sort of lie.
Besides, wouldn't Kurn just have told him at some point? Kurn would know.

