This is what they should have done in Season 2. This would have saved Wesley's character:
Wesley bounces on the bridge in the stupid rainbow outfit he wore once he became a "honarary" ensign. He walks past the captain's chair and heads to the conn. Picard, realizing that he was an idiot for making a boy the pilot of the ship, calmly pulls out a phaser and shoots Wesley in the back. Wesley's corpse becomes the most beloved character in Trek.
And if his dead body was mounted and stuffed next to Luaxanna Troi's, that would have been even better.
Chris: "Way to go dad, fight the machine"
Stewie: "How do you know about the machine?"
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"I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline. I object to power without constructive purpose."
-Spock, 'The Squire of Gothos'
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"I'm only 56? Damn, I'll have to get a fake ID to rent ultra-porn".
-Professor Farnsworth, "Teenage Mutant Leela's Hurdles"
The only time I ever liked Wesley was when Stravo put him into Starcrossed, and then only at the end. All the same, that was proof that it could be done.
"I want to mow down a bunch of motherfuckers with absurdly large weapons and relative impunity - preferably in and around a skyscraper. Then I want to fight a grim battle against the unlikely duo of the Terminator and Robocop. The last level should involve (but not be limited to) multiple robo-Hitlers and a gorillasaurus rex."--Uraniun235 on his ideal FPS game
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant compared to the power of the Force."--Darth Vader
You can lay the blame for Wesley entirely at Gene Roddenberry's feet. In fact, Wesley was probably Roddenberry's Mary Sue (Gene's middle name was Wesley). Everybody hates Mary Sues because they upstage the main characters without earning it, which is exactly what a 12 year old super genius who saves the ship every week is doing.
You could have made Wesley a likeable character so many ways. You could have made him a regular teenager trying to deal with being a civilian on a starship. You could have made him a midshipman. You could have kept him a genius, but made him hate Starfleet and Picard because of what happened to his father (though that one is sort of a cliche, and would have meant breaking Roddenberry's "these characters have no flaws" rule, not that that would have been a bad idea).
Any city gets what it admires, will pay for, and, ultimately, deserves…We want and deserve tin-can architecture in a tinhorn culture. And we will probably be judged not by the monuments we build but by those we have destroyed.--Ada Louise Huxtable, "Farewell to Penn Station", New York Times editorial, 30 October 1963 X-Ray Blues
The best way to make Wesley a likeable character would be to burn all copies of "The Naked Now" and erase it from everyone's memory. I never understood Wesley-hate until I saw that episode, in which:
- Wesley whines to Geordi how, "Captain Picard won't let me fly the ship, even though I know more about it than him."
- Wesley takes over Engineering with his portable tractor beam and declares himself Captain of the Enterprise in a way that makes Kevin Riley seem mature and sensible.
- Wesley gets credit for "saving the ship" from a white dwarf fragment using the tractor beam, even though he was the one who put it into danger in the first place!
The only good parts of the episode were when Riker looks at the episode summaries of TOS and realizes, "Hey! This is just a ripoff of 'The Naked Time'!" and Worf refers to Wesley as "The boy?!?"
TrailerParkJawa wrote:I saw a show today about kid stars. Will Wheaton was on it, in person he seems to be a fairly decent chap. I know he is into Linux big time.
I've read some of Wil Wheaton's writings, and he can be a funny guy. I suppose one would need to have a sense of humour to survive the withering shitstorm of hatred directed against the character he played on TV. But regardless of what kind of person Wil Wheaton is, Wesley Crusher was a horrible character.
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I often wondered what would have happened if Wesley had become Leslie. In the initial pitch the gender was undecided.
"Oh no, oh yeah, tell me how can it be so fair
That we dying younger hiding from the police man over there
Just for breathing in the air they wanna leave me in the chair
Electric shocking body rocking beat streeting me to death"
- A.B. Original, Report to the Mist
"I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
- George Carlin
I never had a problem with Wil Wheaton. I liked him in Stand by Me and when he played a serial killer on a cop show he was spooky. He just got stuck with a crummy role.
Patrick Degan wrote:All they had to do, from the outset, was to write Wesley Crusher as a midshipman-cadet who was serving his training period aboard the Enterprise. It wasn't necessary to make him Super BoyGenius™, and his character would have had a logical reason for being part of the crew.
Even if they did that, would they really let him serve on board a ship where his mother was the chief doctor?
I don't think the Fedeartion has a Sullivan Principle. This I think is proved by Sisco and his wife serving on the same ship with their son as well
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That was disapointing ..Should we show this Federation how to build a ship so we may have worthy foes? Typhonis 1
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