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Do you bang the alien?

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There's always a faceless redshirt or three.
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plenty of disposable redshirts. considering how many voyager's lost before, i doubt it'd be a problem. though the only way i'd bang the alien to get home is if the alien played the female. either that or turned me into one temporarily, might as well have the benefit of multiple orgasms if i'm going to go at it. ;)
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RedImperator wrote:
Ted C wrote:Can he take the form of a hot female?
Frankly, if you're the doofus who stranded the crew out there in the first place, it would be your duty to take it up the ass from a Ron Jeremy lookalike if that's what the alien wanted.
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h ewnated to procreate. so he woudl neda female or eh woudl haev to be a female.
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ali-sama wrote:h ewnated to procreate. so he woudl neda female or eh woudl haev to be a female.
are you drunk?
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Death from the Sea wrote:
ali-sama wrote:h ewnated to procreate. so he woudl neda female or eh woudl haev to be a female.
are you drunk?
Nah, just showing the California Education system...not that I am much better at times :D
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Post by Raoul Duke, Jr. »

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I've got one:

The alien has the means to get you home in an instant, but for the cost of you handing over one member of your crew for him to eat.
Uh, Neelix? We have a guest on board, and -- well, what with you cooking all the time, and all, well -- he'd like to have you for dinner? Did I say for? I meant to. Hey, don't look at me like that. No -- hey! Get your furry ass back here, ya fuckin' scallop!
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