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Widebeam hypercast, Channels 87A98B776F765BAA989-12A9876B4DE7A32BF20E
Initial Thought: Interest in galactic situation perked
Query: Pendleton Situation, No material gain for participants apparent, Reasons for engagement?
Awaiting: Explanation of hostilities
Current Declaration: Neutrality
Future Declaration: Favors Pendleton
Reasoning: Weakness of state against Opposition, Question ability of Opposition to work in unity after operation
Emotion: Confusion
Musing: If the alliance of the Opposition cannot find a common ground after Pendleton's defeat the fracture of the alliance could spin the galaxy into chaos. This is unacceptable. Existence of a common enemy state provides more incentive for cooperation than the destruction of said state.
Response: Emissary will be sent
Request: Safe passage and allowance of observation
Final Thought: When perched upon the precipice one must not shout too loudly or invite an avalanche.
Private thoughts: Youngsters these days are full of fire and pride. But their short-sightedness will be their undoing.


OoC note: Since everyone and their brother is talking about this, including Siege over open airwaves I assume that the operation against Pendleton is common knowledge. If this is not the case I will rescind this post.
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//--Begin Message--\\

FROM:
  • Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs
  • Shinra Republic Navy
TO: Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya

Request for Transit

The Shinra Republic requests permission to transit through Imperial space for the purpose of traveling to the region known as "The Outback" in support of the New Anglian operations against Pendleton. Transiting forces will consist of convoys carrying financial and material aid to be used as relief during the occupation of Pendleton. In addition, transports will be sent to assist in any possible repatriation efforts. These convoys will be escorted by naval forces of the Republic. The initial transit list is as follows:

One (1) Light Carrier {CVL name}
Two (2) Frigates {FF names}
Six (6) Patrol Corvettes {PC names}
{Various transports and cargo ships}

Additional convoys may be sent as operational needs dictate. Additional convoy information will be provided to appropriate Imperial offices in advance.

The convoys will transit through the Sectors located at O-20 and P-20, as illustrated by the enclosed map:

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In addition, should any convoy vessels require assistance in or near Imperial space, we ask the Holy Empire provide assistance as it is able. Compensation for assistance rendered will be provided.

\\--End Message--//

//--Begin Message--\\

FROM:
  • Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs
  • Shinra Republic Navy
TO: Federal Republic of Industrial Sectors

Notice of Transit

The Shinra Republic sends notification of transit of military convoys in support of New Anglian operations in the territory known as "The Outback" near a designated conflict zone. Shinra Republic convoys will be transiting areas adjacent to the Sepan Sector of conflict, along the route designated below:

{{Same image as above}}

The Shinra Republic wishes the Federal Republic to be aware of its units transiting near the Federal Republic's designated conflict zone. In the event any convoy vessels require assistance in or near the conflict zone, we ask the Federal Republic that it provide assistance as able. Compensation for assistance rendered will be provided.

\\--End Message--//
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Teleros wrote:To: President D Victoria J R Sinclair
From: Her Majesty's Foreign Office
Subject: USSF Patrols in Wild Space

Dear Madame President,

Her Majesty's government would like to thank you for increasing the United Solarian Star Force's presence in Wild Space, and would like to formally offer the aid of the Royal Interstellar Navy's warships in the region, should your government require it, provided of course that such aid does not impinge upon the Empire's good relations with other local political entities.

Francis Urquhart
Foreign Secretary

[swept-to-tightbeam, long-range diplomatic hypercast, received @ d7.27.551.3400+]
(Signal sequence #n546448/1446, relay:)

Good day Mr. Secretary,

President Sinclair wishes you to know that your offer is appreciated, but at this time the consensus between myself, the USMC Overwatch, the USSF Convocation and the CBI is that it is unnecessary to take you up on it.

As a token of our appreciation however I will have copies of any fleet reports pertinent to the affairs of the Altacar Empire sent to your office.

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FROM: Holy Imperial Department of State
SOS Imperial Navy
TO: Lord Prestwick, Foreign Secretary of New Anglia
SUBJECT: Subjugating the Pendletonian Scum

Dear Lord Prestwick,

The Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya has always been a staunch opponent of slavery, and as such, we will contribute forces of our own to assist in your efforts to finally subjugate the "Free Republic" of Pendleton for good. In addition to financial assistance and relief aid, we intend to contribute the following military assets:
  • Eight (8) Wendee Lee class destroyers {$75 tonnage} (HSS Johnny Yong Bosch, HSS Yuri Lowenthal, HSS Danielle Judovits, HSS Amanda Winn Lee, HSS Troy Baker, HSS Laura Bailey, HSS Dave Wittenberg, HSS Susan Dalian)
  • Twelve (12) Aya Hirano class frigates {$50 tonnage} (HSS Daisuke Namikawa, HSS Showtaro Morikubo, HSS Yui Horie, HSS Ami Koshimizu, HSS Tomokazu Seki, HSS Rie Kugimiya, HSS Kappei Yamaguchi, HSS Romi Paku, HSS Aki Toyosaki, HSS Yoko Hikasa, HSS Satomi Sato, HSS Minako Kotobuki)
Sincerely,

M. Asahina
Secretary of State, Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya

RogueIce wrote://--Begin Message--\\

FROM:
  • Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs
  • Shinra Republic Navy
TO: Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya

Request for Transit

The Shinra Republic requests permission to transit through Imperial space for the purpose of traveling to the region known as "The Outback" in support of the New Anglian operations against Pendleton. Transiting forces will consist of convoys carrying financial and material aid to be used as relief during the occupation of Pendleton. In addition, transports will be sent to assist in any possible repatriation efforts. These convoys will be escorted by naval forces of the Republic. The initial transit list is as follows:

One (1) Light Carrier {CVL name}
Two (2) Frigates {FF names}
Six (6) Patrol Corvettes {PC names}
{Various transports and cargo ships}

Additional convoys may be sent as operational needs dictate. Additional convoy information will be provided to appropriate Imperial offices in advance.

The convoys will transit through the Sectors located at O-20 and P-20, as illustrated by the enclosed map:

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In addition, should any convoy vessels require assistance in or near Imperial space, we ask the Holy Empire provide assistance as it is able. Compensation for assistance rendered will be provided.

\\--End Message--//
FROM: Holy Imperial Department of State
SOS Imperial Navy
TO: Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs
Shinra Republic Navy
SUBJECT: Shinra Republic convoys to Pendleton

To whom it may concern,

The Shinra Republic has permission to transit through Imperial space to support New Anglian operations against the "Free Republic" of Pendleton. The SOS Imperial Navy shall offer assistance to all Shinra Republic-flagged vessels traveling in or near Imperial space if necessary.

In the event of New Anglia accepting our contribution to their coalition, our forces shall rendezvous with yours at Sector O-20 and accompany them to the Outback. We hope that this is an acceptable arrangement.

Sincerely,

M. Asahina
Secretary of State, Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya
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FROM: Lady Melfirth Anethga, Chiron Sovereignty Ministry of Foreign Affairs
TO: Her Royal Majesty, Queen of the Chamarran Hierarchy

Greetings.

Two Realms as exalted as ours should not remain strangers. My Sovereign, John Liddel I, wishes to begin diplomatic exchanges with the Chamarran Hierarchy. It is his desire to forge mutually beneficial trade links, and discuss the possibility of forming a united front against those who would threaten the peace of our region of space.
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Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:FROM: Holy Imperial Department of State
SOS Imperial Navy
TO: Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs
Shinra Republic Navy
SUBJECT: Shinra Republic convoys to Pendleton

To whom it may concern,

The Shinra Republic has permission to transit through Imperial space to support New Anglian operations against the "Free Republic" of Pendleton. The SOS Imperial Navy shall offer assistance to all Shinra Republic-flagged vessels traveling in or near Imperial space if necessary.

In the event of New Anglia accepting our contribution to their coalition, our forces shall rendezvous with yours at Sector O-20 and accompany them to the Outback. We hope that this is an acceptable arrangement.

Sincerely,

M. Asahina
Secretary of State, Holy Empire of Haruhi Suzumiya
//--Begin Message--\\

FROM:
  • Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs
  • Shinra Republic Navy
TO:
  • Holy Imperial Department of State
  • SOS Imperial Navy
Transit Request

The Shinra Republic thanks the Holy Empire for their generosity in allowing passage, and would consider it a privilege to transit with the SOS task force should it be dispatched.

// SIGNED //
William Wright, Secretary of State
Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs

\\--End Message--//
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FROM: The Unified Assembly for the Management of Diplomatic Relations with External Political Entities (AMDExt) on behalf of the Interstellar Union of Worlds (ISU)
TO: Lord Baden-Gray, Foreign Secretary of New Anglia

The members of the qualified and elected assemblies have reviewed the situation in sector A19 and have reached the following conclusions;
1. In keeping with the ethical principles of the Union, the enslavement of intelligent species cannot and will not be tolerated.
2. The Pendleton regime deliberately enables and harbours slavers.
3. The Union will therefore not recognize the Pendleton regime as a legitimate state.
4. With the cooperation of the Anglian political apparatus, the Union will dispatch an expeditionary force of the following composition: <a few cruisers>

We wish your people well.

<Names and CIDs of AMDExt personnel>
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To: ady Melfirth Anethga, Chiron Sovereignty Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: Queen Kara Kith'andra I, supreme matriarch of the Chamarran Hierarchy.

We have considered your proposal and welcome it. In this time of uncertainty we share your desire for trade and friendship with our neighbours. We look forward to receiving your monarch's emissary in person to discuss our points of accord soon.
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From: The Office of Admiral Azerius
To: Shinra Republic Department of Foreign Affairs, Shinra Republic Navy

RE: Notice of Transit

On behalf of the entire Republic I thank you for informing us that you intend to pass so close to a combat zone occupied by our nation's vessels. We do not anticipate any trouble for any vessels passing near that sector. Current intelligence indicates that neither Ripoblus nor Dimok forces have any faster than light drives more capable than the Heim drive. That said we are ready to assist should their be trouble of any sort in the region.

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From: Sir Benton MacKaye, Grand Dominion Foreign Ministry
To:Star Nations involved in Pendleton Police Action

ALCON:

The Grand Dominion despises the institution of chattel slavery and will in no way hinder coalition operations. However over, the Grand Dominion wishes for assurance that the independence of Pendleton post liberation will occur. The Grand Dominion would hate for the liberation turn into something that could be perceived as a landgrab by the Dominionite public.

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To: all nations participating in operations against Pendleton
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The Commune is supporting abolitionism across the Galaxy, even coming from more primitive formations. Regrettably, the Commune is extremely averse to war, for our citizens are immortal but not invincible, and has a duty to safeguard its citizens. However, the Commune can offer some members of the Coalition advanced nanorobots for medical treatment - war is a bloody affair and it is our wish that this humble gift would help lower the casualties.

Please forgive us for not assisting this effort with direct application of our military potential. We hope for your understanding.

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BRAGULAN BROADCAST TO ALL STAR NATIONS
From the People's Department of Limited Foreign Interaction and Human Affairs


The Imperator has decreed that, due to the petty squabbles of faraway puny human nations and the subsequent suspicious Sovereignty naval deployments in and around the Wilder Space border regions, Bragulan Maritime Military Space Fleet forces will also be elevated in and around the area to enforce the great Bragulan people's most patriotic territorial integrity from any future human deprivations.

The Bragulan Star Empire likewise declares that the impending conflict in and around the puny human nation of Pendleton is of no concern. However, the Imperator notes that the human star nation of the Grand Dominion seems to be the only human star nation bearing a modicum's iota of intellect - as any despicable human attempt at land-grabbing puny Pendleton will be found most displeasing.

The Imperator thus concurs that the insignificant independence of puny Pendleton must be guaranteed post-destruction, whenever hostilities cease after the prerequisite levels of destruction have been achieved.
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A Letter to The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of The Commune wrote: From: Elliot Britavish, Minister of Foreign Affairs, Iduran Confederation
To: The Ministry of Foreign Affairs of The Commune

Considering our proximity, the Iduran Confederation is interested in pursuing friendly diplomatic and trade relations with The Commune.

I understand that The Commune employs nanotechnology extensively and wishes for their diplomats to have access to it as well. For your convenience, I have attached a summary of Iduran Confederation standard policy on the use of nanotechnology. I hope it will be amenable to both of our nation's diplomatic envoys.
A Summary of Iduran Confederation Policy on the Use of Nanotechnology wrote:
The Iduran Confederation's policy on the use of nanotechnology is similar to that of its restrictions on the use of genetic and biological engineering and dealing with infectious agents: use is permitted so long as both a basic and appropriate level of containment and isolation is practiced. (OOC: See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biosafety_level#Levels and scale appropriately.)

Examples:
For something as simple and routine as, say, medical nanobots (such as those used for anti-agathics), the room would probably simply need (say) a closable door that can be charged so that it is difficult for medical nanobots to exit the room if the door was closed and charged. Individuals administering such treatments should wear basic face and hand protection and be trained in the appropriate fields.


For something like construction or destruction of macroscopic objects via nanotechnology, the area in which work is to be done is to be fully contained, with all entrances and exits to the room closed and electrically/hermaticly sealed while work is being done. All work should be done by individuals trained in the appropriate fields and wearing appropriate protection.


For something as dangerous as development or storage of nano-swarms used as weapons of destruction, (colloquially called gray or red goo), drastic safety measures would be expected to be taken. These include protective and fully self-contained suits for all of the (fully trained) researchers, negative air pressure filtration of the entire facility, multiple types of decontamination rooms, and interlocked airlock doors to prevent any spread of a rouge form of the weapon.
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Diplomatic Communiqué to the Commune, routed via the Technocracy of Umeria wrote: To: The Supreme Soviet
From: Her Majesty's Foreign Office
Subject: Medical assistance at Pendleton

In spite of the Commune's stance towards the Altacar Empire, Her Majesty's government would like to extend its thanks to the Commune for its offer of medical aid, and would be delighted to accept any shipments of Commune nanorobots. This message has been routed via our embassy in the Technocracy of Umeria, and Her Majesty's representative there has been ordered to negotiate on Her Majesty's behalf for the nanorobots, should your government be willing to negotiate. If the Commune wishes to negotiate with Her Majesty's government directly, please find attached all the relevant Warp Gate Protocols.

Her Majesty looks forward to your response, and hopes that our shared interests may lead to improved relations, in spite of the Commune's current hostility to the Altacar Empire's mode of government and current economic policies.

Francis Urquhart
Foreign Secretary
Diplomatic Communiqué to the Bragulan Star Empire wrote: To: The People's Department of Limited Foreign Interaction and Human Affairs
From: Her Majesty's Foreign Office
Subject: The independence of Pendleton

Her Majesty's government wishes to reassure the Bragulan people that it will be negotiating in favour of keeping Pendleton as an independent nation, and that should acheive this goal it will be dispatching a mission from the Foreign Office to monitor the situation at Pendleton and ensure that independence is guaranteed.

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Darkevilme wrote:To: ady Melfirth Anethga, Chiron Sovereignty Ministry of Foreign Affairs
From: Queen Kara Kith'andra I, supreme matriarch of the Chamarran Hierarchy.

We have considered your proposal and welcome it. In this time of uncertainty we share your desire for trade and friendship with our neighbours. We look forward to receiving your monarch's emissary in person to discuss our points of accord soon.
To: Queen Kara Kith'andra I, supreme matriarch of the Chamarran Heirarchy
From: Lady Melfirth Anethga, Chiron Sovereignty Ministry of Foreign Affairs

Having spoken to the Sovereign, I can extend a proposal for a diplomatic meeting on the Chiron/Chamarran border. We have the following issues planned for the summit agenda:

1. Formalizing international trade relations, specifically in regards to consumer goods exported from Chiron.
2. Extradition treaties for the sake of law enforcement
3. Joint military operations as a provision for mutual defense
4. Construction and staffing of a diplomatic border station for the sake of future summits.
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Teleros wrote:To: The Supreme Soviet
From: Her Majesty's Foreign Office
Subject: Medical assistance at Pendleton

In spite of the Commune's stance towards the Altacar Empire, Her Majesty's government would like to extend its thanks to the Commune for its offer of medical aid, and would be delighted to accept any shipments of Commune nanorobots. This message has been routed via our embassy in the Technocracy of Umeria, and Her Majesty's representative there has been ordered to negotiate on Her Majesty's behalf for the nanorobots, should your government be willing to negotiate. If the Commune wishes to negotiate with Her Majesty's government directly, please find attached all the relevant Warp Gate Protocols.

Her Majesty looks forward to your response, and hopes that our shared interests may lead to improved relations, in spite of the Commune's current hostility to the Altacar Empire's mode of government and current economic policies.

Francis Urquhart
Foreign Secretary
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The Commune has recently authorized the distribution of the simplest medical nanorobots in our inventory to other nations without any charge. However, nations with monarchic governments are excluded from the list of possible recipients. In the light of scarcity of nanorobotic medicines, the Commune government selects more progressive nations. We can advise your goverment to enact social reforms or order nanomedicines from other nations which are in posession of such technology.

Signed, Cloud Nine.

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From: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
To: All nations save the Byzantine Imperium, Bragulan Star Empire, Karlack Swarm, Orks and the Pfhor Empire


In the name of helping to promote the noble cause of Interstellar Peace, the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds has decided to hold a joint naval review in the Nova Australia system in the beginning of 3401

From: The Honorable Stepan Xiaowen, Commonwealth Ministry of Foreign Affairs
To: The Supreme Soviet of the Commune


The Commonwealth and the Commune have existed in peace for the entirety of our histories, and at the same time both our societies have sought to accelerate human evolution through technological means. As such, in the interest of future evolutionary developments of mankind and a spirit of intersteller comradery the commonwealth is willing to offer technical exchanges of equipment in regards to our efforts towards the next step of human evolution.
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Stas Bush wrote:Tightbeam
From: Zero
To: all nations participating in operations against Pendleton
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The Commune is supporting abolitionism across the Galaxy, even coming from more primitive formations. Regrettably, the Commune is extremely averse to war, for our citizens are immortal but not invincible, and has a duty to safeguard its citizens. However, the Commune can offer some members of the Coalition advanced nanorobots for medical treatment - war is a bloody affair and it is our wish that this humble gift would help lower the casualties.

Please forgive us for not assisting this effort with direct application of our military potential. We hope for your understanding.

Supreme Soviet Communique #X-19191035.
To: Zero
From: Oaxtoatotol Łichíí of the Nenpanoliz-altuxl Kikialtignahwi

We simply wish to know if your nanorobots are safe for use in non-human species, as we do not wish for our citizens to be harmed by improper use of medical nanorobots. If they are rated for use in non-human species, do they require any specialized programming to differentiate between biologies?

Sincerely,
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Zor wrote:From: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
To: All nations save the Byzantine Imperium, Bragulan Star Empire, Karlack Swarm, Orks and the Pfhor Empire


In the name of helping to promote the noble cause of Intersteller Peace, the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds has decided to hold a joint naval reveiw in the Nova Australia system in the begining of 3401.
After careful consideration and internal consultation, the Central Alliance responded with the following message:

From: Office of the First Governor, Central Galactic Alliance
To: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds


The Central Alliance Star Navy shall participate, barring unforseen emergencies precluding such participation.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."


In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around!

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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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Zor wrote:From: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
To: All nations save the Byzantine Imperium, Bragulan Star Empire, Karlack Swarm, Orks and the Pfhor Empire


In the name of helping to promote the noble cause of Intersteller Peace, the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds has decided to hold a joint naval reveiw in the Nova Australia system in the begining of 3401.
From: Adjutant General Bréanainn, House of Naval Cooperation
To: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds


As is right and customary we shall extend full curtsy to our Allies and graciously accept your invitation.
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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Zor wrote:From: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
To: All nations save the Byzantine Imperium, Bragulan Star Empire, Karlack Swarm, Orks and the Pfhor Empire


In the name of helping to promote the noble cause of Intersteller Peace, the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds has decided to hold a joint naval reveiw in the Nova Australia system in the begining of 3401
From: Isobel, Ministry of Defense, Iduran Confederation
To: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds

Dear Hon. Smith,

The Iduran Confederation welcomes this idea, and will send a delegate.

Sincerely,
/signed/
Isobel, Ministry of Defense, Iduran Confederation
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FROM: Maxim Chernov, Second for Foreign Affairs
TO: Secretary of State Mandrake of the Shepistani Republic

The Technocracy of Umeria expresses its sympathies in the recent terraforming problems faced by the Republic.

However, we question the findings of your ecologists that a "communist space geese" threat is responsible for these problems. We further question their belief that such geese have established bases in Umerian territory.

We request that you send samples of your suspected "space goose" tissue to the Ministry of Ecology, and allow time for a thorough analysis of the results, before any discussion of joint operations in against any alleged "space goose" installations in Umerian territory.

Until such time as the "alien communist space geese" threat is confirmed, the Ministry of Security has instructed me to inform you that the pre-existing Umerian policy on armed incursions into Umerian territory remains in place.
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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Zor wrote:From: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
To: All nations save the Byzantine Imperium, Bragulan Star Empire, Karlack Swarm, Orks and the Pfhor Empire


In the name of helping to promote the noble cause of Intersteller Peace, the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds has decided to hold a joint naval reveiw in the Nova Australia system in the begining of 3401
To: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
From: The Diamid of the Clans of Hiigara

The Diamid is pleased to announce they will be sending the current flagship of the HCN, the Makaan along with the 1st Battle Group, Home Fleet to represent our nation before the rest of the universe.
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Re: SDNW4 Diplomatic Communications Thread

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Zor wrote:From: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds
To: All nations save the Byzantine Imperium, Bragulan Star Empire, Karlack Swarm, Orks and the Pfhor Empire


In the name of helping to promote the noble cause of Intersteller Peace, the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds has decided to hold a joint naval reveiw in the Nova Australia system in the begining of 3401
From: James DeLancey, Secretary of State of the Empire Star Republic
To: The Right Honorable Jun Smith, Prime Minister of the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth of Worlds

The Empire Star Republic will be proud to join the Nova Atlantean Commonwealth in promoting the cause of Interstellar Peace. A detachment of the Empire Star Navy will be sent to represent the Republic.
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