Well, it had to happen eventually.
While using the achivements in robotic done at the Unmanned Planetary Exploration Lab to control alcohol production was indeed a truly manly and patriotic project, which supplied countless gallons of high-purity moonshine to the ever-hungry scientific programs of the Teddy Space Center, it was still a vastly complex network of tubing and burners and kegs of highly flammable liquid, constructed by nerds in their spare time out of unmanned probe parts laying around.
The resultant explosion was as powerful as it was inevitable. The resultant fire, due to its proximity to the lab's archives and computers, also happened to destroy critical pieces of documentation - and, obviously,all the extremely expensive prototype parts that were supposed to go into the Ranger's gyro system, which were used in the still.
As they say, progress requires sacrifice. At least the camouflage was finally removed from the VAB, and now Dr. Engineer could marvel at the glory of this massive brick of concrete blocking the view from his office.
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Astronauts in XMS-2 program:
Crew I:
OLDS - CAP 3, LM 0, EVA 0, DOCK 3, END 3 ; MOOD: 45 (Pilot)
GORDON - CAP 0, LM 1, EVA 2, DOCK 2, END 3 ; MOOD: 73 (LM Pilot/EVA specialist)
WILLIAMS - CAP 1, LM 3, EVA 1, DOCK 2, END 1 ; MOOD: 83 (Docking specialist)
Crew II:
MCCANDLESS - CAP 3, LM 0, EVA 0, DOCK 2, END 2 ; MOOD: 64 (Command pilot)
CUNNINGHAM - CAP 1, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 0, END 4 ; MOOD: 69 (LM Pilot/EVA Specialist)
ANDERS - CAP 0, LM 2, EVA 2, DOCK 2, END 1 ; MOOD: 38 (Docking specialist) - will retire next year
Crew III:
ENGLE - CAP 4, LM 3, EVA 0, DOCK 1, END 1 ; MOOD: 91 (Command pilot)
COLLINS - CAP 0, LM 3, EVA 4, DOCK 1, END 1 ; MOOD: 99 (LM Pilot/EVA Specialist)
BRAND - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 0, DOCK 2, END 3 ; MOOD: 81 (Docking Specialist)
Crew IV:
MUSGRAVE - CAP 4, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 0, END 2 ; MOOD: 69 (Command pilot)
FREEMAN - CAP 2, LM 3, EVA 0, DOCK 1, END 1 ; MOOD: 74 (LM Pilot/EVA Specialist)
CHAFFEE - CAP 0, LM 1, EVA 2, DOCK 3, END 2 ; MOOD: 65 (Docking Specialist)
Crew V:
OVERMEYER - CAP 4, LM 1, EVA 0, DOCK 0, END 4 ; MOOD: 74
FULLERTON - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 3, DOCK 1, END 1 ; MOOD: 79
EVANS - CAP 3, LM 0, EVA 1, DOCK 2, END 1 ; MOOD: 69
Unassigned astronauts:
SUITCASE - CAP 3, LM 2, EVA 2, DOCK 4, END 3 ; MOOD: 50
LOOPY - CAP 4, LM 1, EVA 2, DOCK 3, END 2 ; MOOD: 20
HAISE - CAP 4, LM 3, EVA 0, DOCK 0, END 2 ; MOOD: 30
BEAN - CAP 2, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 0, END 1 ; MOOD: 79
CRIPEN - CAP 3, LM 0, EVA 1, DOCK 4, END 3 ; MOOD: 71
HARTSFIELD - CAP 3, LM 2, EVA 2, DOCK 0, END 1 ; MOOD: 71
PETERSON- CAP 3, LM 2, EVA 0, DOCK 1, END 2 ; MOOD: 56
MCKAY - CAP 3, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 0, END 4 ; MOOD: 61
HENIZE - CAP 1, LM 2, EVA 0, DOCK 1, END 2 ; MOOD: 66
Other astronauts:
EISELE - retired spring 1974
BROWN - retired fall 1973
ROCKET - retired fall 1973
RAVENSBURG - retired fall 1973
MAY - retired spring 1973
CARR - physical washout, spring 1972
TRULY - physical washout, spring 1972
WEITZ - physical washout, spring 1972
SWIGERT - retired spring 1972, elected to Congress.
CONRAD - retired fall 1971
BARNESTI - retired spring 1971
REXMODEM - retired fall 1968
BORMAN - retired fall 1968
KNIGHT - retired fall 1967
FLASHHEART - retired fall 1967
MODEMJR - retired spring 1965
CUNTSER - retired fall 1965
KELLY - retired spring 1965
MCCAIN - retired fall 1963
HARDBEEF - retired spring 1963
OHJESUS - DECEASED, MERCURY IX
JOHNSON - DECEASED, MERCURY XVI
Programs running: Explorer, Ranger, Mighty Strapons, Atlas, Titan, Mercury, XMS-2, EVA Suits, Kicker-B, Docking, SATURN V MURCA FUCK YEAH
Launch pads: 3
Scheduled missions:
Launch Pad A, Unmanned docking test, XMS-2/??? (insert rocket here)
Launch Pad B, Manned docking orbital (ORBIT) Duration-D EVA whew XMS-2/??? ; Crew IV/Crew I
Launch Pad C, Lunar probe flyby
PHOTO RECON LEVEL: 75%
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"I am not concerned with comrade Kerman's adorable little puppy-eyed face. Well, perhaps a little bit, not QUITE enough to restart development of the N-1!"
"But comrade Chief Designer...", Vasily Mishingun held up a picture of sad, sad Jeb Kerman, holding up a sign saying 'Will work for rides on huge rockets'.
"Nyet. We have already discussed this issue thoroughly last season, Vasily. Comrade Kerman will have to wait until the lunar program is complete."
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Cosmonauts in Lapot program:
Crew III:
STREKALOV - CAP 4, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 2, END 1 ; MOOD: 72
YEBANOVY - CAP 2, LM 3, EVA 0, DOCK 1, END 2 ; MOOD: 47
GRECHKO - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 0, DOCK 3, END 2 ; MOOD: 59
Crew IV:
JKERMAN - CAP 4, LM 0, EVA 0, DOCK 2, END 1 ; MOOD: 82
VOLISHIN - CAP 2, LM 2, EVA 3, DOCK 0, END 2 ; MOOD: 87
NEFARTNYI - CAP 2, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 3, END 2 ; MOOD: 50
Cosmonauts not assigned to programs:
KARZANOVSKI - CAP 4, LM 1, EVA 0, DOCK 0, END 3 ; MOOD: 33
KOVALYANOK - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 3, DOCK 1, END 4 ; MOOD: 41
SAVINYKH - CAP 4, LM 0, EVA 1, DOCK 1, END 2 ; MOOD: 77
MAKAROV - CAP 0, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 3, END 2 ; MOOD: 36
SEREBROV - CAP 3, LM 0, EVA 1, DOCK 4, END 3 ; MOOD: 51
ATKOV - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 3, DOCK 1, END 3 ; MOOD: 56
IVANOV - CAP 3, LM 1, EVA 1, DOCK 2, END 3 ; MOOD: 51
JAEHN - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 0, DOCK 1, END 4 ; MOOD: 71
ZYKOV - CAP 2, LM 1, EVA 1, DOCK 2, END 3 ; MOOD: 70
ZAIKIN - CAP 2, LM 2, EVA 1, DOCK 1, END 3 ; MOOD: 75
REMEK - CAP 1, LM 0, EVA 4, DOCK 2, END 3 ; MOOD: 70
Cosmonauts in Capsule training:
GURRAGCHAA - CAP 3, LM 0, EVA 2, DOCK 2, END 3 ; MOOD: 72
BELOUSOV - CAP 3, LM 1, EVA 1, DOCK 0, END 1 ; MOOD: 61
Cosmonauts in L.M. training:
LEBEDEV - CAP 2, LM 3, EVA 2, DOCK 0, END 4 ; MOOD: 72
BEREZOVOI - CAP 3, LM 3, EVA 2, DOCK 1, END 2 ; MOOD: 57
Other cosmonauts:
LAZAREV - was retired, spring 1974
ZHOLOBOV - was retired, spring 1974
BORISOV - Retired, spring 1972
FILLYERESKI - Retired, spring 1972
SOLOVYEV - Physical washout, Spring 1972
KLIMUK - Deceased, Zond 1, Fall 1971
BRZECZYSZCZ - Deceased, Zond 1, Fall 1971
RUKAVISHNIKOV - retired spring 1972
SMIRNOFF - retired spring 1972
IVANCHENKOV - retired fall 1971
LEBEDEV - retired fall 1971
MAMETOV - joined the Red Army in 1969.
PETROV - imprisoned for re-education in Spring 1969
FAAABIO - retired spring 1969
BEREGOVOY - retired spring 1969
YEBANOV - retired spring 1968
ALEXANDROV - washed out in training, fall 1967
DIGADITCH - left to join the Red Army, spring 1967
NIKOV - retired Fall 1966
DOSTAROVASKI - Forcibly retired, Fall 1964
TITOV - Retired Spring 1964
IVANOVICH - Grounded due to lung cancer
VLADIMIRENSKY - Deceased, training accident
IVANOV - Deceased, VOSTOK VII
Programs running: Sputnik, Cosmos satellite, Lunar Probe,A-Series, Proton, Booster stage, Voskhod, EVA Suits, Docking module, Lapot, Kicker-B, N-1, Duet Lander
Launch pads: 3
Scheduled missions:
Launch pad A, Unmanned lunar pass, Lapot/B-Proton
Launch pad B, Joint Manned Earth Orbital LM Test A, Duet/B-A series
Launch pad C, Joint Manned Earth Orbital LM Test B, Lapot/B-A series
PHOTO RECON LEVEL: 99%
GM Notes:
Well, I don't know why Simon conceded the orbital, but I trust in his judgement, as it brough the Zenobian program this far
And of course, yeah, the Zenobian lander and docking programs are well ahead, and if they succeed in the lunar orbital LM test later...let's just say it doesn't look all that well for the Murcans. I guess the loser will be the next person to get a major catastrophe...