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Posted: 2002-12-20 01:53am
by Drewcifer
From memory, and a recent experiment, I'm good for roughly 12-18" vertical, and 18-30" horizontal. Not terribly impressive, but it works for me, and it's not that often I'm looking to paint my ceiling with goo
As far as female ejaculation: a girlfriend in highschool, with the proper stimulation, would sometimes shoot a little over my shoulder. A little weird, but kind of cool at the same time. It didn't gross me out at all, but then again, I'm a fisheater, as they say. Nothing like getting a girl to shiver and shake and demand penetration. A useful skill as well, when coming off a long dry spell (pun intended), so as to still get a lady off when the first shot might involve a premature discharge of your weapon.
Posted: 2002-12-20 02:22am
by Coyote
Drewcifer wrote:I'm a fisheater, as they say.
Carpet Muncher?
Yeah, it' nice when a girl latches onto your shoulders and just drags you up and in. No question about whether she's ready or not...
On a related note, has anyone heard anything about how a guy's diet is supposed to change the way "it" tastes? A lot of girls complain about bitterness/saltiness but I've heard from girls who say that vegetarians "taste" different and one girl insisted that if a guy eats a lot of beef it become bitter but if he eats a lot of acidic fruits (ie, Pineapple) he tastes better.
My take on this is that if I can gt it to taste like candy, then the girlies will come back for more helpings...
Posted: 2002-12-20 02:24am
by XaLEv
Coyote wrote: On a related note, has anyone heard anything about how a guy's diet is supposed to change the way "it" tastes? A lot of girls complain about bitterness/saltiness but I've heard from girls who say that vegetarians "taste" different and one girl insisted that if a guy eats a lot of beef it become bitter but if he eats a lot of acidic fruits (ie, Pineapple) he tastes better.
My take on this is that if I can gt it to taste like candy, then the girlies will come back for more helpings...
http://www.semenex.com/
Posted: 2002-12-20 03:35am
by Vertigo1
I can shoot a good two 1/2 feet normally, but if I'm really stimulated, I can shoot about 3 1/2 ft. Just depends on the mood.
That being said, I eat lots of oranges so my GF will keep bringing up how 'sweet' I am.
Posted: 2002-12-20 10:15am
by Ted
XaLEv wrote:Coyote wrote: On a related note, has anyone heard anything about how a guy's diet is supposed to change the way "it" tastes? A lot of girls complain about bitterness/saltiness but I've heard from girls who say that vegetarians "taste" different and one girl insisted that if a guy eats a lot of beef it become bitter but if he eats a lot of acidic fruits (ie, Pineapple) he tastes better.
My take on this is that if I can gt it to taste like candy, then the girlies will come back for more helpings...
http://www.semenex.com/
Where do you come up with these sites?
Posted: 2002-12-20 03:05pm
by Vertigo1
Ted wrote:Where do you come up with these sites?
You really don't wanna know.... Trust me.
$5 says it was a google search tho.
Posted: 2002-12-20 04:21pm
by aerius
Ted wrote:Where do you come up with these sites?
You really gotta get out more. I have a bunch of perverted sites bookmarked on my browser for reference purposes. You never know when knowing the average breast size of a North American caucasian female might come in handy.
Posted: 2002-12-20 05:35pm
by THEHOOLIGANJEDI
THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:aerius wrote:THEHOOLIGANJEDI wrote:But I think bowel movements (i.e. Golden Showers and, schiesse movies) take the cake as most disturbing ever.
Thankfully you haven't been exposed to underground bondage mutilation snuff porn. All the above plus the events RayCav's infamous snuff-fic put into video form, that is disturbing.
I know. But i was just refering to pure "sex" acts (and I use the term loosely). Violence and all that shit Ugh!!! that goes far beyond most disturbing.
I almost forgot beastiality, simply disturbing. My friends tell me stories about some vids they see and it's funny to hear, but it is very disturbing to even think about it. I'm glad that I haven't see a single vid.
Posted: 2002-12-20 06:02pm
by Darth Wong
OK, who's going to be the first to order this stuff and report the results to the group?
Posted: 2002-12-20 06:13pm
by Oberleutnant
Hehheh ...
"Semenex is formulated from a patent-pending, highly concentrated, proprietary blend of 3 fruits, 2 vegetables, 3 spices, and multiple vitamins and minerals (the same nutrients lost during ejaculation)."
I don't have a girlfriend at the moment so I can't test it... unless I try it myself!
However, if the Finnish customs would happen to pick and search my package of Semenex (they do this randomly to packages coming outside from EU), I wouldn't be too happy about going there, pay 40€ extra while they would be laughing their asses off.
"Hey, what is that stuff?"
"Uhh, my special health drink!"
BTW, has anyone here tasted their own "juice"?
Posted: 2002-12-20 06:16pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Darth Wong wrote:
OK, who's going to be the first to order this stuff and report the results to the group?
Dunno.. but I'm willing to give it to my bf if he ever gets over his phobia about letting me suck him off. He think's he'll kill me from all that sheer firehose firepower (he cums a fucking huge amount)!
Either that or he'll pull me off and flip me over and see how many times 46 goes into 21!
I think I have myself a project to do after we come back home from Christmas...
Posted: 2002-12-20 06:18pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Oberleutnant wrote:<SNIP>
BTW, has anyone here tasted their own "juice"?
Ya, mine tastes good. I found out the hard way yesterday that Beer makes it BITTER!!! (it wan't my cum, it was my roommate's) Tasted a lot better today tho...
Posted: 2002-12-20 06:20pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
FYI: BF != Roommate. We just all live together.
Posted: 2002-12-20 06:25pm
by XaLEv
Ted wrote: Where do you come up with these sites?
I think I found that one at Memepool.
Posted: 2002-12-20 07:02pm
by Arthur_Tuxedo
You're really trying to set Shep off, aren't you Einhander?
Posted: 2002-12-20 07:05pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Posted: 2002-12-20 10:03pm
by Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi
Yeah, his sister must not be giving him any.
Posted: 2002-12-20 11:49pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
Posted: 2002-12-20 11:53pm
by MKSheppard
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
ROTFLMMFGDQQAAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[/quote]
"Hey, those evil people are talking about you again!"
"Yeah, You again, the sister that only I know about...."
"Whats that, Sis? You want me to go on a bloody murder spree
since i'm the only one who sees you?"
Posted: 2002-12-20 11:55pm
by HemlockGrey
Well...that was...um...interesting...
...I'm going to rip my eyes from their sockets now...
Posted: 2002-12-20 11:58pm
by Einhander Sn0m4n
HemlockGrey wrote:Well...that was...um...interesting...
...I'm going to rip my eyes from their sockets now...
Mind if I join the club?
Posted: 2002-12-21 03:12am
by The Yosemite Bear
Shep. doesn't have a sister, he has a younger brother whose a big Something Awful fan, but no female sibs.
thus the he's the only one that can see her remark....
Posted: 2002-12-21 03:54am
by Einhander Sn0m4n
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Shep. doesn't have a sister, he has a younger brother whose a big Something Awful fan, but no female sibs.
thus the he's the only one that can see her remark....
Is his little brother nicknamed "Lowtax"?
Posted: 2002-12-21 04:29am
by The Yosemite Bear
I'm not sure what Sheppard's 17 year old brother's nickname is.
Although some of the shit he has done to piss off sheppard has been pretty funny.
(Melting a Wargame CD, with toothpaste I think was the topper)
Posted: 2002-12-21 03:18pm
by Ted
Yeah, it was toothpaste.
Shep was real mad at that.
