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Of course Kirk is tactically inept. He fucking LEFT HIS SHIELDS DOWN IN DEFIANCE OF REGULATIONS WHEN APPROACHED TO POINT-BLANK RANGE BY A SHIP THAT REFUSED TO IDENTIFY ITSELF AND PRODUCED A KNOWN FALSE EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING SO! Apologies to all the Kirk fans out there, but come on, he embarrassed himself in ST2. He was just lucky that his opponent was apparently using tactics adapted from Admiral Nelson.
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I'm trying to find an alternative explaination to "Kirk was tactically inept and didn't consider approaching Reliant from the top or the bottom after being informed Khan was 3D impared."Stravo wrote:Which is why his continual argument on this point is giving me a headache. what IS the point??Darth Wong wrote:The Enterprise is easily within the Reliant's aft torpedo launcher cone of fire in that picture, dumb-ass.
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Dammit Kirk is stupid.Darth Wong wrote:Of course Kirk is tactically inept. He fucking LEFT HIS SHIELDS DOWN IN DEFIANCE OF REGULATIONS WHEN APPROACHED TO POINT-BLANK RANGE BY A SHIP THAT REFUSED TO IDENTIFY ITSELF AND PRODUCED A KNOWN FALSE EXCUSE FOR NOT DOING SO! Apologies to all the Kirk fans out there, but come on, he embarrassed himself in ST2. He was just lucky that his opponent was apparently using tactics adapted from Admiral Nelson.
No need to apologize. Kirk is lightyears ahead of the Picards and Janeways. Maybe Sisko is better, but he has experience in an actual war.
<edit> Actually now to think of it, Picard created the "Picard Maneuver" and Janeway found ways to defeat the Borg and tricked the Borg Queen. Dammit, Kirk is tactically inept, and possibly the most tactically inept Trek Captain out there. Holy shit. </edit>
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Perhaps because the best way to come up on the Reliant's rear by Kirk's placement of the Enterprise was to simply rise? The ship was ordered to negative y axis 2,000 meters. The Enterprise picks up the Reliant's wake as it passes overhead. All Sulu has to do is hit positive y axis 2000 meters and they are now aligned with the rear of the Reliant.brianeyci wrote:I'm trying to find an alternative explaination to "Kirk was tactically inept and didn't consider approaching Reliant from the top or the bottom after being informed Khan was 3D impared."Stravo wrote:Which is why his continual argument on this point is giving me a headache. what IS the point??Darth Wong wrote:The Enterprise is easily within the Reliant's aft torpedo launcher cone of fire in that picture, dumb-ass.
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Any other angle of approach requires the Enterprise to be out of position to pick up the Reliant's wake when it passes. Remember Kahn is simply moving back and forth on the same plane of engagement. The least amount of energy and complication is to simply lay and wait for it to pass.
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I love you. So Kirk might have a reason after all.Stravo wrote:Perhaps because the best way to come up on the Reliant's rear by Kirk's placement of the Enterprise was to simply rise? The ship was ordered to negative y axis 2,000 meters. The Enterprise picks up the Reliant's wake as it passes overhead. All Sulu has to do is hit positive y axis 2000 meters and they are now aligned with the rear of the Reliant.
Any other angle of approach requires the Enterprise to be out of position to pick up the Reliant's wake when it passes. Remember Kahn is simply moving back and forth on the same plane of engagement. The least amount of energy and complication is to simply lay and wait for it to pass.
But we don't hear something like "We've locked onto their wake, Z plus ten thousand meters"... it could have happened though.
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Problem is not only doesn't anybody mention a wake, but we see no such thing. Given the easy visibility of the nebula any turbulences produced ought to be clearly visible.
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Spock mentions a power surge off the port bow. "Could be an Impulse turn." At one point in the battle while scanning. So they could pick up some sort of evidence of the ship's passage.Batman wrote:Problem is not only doesn't anybody mention a wake, but we see no such thing. Given the easy visibility of the nebula any turbulences produced ought to be clearly visible.
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Maybe maybe not. They could be locking onto the engine emissions somehow -- but we know that requires specialized sensor devices from ST:VI. So maybe the wake is invisible.Batman wrote:Problem is not only doesn't anybody mention a wake, but we see no such thing. Given the easy visibility of the nebula any turbulences produced ought to be clearly visible.
Anyway Stravo's explaination is good enough for me, I'm satisfied.
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They MUST pick up some sort of evidene, else they wouldn't have a clue on when to rise in the first place. I just doubt it was a wake and they'd therefor have to stay in it (which they wouldn't have been BTW, they would be BELOW it).Stravo wrote:Spock mentions a power surge off the port bow. "Could be an Impulse turn." At one point in the battle while scanning. So they could pick up some sort of evidence of the ship's passage.Batman wrote:Problem is not only doesn't anybody mention a wake, but we see no such thing. Given the easy visibility of the nebula any turbulences produced ought to be clearly visible.
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Anything but admit that Kirk is actually stupid, just not to the same extent as his fellow Starfleet captain, eh?brianeyci wrote: Anyway Stravo's explaination is good enough for me, I'm satisfied.
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If they can tell that it just passed above them, they can use thrusters to rotate the ship to face upwards and approach that way, which would not only put them outside its cone of torpedo fire but also make it much easier for them to blow the fuck out of it from longer range thanks to a much larger target profile. Sorry, Kirk is still a lousy tactician.
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Actually this brings up another question. Is the Enterprise actually able to do this? I know it sounds silly, but we always see the Enterprise on a certain axis. Is it possible that the maneuvering thrusters are oriented so that the Enterprise can only go up and down without changing orientation? Do we ever see visual evidence of the Enterprise turning on its Z axis?Darth Wong wrote:If they can tell that it just passed above them, they can use thrusters to rotate the ship to face upwards...
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All that time behind the desk...Darth Wong wrote:If they can tell that it just passed above them, they can use thrusters to rotate the ship to face upwards and approach that way, which would not only put them outside its cone of torpedo fire but also make it much easier for them to blow the fuck out of it from longer range thanks to a much larger target profile. Sorry, Kirk is still a lousy tactician.
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You're kidding, right?brianeyci wrote:Actually this brings up another question. Is the Enterprise actually able to do this? I know it sounds silly, but we always see the Enterprise on a certain axis. Is it possible that the maneuvering thrusters are oriented so that the Enterprise can only go up and down without changing orientation? Do we ever see visual evidence of the Enterprise turning on its Z axis?Darth Wong wrote:If they can tell that it just passed above them, they can use thrusters to rotate the ship to face upwards...
Unless every last destination ever visited by the Enterpise just happens to be aligned so the ship wan't have to pitch to get to it that's physically impossible.
The galaxy isn't 2-dimensional you know.
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You don't have to pitch if you are able to move on the Z-Axis without reorienting yourself. For example, the Enterprise moved downwards in TWOK without pitching.Batman wrote:You're kidding, right?
Unless every last destination ever visited by the Enterpise just happens to be aligned so the ship wan't have to pitch to get to it that's physically impossible.
The galaxy isn't 2-dimensional you know.
For example rather than turning to go to something off your plane by 10000 meters, your ship could remain in the same pitch and go up and then straight or fire both thrusters at once going diagonally.
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brianeyci wrote: You don't have to pitch if you are able to move on the Z-Axis without reorienting yourself. For example, the Enterprise moved downwards in TWOK without pitching.
Yes, that makes so much sense. The Enterprise gets called to an emergency on Delta Brezegeti 7. The Warp over and then spend the next 20 million years moving downwards on thrusters because it happens to be 2 lightyears below Enterprise. Oh please.
And spend several eternities in doing so if the distance happens to be what actually occurs on an interstellar scale.For example rather than turning to go to something off your plane by 10000 meters, your ship could remain in the same pitch and go up and then straight or fire both thrusters at once going diagonally.
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I actually didn't think of warp. Warp could allow them to alter course the same way. Maybe you could move diagonally while in warp without pitching.Batman wrote:![]()
Yes, that makes so much sense. The Enterprise gets called to an emergency on Delta Brezegeti 7. The Warp over and then spend the next 20 million years moving downwards on thrusters because it happens to be 2 lightyears below Enterprise. Oh please.
We've only seen those warp trails in a straight direction though. But then again, I don't think we've seen the Enteprise pitch before.
Well you might be able to warp without pitching.And spend several eternities in doing so if the distance happens to be what actually occurs on an interstellar scale.
But we've never seen the Enterprise warp off-axis. So what is better, a ship that can't pitch but can warp off-axis, or a ship that can pitch and only warps straight ahead?
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Uh....how about a ship that can pitch both at warp and sublight?? Are you seriously suggesting that the Enterprise cannot pitch while at Warp? How many episodes have we seen the Enterprise manuever during warp in TOS? And the ships can also warp off axis. Check out the Enterprise in ST:III as the Excelsior closes in. It warps up and out. If it were warping straight ahead it would have warped into the camera.brianeyci wrote:Well you might be able to warp without pitching.
But we've never seen the Enterprise warp off-axis. So what is better, a ship that can't pitch but can warp off-axis, or a ship that can pitch and only warps straight ahead?
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Why would your immediate assumption be something so ludicrous as a ship that cannot manuever in basic newtonian physics as opposed to a man that made some tactical errors in combat? Which is more reasonable?
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