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muse wrote:

Tsyroc wrote:I just think the ladies need to up the molestation level and move on to some strap-on action!

Let's see if aerius brags about that.

Lemme talk to my sister about that one...

After much discussion we concluded it would not be in my best interest to do this...as amusing as it would be for the board it just wouldn't be worth it since I'll need to find a new BF if we did that. Now I know there's probably hundreds of you guys just waiting & hoping to be my next BF so there's no shortage of candidates...but I like my BF and really, really, really don't feel like going through the whole dating thing again. So no strap-on action mmmkay?

There's a thing called 'missing it.'

-smacks Rogue and IB-

Wait.. IB'd like that too much.

-witholds smacking IB-

Why would he leave after some strap on action ? Or am I not getting something

Ace Pace wrote:Why would he leave after some strap on action ? Or am I not getting something

I value my ass-virginity...a lot...
If the sisters want to use strap-ons on each other that's cool, but they ain't coming anywhere near me with the damn things.

Happened to me about three times.

The first, believe it or not, was when me and the girl in question were about six, and in the middle of soccer games, at that. Used to embarass the hell outta me too, because she did it almost every time our team got the ball in the other side of the field. To this day I wonder how that girl ended up as she got older.

The second time was a lot more normal, in High School. But I was still too nervous around girls to take advantage of that.

The third was after High School, with an older woman I worked in a restaurant with. I did make the most of the situation, but broke it off before we got serious when I found out she was married.

jmac wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote:I have dogs.

I believe the word you're looking for is leash, that's leash with an "sh". Because if your dogs have leaches that's a bit of a problem.

See folks, this is why you shouldn't post while under the influence of caffine withdrawl.

Robert Walper wrote:

Vertigo1 wrote: I have dogs.

Plural? As in more than one girlfriend? *runs*

You haven't seen my mug have you?

Come to think of it, my friend Jessica and her friend Erin are always rather handsy with me for some reason...

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:Come to think of it, my friend Jessica and her friend Erin are always rather handsy with me for some reason...

Have you seen you?