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StarshipTitanic wrote:Oooooo, another one that requires a minimum of effort...

*Monolith disassembles Sektor on the atomic level, leaving a rapidly spreading hydrogen vapor in its wake*

LOL!!!

I love those monoliths!

HAHA! you require monoliths to do that?*scoff*

SirNitram wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote: Hehehe, sucker.

*Hadokens Cyran*

I get sex every night, so I see no reason to complain.

*Lays on the ground as a charred and bloody mass of smoldering and twitching flesh.*

Ok, sex part...that makes up for it....

Now is there a White Mage in the audience?

Captain_Cyran wrote:

SirNitram wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote: Hehehe, sucker.

*Hadokens Cyran*

I get sex every night, so I see no reason to complain.

*Lays on the ground as a charred and bloody mass of smoldering and twitching flesh.*

Ok, sex part...that makes up for it....

Now is there a White Mage in the audience?

Ah, I'll bite.

*The Space Camaro pops outta hyperspace, finds the planet Captain Cyran's on, and powerdives into the cool, misty atmosphere, leaving a brightly glowing trail of incandescent gas as the Blue Angel fireballs through the sky at Mach 6. Sn0 finds Cyran, lands, and leaps out of his ship, still glowing a bright cherry red from his fiery plunge into the planet's atmosphere*

I'm here Cyran. I'll fix you up.

*begins a healing spell and puts bacta patches on Cyran's larger wounds*

*After a few minutes, Cyran's as good as new*

Here have a doobie on the house. You've had a busy day. If you want, I could take you home...

Captain_Cyran wrote:Nah, that's alright...I've still got a few portals I can use...and Dahak is still in orbit.

*Opens a portal, steps through it and is on the bridge of the Uber-planetoid Dahak.*

I guess I'll see ya round then...

*gets back in the Camaro, lifts off, and after a much more stately flight through the atmosphere than the one on his way in, reaches space and jumps to Hyperspace...*

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:Nah, that's alright...I've still got a few portals I can use...and Dahak is still in orbit.

*Opens a portal, steps through it and is on the bridge of the Uber-planetoid Dahak.*

I guess I'll see ya round then...

*gets back in the Camaro, lifts off, and after a much more stately flight through the atmosphere than the one on his way in, reaches space and jumps to Hyperspace...*

*But before Ein could jump to Hyperspace, his Camaro ate about 2 moles of sausages.*

Oops, sorry!

Captain_Cyran wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:Nah, that's alright...I've still got a few portals I can use...and Dahak is still in orbit.

*Opens a portal, steps through it and is on the bridge of the Uber-planetoid Dahak.*

I guess I'll see ya round then...

*gets back in the Camaro, lifts off, and after a much more stately flight through the atmosphere than the one on his way in, reaches space and jumps to Hyperspace...*

*But before Ein could jump to Hyperspace, his Camaro ate about 2 moles of sausages.*

Oops, sorry!

Not exactly!

*The Camaro's emergency deflector shields engaged and deflected all but the first three or four sausages. The M/AM reaction was shutting down, so it didn't cause any Explosive Fart Problems like last time...*