Re: SDNWorld Redux: Story Thread the Third
Posted: 2008-12-30 10:42am
Miranda
Comona Island, Space City
The flight surgeon and his team walked out of their little conference room wearing extremely serious looks. All of them carried thick folders full of medical documentation of the primary Soyuz 4 crew - Alan Shroompard and Miranda Moonbeam.
The astronauts rose as they approached, Shroompard in his impeccable SAF uniform, and Miranda wearing FASTA-standard training garb. Alan shot her a disapproving look when he noticed her barely contained excitement.
The flight surgeon adjusted his glasses and slowly opened his little leatherbound notepad. Two small pieces of paper lay there - Miranda decided that if he approved her for the flight, she'd make out with him on the spot.
"You are both approved for the mission.", came the earth-shattering statement, "Here are your docume...what the hell are you doing, miss?"
"Uh, sorry", Miranda released the flight surgeon's head when she met his disapproving stare, Stuck-up Russians..., she thought.
"As I was saying, here are your documents. Good luck up there."
"Thank you, sir!", Shroompard saluted calmly, while Miranda squealed like a little girl. The medical team shot her one last disapproving look and walked away.
"Yay! We're flying! We're finally flying into space! WHEEEE!", Miranda grabbed Shroompard and kissed him, before running off through the corridor, waving her approval papers.
"Wheeeee!!!!"

Half an hour later, Deke Slayton's office
"Holy shit, Alan. I never thought you'd be one to make such a request..."
"She ran off squealing like a little girl. Don't you think that's a bit, umm..."
"Crazy?"
"I was gonna say 'odd', but yeah, 'crazy' works,too."
"She's qualified for the flight, Alan. She's the first civilian the qualify, so it's understandable that..."
"Yeah, yeah. You know she qualified by spending days and nights in the simulator. Have you actually talked to Svetlana? She has to run a dozen times through scenarious most people get in two,three rounds tops."
"Alan...let me put it this way. She meets all criteria,the flight surgeon okayed her, she passed all qualifications..."
"Barely", Shroompard interrupted
"...don't interrupt me. She passed all qualifications, her psych evaluation found no problems. And you want me to strike her out of the flight list? How would that make me look?"
"At least trade her with someone. She's a poor personality match, you said that yourself."
Slayton sighed. What was it about that girl that made everyone hate her so much?
"She's a bit impulsive, which is why you're in command of the ship. She's also a rookie, which is another reason why you're in command of the ship."
"She tried to hit on Svetlana..."
"First, that's a rumor. Second, that's not a crime, and I got no repeat reports on this. Third, she's not flying with Svetlana. Fourth, if you won't fly on Soyuz 4, you won't fly on Selene, and that means you don't walk on the Moon. Understood?"
Both men looked at each other in silence for a few seconds, before Shroompard nodded and put on his cap.
"Understood, sir."
"Good. Dismissed."
When Shroompard left, Slayton sighed and grabbed his coffee. Some days, the astronauts act ed like real primadonnas.
Comona Island, Space City
The flight surgeon and his team walked out of their little conference room wearing extremely serious looks. All of them carried thick folders full of medical documentation of the primary Soyuz 4 crew - Alan Shroompard and Miranda Moonbeam.
The astronauts rose as they approached, Shroompard in his impeccable SAF uniform, and Miranda wearing FASTA-standard training garb. Alan shot her a disapproving look when he noticed her barely contained excitement.
The flight surgeon adjusted his glasses and slowly opened his little leatherbound notepad. Two small pieces of paper lay there - Miranda decided that if he approved her for the flight, she'd make out with him on the spot.
"You are both approved for the mission.", came the earth-shattering statement, "Here are your docume...what the hell are you doing, miss?"
"Uh, sorry", Miranda released the flight surgeon's head when she met his disapproving stare, Stuck-up Russians..., she thought.
"As I was saying, here are your documents. Good luck up there."
"Thank you, sir!", Shroompard saluted calmly, while Miranda squealed like a little girl. The medical team shot her one last disapproving look and walked away.
"Yay! We're flying! We're finally flying into space! WHEEEE!", Miranda grabbed Shroompard and kissed him, before running off through the corridor, waving her approval papers.
"Wheeeee!!!!"

Half an hour later, Deke Slayton's office
"Holy shit, Alan. I never thought you'd be one to make such a request..."
"She ran off squealing like a little girl. Don't you think that's a bit, umm..."
"Crazy?"
"I was gonna say 'odd', but yeah, 'crazy' works,too."
"She's qualified for the flight, Alan. She's the first civilian the qualify, so it's understandable that..."
"Yeah, yeah. You know she qualified by spending days and nights in the simulator. Have you actually talked to Svetlana? She has to run a dozen times through scenarious most people get in two,three rounds tops."
"Alan...let me put it this way. She meets all criteria,the flight surgeon okayed her, she passed all qualifications..."
"Barely", Shroompard interrupted
"...don't interrupt me. She passed all qualifications, her psych evaluation found no problems. And you want me to strike her out of the flight list? How would that make me look?"
"At least trade her with someone. She's a poor personality match, you said that yourself."
Slayton sighed. What was it about that girl that made everyone hate her so much?
"She's a bit impulsive, which is why you're in command of the ship. She's also a rookie, which is another reason why you're in command of the ship."
"She tried to hit on Svetlana..."
"First, that's a rumor. Second, that's not a crime, and I got no repeat reports on this. Third, she's not flying with Svetlana. Fourth, if you won't fly on Soyuz 4, you won't fly on Selene, and that means you don't walk on the Moon. Understood?"
Both men looked at each other in silence for a few seconds, before Shroompard nodded and put on his cap.
"Understood, sir."
"Good. Dismissed."
When Shroompard left, Slayton sighed and grabbed his coffee. Some days, the astronauts act ed like real primadonnas.